The Log - July 2015 - Up Periscope

Sunday, 26th July 2015

What a beautiful day, hard to sit here all day and look out the window and listen to the birds. Roll on summer.

Went to the local markets yesterday and bought another heap of plants, that will keep me busy next week. The last lot I put in are taking, lots of new growth and flowers. I spread two bags of blood and bone during the week and I am regretting it now, smells like the old bog in Bugis Street! What is more revolting, Niggs loves the stuff and as well as rolling in it, he has the occasional snack. Revolting!!!

I will be busy sending out the rugby jumpers and flying jackets from tomorrow, I pick them up from the Post Office in the morning and those that placed an order should get them during the week.

John 'Boot' Hatfield knows how to hurt! "Bung, I always believed in your integrity as the ‘editor’ of Up Periscope. My beliefs are now completely squashed as I believe you should not ‘paintbrush’ any items submitted. You have shown Jim Moon with a glass of ‘squash’ in his mit – I do not believe that even Jim would stoop so low as to doctor an image like that. Please contact Jim with an apology and remove the doctored image." Boot, the truth of the matter is Jim has seen the light since moving to Ballina and the pressures that he lived under in Victoria have been lifted.

Today's Log is a disappointment, if it wasn't for Daffy Donald and Youtube it would be a blank page. It is hard to make the Log interesting when there is little to write about. Although the number of visitors a week (1500+) remains constant it may be getting close to calling it a day for a weekly Log and go monthly.

I called in to pick old Bill up to take him to the pub. Bill is not normally a thoughtful husband so it surprised me when, as he was was putting his coat and hat on, he turned to his wife Jean and said, "Jean - put your hat and coat on, lassie."
She replied, "Oh Bill that's, nice are you taking me to the the pub with you?"
"No," Bill replied "I'm turning the heater off while I'm out."

Around the Traps

CMDR Andrew Keough CSC, RAN Rtd.

Congratulations to SAA Member Andy Keough on his new role as CEO of the main government agency on defence matters in South Australia, Defence SA. He is moving from his management role with naval shipbuilding company ASC at what he said was a critical time for the shipbuilding industry in Australia. Andy concedes he faces a big challenge, but said his focus will be creating as many jobs as possible in the South Australian defence industry. In an interview he said "The programs that are coming online - future frigates and future submarines - have the potential to transform the manufacturing base not just of South Australia but also the manufacturing states across Australia". SA Premier Jay Weatherill also said he was pleased with the appointment. "The state has secured a highly respected submariner with outstanding strategic and management abilities," he said. Andy served in the Royal Australian Navy for more than two decades. As well as commanding two Collins Class submarines, HMAS Waller and HMAS Sheean, he served on the Oberon class submarines HMAS Ovens, HMAS Orion and HMAS Otama. Link to ABC article.

Cameron, Thuy and Allan

Lionel Royston posed the question on Facebook "Who can remember their NOK number? I think mine was 693. Can anyone help me out?" Like me, many asked 'WTF'. Apparently the Next of Kin signal released from the boat with a definitive list of persons onboard, identified by their NOK number only, when the boat sailed. As Shane Pike noted "There ya go learn sumthin new each day."

Allan Neyland wrote "It's great to see you still looking after the Log, great to keep up with what is happening with all the guys. Back in KL working for Hess Oil & Gas on a new project North Malay Basin which is just kicking off near the Thailand border. I have the Wife with me and we have a new addition to the family, a boy Cameron who is 5 months old now (keeping us busy)."

John MacDonald has just got out of hospital after gall bladder removal. He said "Bit sore........but back to normal food soon....yeah!!"

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Daffy Donald reported that members of the HMAS Stirling Off Watch Centre Dive Club after three members received their Professional Association of Diving Instructors (PADI) Open Water Diver Certificates. The Off Watch Centre was set up to draw people out of the isolation of their cabins and provide an area for hobbies and activities. Instilling a sense of community within HMAS Stirling. The Dive Club formed as part of the Off Watch initiative and now has some 93 personnel on its books. The first class of three students have just successfully completed their PADI Open Water Certification.

The Off Watch Centre is a great initiative and Shane Pike agreed "Have to say I would have spent a lot less time (and $$$) in the Tamar Tavern if something like this had of been available."

Geoffrey Anderson is seeking assistance for the Australian National Maritime Museum. "I may have asked this before but has anyone got a picture/photo of an O Boat sonar screen/trace. ie. CSU3-41, AN/BQG-2 and 2007?" If you can help please email Geoff or call him on 0413 980 091.

Wally McNamee wrote "Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook, while applying the same principles. Therefore every day, I go to the street and tell a passer-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my partner, my son, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works! I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist."

Daffy Donald posted photos of the Submarine Training Systems (STSC) centre at HMAS Stirling in action. ETSM Prabhu Chandrappa is shown with Raytheon Simulation Engineering Officer, Mr Craig Dawson, working on the Combat System Support Facility's Server Infrastructure in the STSC. While Petty Officer Lee Crowley, Able Seaman Dave Scerri and Maintenance Manager Brian Graves are seen testing a new con rod at the Hedemora LBTS.

Tom Johnston sent photos from the official opening of their upgraded Sub Branch Hall. State Member Mr Jai Rowell MP, Federal Member Mr Angus Taylor MP and RSL State President Mr Rod White AM RFD officiated. "Good turn out and also great to see a project come to an end. Next project turning old section of hall into museum." Click to enlarge image

McNamee Medals provide Medal Mounting and Replica Medals for all Australian and British Commonwealth Military and Service medals and can provide New Ribbons for and Mount Medals for all wars, military campaigns, police and peacekeeping actions up to and including the recently awarded Australian Operations Medals for Border Protection and the Greater Middle East. They also Mount Medals and provide Replicas and Miniature Medals for Service Organisations including Police, Ambulance, Fire and Rescue and State Emergency Services. Call Wally or send him an e-mail for a quote and you will be pleasantly surprised not only with the price, but also with his unbelievable turnaround time. Email: mcnamee@bigpond.net.au Web: www.mcnameemedals.com Phone: 0403 308 511

Have you ever wondered what CO's are up to when their curtain is pulled? Well now we know, they develop board (bored?) games. In the game 'They Come Unseen', submarines and surface fleets battle for Cold War dominance! NATO players must use their submarines to sneak troops into enemy ports, destroying vital strategic targets, while the Soviet team deploys a surface fleet to hunt down the subs and protect their crucial supply lines. Designed by retired Royal Navy Officer and submarine commander Andy Benford, and developed deep beneath the waves, They Come Unseen is an asymmetrical strategy game of bluff and deception that uses two boards, one for action on the surface, seen by both players, and one for movement underwater, seen only by the submarine commanders. The game also comes with specially designed control panels to help keep track of vital information such as fuel, ammunition and current cruising depth.

Andy Benford is a retired Commander, Royal Navy. Having passed out of the Britannia Royal Naval College, Dartmouth in 1971, Benford embarked on a submarine career that would span twenty-one years and six of the seven seas. He saw service in diesel-electric conventional submarines, a nuclear powered hunter-killer submarine and a nuclear powered Polaris ballistic missile submarine. In 1980 he passed the Submarine Commanding Officers’ Qualifying Course, affectionately known as the “Perisher”, and qualified as a submarine commanding officer going on to command an Australian conventional submarine, HMAS Oxley (March 83 to november 94), and to be the second-in-command of the Polaris submarine HMS Revenge. He retired from the Royal Navy in 1993 after the end of the Cold War. They Come Unseen is his first board game.

Veterans' Affairs

Qualifying Service
Paul Gapes reports that three SAA Queensland members who had served in “Collins Class” and had done operational patrols and been awarded the ASM (Specops) for their work, applied for “Qualifying Service”. Two of the three had their applications approved and one was “knocked back”. The person who was knocked back was on the unit detailed as doing the first run. “DVA” were most apologetic but their hands are tied as they cannot do anything if that particular unit/person is not in their list of those eligible as provided by Navy Office.

It is well known historical fact that submarine postings are not always accurate so a “knock back” is not necessarily the finish of the matter. Such a result may be as a result of a “pier head jump” which can make it very difficult to prove one was actually on a particular unit and you may be required to provide that proof. Navy has been asked to confirm that “Qualifying Service” is being awarded to all serving RAN personnel serving in submarines awarded the ASM (Specops) doing similar work to their “O Boat” predecessors. A reply is awaited.

Any such serving or ex-Collins personnel are strongly encouraged to submit an application for recognition of “Qualifying Service”. The procedure to obtain “Qualifying Service Recognition” is detailed below. The procedure described below is the simplest method. Before you even start with this you must have been awarded the ASM (Specops) for service in RAN Submarines AFTER 199.

There are two pieces of paper you may have and if they are attached to any paperwork you submit could make the processing of your submission easier, but their inclusion is not essential. They are:

Your Discharge Certificate
Statement of Service

Procedure for Registering for Qualifying Service

Download DVA Form D0506 - Qualifying Service Claim at this link.
Open the form and save to desktop
Retrieve from the desktop as a PDF
Complete as per the guide.

5. Sign and either take to a DVA Office near you or forward to the DVA Office in your Capital City.

Notes:

When completing the form and the “BLUE” box does not change to “YELLOW” then you are not in PDF.
Recommendations to complete Question 12 Tick the YES box and insert “NOT DISCLOSED SUBMARINE SPECIAL OPERATIONS”. There is no requirement to mention the unit’s name. Rough dates of any trips would make life easier for DVA people doing the research for your assessment.

Defence Legislation Amendment (Superannuation and ADF Cover) Bill 2015
It seems that proposed changes in this Bill will affect anyone considering re joining pussers and rejoining the DFRDB scheme. The submission contained in this link indicates the Government is trying to shut the door on this option as of next year. I do not fully understand the impact of these changes but will look into it.

Heart and Health Programme
Last week Spider Webb wrote an item on this program and he received this review of the program from Thor Lund. "I've been on the program for over a year here on the Gold Coast and its very good. You'll enjoy the banter as much as the exercise. I had to drop out of the gym sessions earlier this year due to child minding duties and more recently more heart problems. So they gave me a personal coach who rings me every 2 weeks and has given me exercises I can do. Also they will provide me with a rowing machine or bike for free once im over the current heart problem. Its very well structured and a great initiative so enjoy yourself."

This is not the start of a race debate (racist comments will be ignored) but a visitor to the Log asked a legitimate question "Why is it necessary to have an RAN Islamic adviser and why should a religion bugger up a standard uniform? What other religions have an advisor?" I personally believe every effort should be made to ensure the integration of all races and religions into the services. I am not sure that having such a high profile advisor is a smart move.

At last count there were only 15 Muslims serving in Navy and 88 employed across the ADF. According to the media there are more Muslims from Australia with gaining combat experience fighting with the Islamic State than there are in the entire ADF. One was a member of the group Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) when he was killed after travelling to Syria to fight in the country's civil war. An ADF spokesperson told the media that he had joined the Australian Army in February 2009 and was discharged in September 2010. Yes, the ADF is trying to overcome the problem, but I am not sure an RAN specific advisor is the way to go. Maybe an ADF advisor is a better and less controversial option.

The Department of Immigration and Border Protection is asking citizens to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect was used to smuggle illegal immigrants from Hobart to Australia, on the Spirit of Australia. If you see the vehicle pictured, you are urged to contact your local police.

Frank Langer wrote "I am looking for either an Oberon class or Collins class submarine Port crock. I got two a couple of years back for mates who were paying off. No I would like one. The Collins class I would like with the gold propeller as the stopper." If you can help Frank please email him.

I think I used to buy my porn here in 1965 as a baby stoker in Hong Kong. Those were the days!!!

Videos of the Week

This 2014 video of the United States Armed Forces is impressive!! It makes you wonder how they would fare in a major conflict.

During the year 1987, Russia was pushing their boundaries on technology and military advancement. Lun Class Ekranoplan, not quite an airplane and not quite a ship, weighs in at a whopping 380 tons and has a wingspan of 148 feet. It contained 6 anti-ship missiles that could be launched from flight or from a stand still. The Lun Class Ekranoplan could only reach an altitude of about 15 feet above the sea so it was more of a harrier styled ship than a plane. This incredible piece of machinery is in a class all its own. Read more at this link. Amazing!!!

Another video that impressed me this week was this one that demonstrated the contents of a Royal Marines Officers Ration Pack. It did not surprise me that the contents of the officers pack was a little better than those of the troops, it brought back memories of biscuits issued to messes on submarines, the officers always got the Monte Carlos!

Roger Tozer wrote "For those who think the police are trigger happy here or who are unhappy with the justice system. This is what you call, "Swift Justice". This video shows how they respond to a robbery in progress call in Brazil." Shoot first, order your pizza second!

Daffy Donald posted "....and for the old school; just in case you miss it, a Recruit School Experience." It looks as if not much has changed since I joined Waller intake in September 1964, just the recruits appear to be younger and the buildings older. This recruiting video is one of many interesting videos available at the Defence Video library.

Submariners ask for your discount !

Terry Hall of the Derbyshire Submariners reports that the August edition of their newsletter is now online. Their Web Page shows current and last 12 Months Derbyshire Deeps Newsletters.

SAA Member Peter Wells own a couple of Fishing Tackle Stores on the Sunny Coast. His big store, Davo’s Tackle World Noosa, has been nominated for 'The best Australian Tackle Store of the Year'. Why not make his day, lets get him as many votes as possible – Vote Now! Please log on to this link and vote for Peter's store! If you are into fishing visit Davo’s Tackle World Noosa and ask for Peter. Yes they offer submariners discounts, 20% off everything except for rods and reels which is10% and they will post anywhere in Australia.

Do you have a business that you want to promote to Members? Got things to sell or Swap? You can do this for FREE on this website, just fill in this form and Bob's your uncle. See current listings under Free Classifieds - Sales & Services or Buy, Swap and Sell.

Sunday, 19th July 2015

Keith 'Scarpa' Broomfield wrote "Just checked out your video clip of 'your' gardening skills. I think that a little licence has been taken as just how many houses do you own? and it cannot be true as Niggs is not in any one of them!!!!! I can understand the snow photos as I heard that snow did fall in Qld lately - otherwise I would have believed your video!!!!" Can't fool Scarpa, he's the sharpest knife in the draw!

The weather has really taken a turn for the worse, got down to 6 degrees the other morning so venturing out of the house before the sun started to warm things up was a no no. I have had the log fire burning most of the week and it is nice and warm in the house. Niggs has notr left his lounge chair in front of the fire. We are fortunate that wood is plentiful here, a mill in Tiaro sells offcuts for $15 a trailer full. I normally get a few loads during summer to age for winter. Can't beat a slow combustion fire.....

Next week will see me using some of the 'boys toys' to repair some stairs to the verandah. A biggish job, the steps are 5' wide hardwood, very heavy and awkward to put into the bearers. I know, I did a couple last year and it was hard work. It would probably be easier to replace the whole steps with metal ones, but they spoil the looks of a house over 100 years old.

Old Bill came over this morning for a beer, a sign that all was not well at home. When I asked what the problem was he said "Jean has these days when she wants us to talk about things. We were discussing aspects of our future, so when it was my turn I asked, "What will you do if I die before you do?"

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then she asked, "What will you do if I die first? “

I replied, "Probably the same thing.” That's when the talking stopped said Bill.

Well, better get on with it, going out for dinner tonight and a lot of email to get through.

Around the Traps

Jeff Horsley - Hawaii on Ovens

Barney Sullivan wrote "Jeff Horsley is chasing contact details for John Harvey the stores rate and Wayne Tuckerman> I said that I would see if you could help." Unfortunately neither are SAA Members and not registered on The Log's database. If anyone can help please let me know.

Rosemary Murray posted on Facebook "I would like to rehome my submarine port crocks. I have 4, 3 are numbered and 1 suffered a fatal smashex. All the pieces are there. I am in Canberra. Genuine interest only please. Purchased whilst serving at Plat 1989 - 1991." They were claimed without delay.

This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until Last week, I still had it all !!! A cook, cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school. . ..." I asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol,? Divorce??????"
"Oh No, nothing like that" he said. "No, no .... I got out of prison."

Tom Johnston wrote "Hope all well with you, we had a good time in Ballina, Squizzy and Jim Moon rode their bikes down to the caravan park that I was staying in at Wardell. Laurie joined up with the ukulele set for some light entertainment, perhaps Phil Soloman and his team had visited the park previously. Back home now putting some time into the RSL Sub Branch." Click image to enlarge

CMDR Sean 'Paddy' O'Dwyer RAN pointed out an error in last week's Log. "Thanks for keeping us up with the goss, I saw the bit on Bert and NAIDOC week. He's now Commander Slape, but like you said.... "the world is a basket case - war and terrorists, the volatile money markets, the weather and climate change (sic the Navy asking JJ and Dougie to come back and drive) to name a few". God knows what's going to happen next!!" They may ask me to come back and do the brightwork?

John 'Boot' Hatfield reports "Sherry was recently caught up in the volcano eruption in Bali – I was still in Melbourne! It was quite an exercise to get her on a flight out of there. The only advice I could give after all the events is – don’t fly Jetstar, internationally."

The Moonman, Jim that is, wrote "While on a gentlemen’s regular motorbike ride on sunny Northern Rivers roads, Squiz Taylor and Jim Moon enjoyed a catch up and fine fare with ex-UW Darby Munro (after 40 years+) at the Sedgers Reef pub in Iluka. Darbs has honed his artistic skills by making motorbikes and other ornate artefacts out of local woods (for colour contrast) after selecting, felling, drying and sawing them to usable size, then shaping each component with his deft digits and power whittlers to form the finished bikes, which are instantly identifiable to us rugged bikie types (note Harley insert). A great catch up with lots of laughs about ‘the good old days’…" Click image to enlarge.

I think that the mob that made this YouTube clip must have been stokers, very talented. Watch at this link!

George Chapman responded on the name of the Garden Gnome last week, he was right it is Ziggy Hobson. As he was the only person to respond he gets the prize!

Tony Critchley has been working OS and is coming home. He wrote from Legazpi Philippines saying he has nearly finished his current assignment and will be home in another 3 weeks.

Howard 'Tex' Rutter sent some more ANZAC Day photographs from CAnberra and these have been added to the 2015 ANZAC Day album.

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Tony Vine reported "Caught up today in Cairns with Brian 'Timber' Mills who I joined NIRIMBA with in January 1971. I believe that Brian was the first Torres Strait Islander to be commissioned in the RAN when he was promoted in 1990. A great Rugby Player and a wild child on a run ashore."

Lason Lehmann caught up with Rob Varian and wrote "A couple of beers and an espresso martini with this old cock! Bloody good to catch up with him..... Even if he is a skimmer these days!"

Gerard Degen has moved from Tura Beach (NSW) into a retirement village in Birkdale (Qld). He wrote "Looking at the map for Qld I think you might live only a couple of hours away by car and thought I might visit the man if he does not object (You might have nightmares for ever after)." A bit like 3.5 hours Gerard, but always a spare bed for old submariners.

Meanwhile, John Chambers has found an interesting item on Dutch submarine, the K.XII, which ran aground at Fairlight (NSW). It had had a chequered history following its construction in Rotterdam in 1924. During WWII it sank at least three enemy ships, two in the Gulf of Siam and one off Borneo. It was also used for reconnaissance work. It was attacked and damaged during the Japanese assault on Indonesia in 1942, and barely made it to the safety of Sydney. It was overhauled at Garden Island, and deep-sea trials were held off the Heads to determine its seaworthiness, but it failed the tests, endangering the crew, so the decision was made to declare her unfit for further service. The story is available at this link.

Submarines Association Association Update

I recently attended an industry brief by RADM Greg Sammut here in WA. Whilst I don’t have an industry interest (retired!) it was useful to hear the basic facts from the horse’s mouth rather than our pollies and the media so that I could pass them on the Association/readership. Below are my notes of the briefing.

Bob Trotter OAM
National President,
Submarines Association Australia

Future Submarine Industry Briefing
The Future Submarine will be a new design, built to Australian requirements as an intelligent customer.
1. The design brief is complete and will require the phased approach of:

a. A preliminary concept design
b. A ‘can-it-be-done’ assessment, leading to;
c. Choice of an international partner and development of the concept design
d. NOTE: A major requirement of all of the above will be preparing for sustainment!

2. Key requirements will be:

a. Range as for Collins.
b. Sensor and stealth systems to latest technologies.
c. Core combat system will be US/Aus system with holistic approach to integration.

3. 1 & 2 above imply a capability requirement that will only be achieved by a new design.

4. The Competitive Evaluation Process will be between:

a. DCNS & TKMS, on a commercial basis, and
b. Japan on a Government to Government basis assisted by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries.
c. Australian Government Information will be common to all.
d. The common evaluation criteria are:

i. Capability requirement
ii.      Commercial and Government aspects
iii.     Australian industry involvement
iv.     Cost – round figures and how it will be achieved/controlled.
v.   Schedule.
vi.     Project management.
vii.    Design and safety requirements.
viii.   Sustainment.
ix.    Crew and training
x.     Risk.
5.       Build options will be:

a. Australia
b. Overseas
c. Combination
d. In any option sustainment will be regarded as a sovereign capability for upkeep and modification requiring an organic Australian knowledge of design, technical data etc; i.e. expertise at home.

6. This is the word from the Future Submarine Project as presently endorsed by Government.

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French - select image for article

Japan - select image for article

Germany - select image for article

Queensland Branch
More photos of 2015 ANZAC Day have been uploaded to our website. If you have any images that you have taken during one of our events please take the time to upload your images to share with members and friends of our submarine fraternity, you can review the newly uploaded photos HERE. Further, Harry Haxton has taken images, more recently at our ANZAC Dawn Service at SWHT, you can view the photos HERE

Paul Gapes
Branch Secretary

New South Wales Branch
It has been confirmed that the AE1 Memorial Service, held each year by the SSMCC and SAA NSW Branch, will be help on the 11th September. Father Keith Dalby conducts the service at St Johns Church, Gordon. The Memorial Service is followed by coffee, biscuits and rum. The SSMCC will then participate in the Wall to Wall Police Memorial Ride to Canberra on the Saturday. This service is not restricted to members of the SSMCC and SAA, guests welcomed. So put this in your planner now.

Another important date for your diary is the NSW Branch AGM. It will be held on the 16th August at the Parramatta RSL, Hunter Room, 11.00am-12.30pm. Stay for Lunch afterwards. Note: Venue change.

For details on all Branch events visit the SAA Events Page which has been updated to reflect upcoming SAA and other events and functions.

Carol Wilson
NSW Branch Secretary

Australian Capital Territory Branch
the Branch AGM will be held on Sunday 30th of August 2015 commencing at 1100 and followed by a family lunch at the Weston Club. The committee would love to see as many members and their families as possible on the day.

The President has asked me to remind you that all Office positions are open to all members of the branch, if you would like to volunteer for a position please get in touch with me by CoB Friday 14 August 2015. All present Office Bearers who wish to remain in their position need to send me confirmation by the same date. All agenda items need to be forwarded to me by CoB 14 August 2015 to be included.

Geoff Burns
ACT Branch Secretary

Health and Welfare
The winter edition of Vetaffairs is now available online at this link. This issue is full of recent DVA and veteran news, as well as useful health and wellbeing information and tips. Some of the stories covered in this issue include:

Clarification to Budget 2015-16: how will it affect you?: It has been brought to DVA's attention the section of this article titled ‘Disposal of Greenslopes’ is misleading. We wish to assure readers that the Greenslopes Private Hospital in Brisbane, Queensland, owned by Ramsay Private Health, will continue to provide hospital services to veterans and other entitled persons. The article should have made clear that the Budget funding is to remediate blocks of land which were once part of the former Greenslopes Repatriation Hospital, but which the Commonwealth has leased to the Australian Red Cross from the 1940s until earlier this year. They have now returned to the Commonwealth’s vacant possession, and have been determined to be surplus to the Commonwealth’s requirements. The Department is currently working through the processes to dispose of this land.

Heart and Health Programme
Graham 'Spider' Webb wrote "I am starting the Heart and Health programme in Cairns next week. Have you heard about it? Maybe some of the guys may be eligible for it. You must be a Vet to qualify. A 12 month programme - twice a week for an hour and also times for dietician sessions etc. It is very professionally done and FREE ! Obviously someone lobbied the Government for funds for this. Went to the induction class last week. The programme is run all over Australia. I am going overseas in October for three weeks and they said they will tack three weeks on the end of the 12 months for me. Pretty good of them." Follow this link for details.

Recognition of Qualifying Service
Richard Coathup wrote "I recently applied to DVA to determine qualifying service, filled in the form and sent it off to DVA with certificate of service stating honors and awards which includes Australian Service Medal Special Ops clasp. DVA delegate rejected my application on the grounds my name was not on the list. Requested the decision to be reviewed due to Navy posting records were inaccurate and have never reflected the true postings, crash drafts, loan postings and relief cook positions, as was my case when I was crash posted with half a day to pack you bags and we will see you in three months. Well turns out this trip was the one I needed to confirm entitlement. Personnel file was updated a year prior to discharge and awarded the medal. Well who would have thought a crossing the line certificate would be so important stating I was on the boat for that period and diary notes and letters from the CO stating I was there. Well DVA contacted Defence and 'based on the details provided by Mr Coathup we are happy to confirm that he does have qualifying service for special submarine operations between Jan 78 and Dec 92'. I now wonder if the list has now been updated to reflect this or will it remain unchanged."

It may be a good time to apply to determine qualifying service. Hope fully you will never need to use it but who knows. If you need to complete the form follow this link.

Notice - Asbestos houses in ACT
Are you a current/former Defence member who resided in Canberra in the 1970s and 1980s? On 1 July 2015 the ACT Government Asbestos Response Taskforce released a register of residential addresses in the ACT affected by loose-fill asbestos insulation (also known as Mr Fluffy insulation). If you resided in Canberra in the 1970/80s and suspect that you may have been exposed to asbestos as a result of your employment with Defence call 1800 DEFENCE (1800 333 362) and ask to be put through to the Defence Asbestos Exposure Evaluation Scheme (DAEES), or visit this link.

Veterans and Veterans Families Counselling Service (VVCS)
VVCS is a free and confidential counselling service for Australian veterans, peacekeepers and their families. For more information on VVCS services and eligibility, please visit the VVCS website or phone 1800 011 046.

The Submarine Institute of Australia is the nation’s premier organisation for the promotion of submarine matters. We are dedicated to strengthening relationships between government and industry, and with submariners past and present.

Established in 1999, the SIA has a vision that builds on the centenary of submarines (1914-2014). While the participation of submarines was periodic in their first 100 years of RAN history, the second 100 years requires a determined and successful approach to sustaining and growing Australia’s submarine capability. Visit the SIA site at this link for current news on submarine issues.

Carol’s The Race to Beat Cancer - City2Surf 2015 "Every step I take helps accelerate us towards a cure"
Even a broken wrist isn't slowing me down. City2Surf here I come!!! We should do everything in our power to help all children with cancer and to support parents and families through the struggle. The Cancer Centre at The Children’s Hospital at Westmead cares for 160 new patients each year. We’ve treated more than 3,000 children since 1976 – and today – thanks to research and advances in clinical care - 80% of our young patients survive and live fulfilling lives.

"We urgently need to raise funds for essential laboratory equipment for critical research into Glioblastoma Brain Cancer Invasion." said Carol.

Some of the world’s best clinicians and scientists are researching discoveries to improve the lives of children with cancer. Your support will help equip us with the research laboratory supplies we need. Understanding how glioblastoma cancer cells spread through the brain will enable the discovery of new treatments. Better treatments will improve the quality of life for children with cancer, enabling them to live longer, healthier lives. Please follow this link to help Carol reach her goal of $1000.00. Even $5 will help!

Mike Bennett wrote "I decided to have takeaway for lunch today. I went into McDonalds and was greeted by a young girl wearing a burqa. It was dirty and tattered. Kind of put me off. So I decided to go across the road to Hungry Jacks. There I was greeted by a young woman also wearing a burqa. Hers however was clean and tidy and well kept. That's when I realised that. . . The burqas are better at Hungry Jacks."

Defence News Links
With six new nuclear attack submarines, India officially opens up on its undersea aspirations Economic Times
NEW DELHI: In a rare, official comment on the Indian nuclear attack submarine project, a top Naval officer has said that work has started on a new ...
French firm DCNS release design of submarine it wants Australia to buy The Australian
DCNS Australia CEO Sean Costello said the new submarine would be over 90 metres long and would displace more than 4000 tonnes when dived.
Is China's New Submarine Deal with Thailand Now in Peril? The Diplomat
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The U.S.S. Michigan, one of the largest U.S. submarines, in the harbor at Yokosuka, south of Tokyo. Photographer: Isabel Reynolds/Bloomberg.
Royal Navy's third Astute-class submarine HMS Artful to begin sea trials Naval Technology
The UK Royal Navy's third Astute-class submarine HMS Artful is set to start sea trials after final construction was completed at BAE Systems shipyard ...
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Somewhere out in the North Atlantic, every hour of the day, every day of the year, a lone submarine glides through the ocean with no real destination.

Why I drink Scotch!
The 11 Health Benefits of Whisky: Whisky is one of the most popular alcoholic beverages in the world, thanks to its distinct flavors and the fact that it’s the least likely to give you a hangover. Add to that the fact that whisky also holds several medicinal property, and you got yourself an obvious success story. Please remember that whisky is alcoholic, so drink it responsibly and as always - in moderation.

The first confirmed accounts of whisky distillation are from the early 15th century, when the Irish and Scottish distilled it, calling it “Aqua Vitae” (Water of Life / Lively Water), for medicinal properties. During the American Revolution, it was used as currency and George Washington even owned a distillery in Mount Vernon. In the Prohibition era (1920-1933), whisky was the only alcohol permitted for consumption with a doctor’s prescription.

The Health Benefits of Whiskey:

Memory Boost: Whisky contains antioxidants that help improve the health of the brain, additionally, alcohol boosts blood circulation, both of which contribute to your memory. In addition, the Ethanol in whisky helps your neurons function properly, which also aids with memory.
Stress Relief: In moderation, whisky can reduce stress and calm the nerves. The combination of slowing down brain activity and increased circulation, which helps provide the body with oxygenated blood, are essential for achieving calmness.
Fight Weight Gain: Compared to its counterparts, whisky is a low-calorie alcohol, free of fat and cholesterol. If you’re on a diet but still want a drink – it’s your best choice.
Reduce the Risk of a Stroke: Whisky prevents cholesterol from accumulating in the cardiovascular system and can help remove excess cholesterol from the body. It also relaxes the walls of the arteries, reducing the risk of obstruction. All of these factors help reduce the risk of stroke considerably.
Reduce the Risk of Cancer: Whisky contains an antioxidant called ‘ellagic acid’, an acid that stops DNA from coming in contact with cancer-causing compounds, such as nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons.. It is also said to help protect the body from damage during chemotherapy.
Helps with Digestion: For centuries, whisky was considered a digestive aid, drunk after a heavy meal. Whisky's composition and high alcohol percentage also makes it an effective appetite suppressant.
Live Longer: The antioxidants in whisky help fight free radicals – the number one cause of aging, as well as prevent various diseases. This double-whammy helps your body live a longer, healthier life.
Diabetic-Friendly: Containing zero carbs, it won’t affect blood sugar levels, making it the number one choice for diabetics.
Improve Your Heart's Health: Drinking whisky actually helps your heart stay healthy, similarly to red wine. It reduces the risk of blood clots, thus it can prevent strokes and heart attacks. The antioxidants in the whisky also inhibits the oxidation of low density lipoprotein - a main factor in heart disease.
Improve the Health of Your Brain: A 2003 study found that, thanks to the antioxidant qualities of the ellagic acid, moderate consumption of whisky reduces the risk of Alzheimer’s and dementia, as well as improve cognitive functions. Basically, one drink a day will keep the doctor away.
Prevent & Treat Cold and Flu: Whisky is known for its positive effects towards allergies and colds. It’s an effective cough syrup for people suffering from an itchy throat, and the alcohol helps kill bacteria in the throat. The best results are achieved by adding a little bit of whisky to a cup of hot water and lemon.

And that's your lot for the week!

Sunday, 12th July 2015

Like me, Peter O'Donohue is having trouble deciding how to spend his windfall "Who hoo $2.98/fortnight increase in my DFRDB pension, let's party!" Don't celebrate too soon mate, what goes up must come down and next week you will receive a letter advising that your pension has decreased as a result of the DFRDB rise.

I am so pleased with my gardening efforts I commissioned a Youtube clip with a song by Jimmy Rodgers, I hope you enjoy this clip, I am so proud of it. What next, my own gardening television series - Bung's Back Yard?

Had a fruitful week healthwise, got good reports from the doctor for all tests done last week. Except for one, an ultrasound has detected a cyst on the Kidney. No problem, just monitor it for the time being. I hit the 10KG mark on my weight loss effort, a long way to go but I will do it this time.

Not sure why I am working on my health though, the world is a basket case - war and terrorists, the volatile money markets, the weather and climate change to name a few. No wonder a man is going grey!

Not a lot of mail this week so the Log has suffered a little, have done the best I can with the stuff I received. Again I must offer thanks to Daffy Donald and the others that take the time to provide material, without their fillers from Facebook it would be difficult to produce a Log some weeks. I am working in my office on the back verandah and it is bloody cold, only 11 degrees so I am off.

That's your lot till next week! Have you asked someone "RUOK" this week!

Around the Traps

Fred & Barbara 2004

SAAWA Branch President, Sid Czabotar, reports that Fred Lawrence is still at Charlie Gardener Hospital for observation and treatment and has been there for a week. Sid wrote "He has finally been moved to the Oncology Ward G73. Fred had an MRI last Monday and Barbara and Yoli received bad news from the doctors that the treatment to date has not worked and the tumours have spread. As the cancer is terminal they are going through a tumultuously emotional period in deciding the way ahead i.e. what further treatment to do and 24/7 care for Fred. It has been decided by the Hospital staff in consultation with Barbara and Yoli that Fred is not well enough to return home. Fred has been told about his diagnosis and, in the Doctors words, received it very stoically (calmly and without emotion)."

"He is allowed visitors. Visiting hours are 8am to 8 pm with a rest period (i.e. no visitors from 1 pm to 3 pm). Please ring the hospital if intend to visit on (08) 9346 4444 to ensure he is not away from the ward having tests done. I visited Fred on Wednesday morning. He was quite alert at first and had no problem in recognising me, conversation was one way mostly, with me talking and him responding to my questions. He was mostly coherent and spoke sensibly, with lapses of memory."

"Our thoughts are with Fred, Barbara and Yoli. If you can visit Fred or ring Barbara and Yoli to show your support as they go through this journey. Barbara can be contacted by E-Mail or home Phone 08 9490 2977. His daughter Yoli has a very interesting blog “A Skippers Tale” detailing Fred’s journey to date. You can also leave messages on this blog."

Had a quick chat with Fred Fisher again this week, he is still having health issues - the most recent being a pacemaker being fitted to supplement his ticker. He said it has made a big difference to him, more life and energy since having it done. Take care Fred!

LCDR Bertram Slape RAN, OAM

To mark NAIDOC Week 2015, the Department of Defence and DVA are highlighting the contributions of Indigenous current serving members of the ADF and Indigenous veterans in a special portrait exhibition called Serving Country. One featured CMDR Bertram Slape OAM. BZ mate

Looking for information or photos of WOETSM Robert Ruse OAM (Deceased) for his son Pier who wrote "My father served on HMAS Otway, Otama and Platypus in the 1960s through to 1980s. I dont have any of his memorabilia or photos. My father's nickname was Rupert. He served over 30 years. Can you help me retrieve any memories of my father please" Unfortunately Robert was not a SAA member and I hold no record of his service. Pier can be contacted by email.

Paul Meakin asked "What happened to Tom Brinkley? Is he still alive, do we have any address or contact for him? An RN submariners here in WA was with him on Dreadnought and Resolution and is keen to say good day if he is still with us. Can you help?" After a bit of research it appears that he died in 2009. The post read "Commander Tom Brinkley MBE RN The only information I have on him, is that he was at one time EO of the Resolution and was awarded the MBE while serving in Resolution. It was also reported he joined/transferred to the RAN; I have no details of any of that service." Tom did a stint as Director, Submarine Maintenance and Repair (DSMR) during his time in the RAN.

Allen Story posted on Facebook "So there I am at work at RAAF base Tindal thinking I'm the only ex submariner in Katherine and I meet a Raffie named jonesy who also used to be in boats back in the 80s. Had never met before but I think said he was on Ovens will get more details." There was 6 Jones's on Ovens for a while, they were numbered from 1-6.

Eric Fleming, a former submariner in the RAN joined the Police force in Sydney in 1995 and was transferred to Brunswick Heads in 2000. He reported feelings of anxiety to a senior officer after attending a fatal crash on the Pacific Hwy in 2004. Two years later, he was hit by a car while performing random breath tests on the same highway and suffered major injuries to his shoulder. Fleming remained a police officer until a psychiatrist diagnosed him with PTSD in 2007. The State argued the case should be disallowed because the current claim was made in November last year, outside the usual three-year limitation period following the injury.District Court Judge Phillip Mahony found Fleming had received poor legal advice and was not told about the limitation period and granted him leave to proceed with the lawsuit. Full story at this link.

1000 Miles Away - Navy on Vimeo from Ian Lumsden :: Cinematographer on Vimeo.

John Hogg sent the link to this great video and said "Gee I still miss it sometimes." I have been out for thirty years and it feels like it was yesterday. I still miss it all the time John!

Gnome home!

Name the Gnome! The first person to name this garden gnome, sighted in NSW this weekend, will go in the draw to win an exciting prize from the scran bag.

Kev Batty was looking for a junior sailors collar on Facebook. Why? He wrote "I attended my unit (Joint Logistic Unit SQ) Regimental dinner last Thursday night and a place was set for the fallen comrade. There was an Army tunic, RAAF cap and as the only Pusser in the unit, I dug out my old blues top, had to sew everything back on (will post official pic when released, have to do with my pre dinner shot attached for now). Doesn't take much guessing which uniform looked best. Anyway we have another one coming up and I would like to supply a complete top, can get the silk, ribbon and lanyard from Glendinnings but their collars only fit their tops (mine is puss issue 1978)." Paul Dann and Sandra Davis came to Kev's aid. BZ!

with this finger.......

Daffy Donald posted "Handles miraculously up and about explains his one finger typing technique or the role of the Machinery Control Room on HMAS Choules to The Hon David Sweeney MP, Member for Batman, during Exercise Talisman Sabre 2015."

Bill Bacon writes "During WW11 it was standard procedure for Submarines heading off On Patrol to be Escorted to Their 'Diving Area' by a Destroyer or Frigate. A Destroyer Captain, knowing the, fairly low, top speed of a Submarine decided to have a 'Bit of Fun!'
'Hello Submarine' said the Escort Captain, 'We are increasing speed to 15 knots, would You care to join Us?'
A short time later, with the Submarine struggling to keep-up, He sent another message of His intention to increase speed to 18 knots and, again, asked the Submarine, 'Would You care to join Us?'
On reaching the designated Diving Area The Submarine Captain sent a message to the Escort.
'Hello Escort' said the Submarine Captain, 'We are increasing Our Depth to 150 feet! Would You care to join US?'

Click to enlage

Ken 'Bungy' Williams wrote "Back in Sydney and some of the SSMCC NSW Chapter managed to get out for a ride. Polly Farmer, Doc Madden, Ziggy Hobson, Smudge Smithies and Rick Macchetta for a Saturday ride out to St Albans pub. Great weather and a good time had by all before the pending big chill." Coming across this pack of desperados would be enough to send a chill up the spine of any law abiding citizen. Scary!

Advice has been received from suppliers, Bomber Jackets and Rugby Tops should be delivered in two weeks, you should get your order before the end of this month.

Don't blame me, blame John MacDonald for these:

As of this week, all new Euros are to be printed on Greece-proof paper.
Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life.
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U.
I'm investing in a new currency...the George Foreman Euro. Same as the other Euro, but no Greece.
Alex Tsipras has said that Greece will "Bounce Back". Just like it's cheques.
My son wanted to know what it was like to live in Greece, so I took his pocket money off him.

While on the subject of Greece, The Victorian Branch of the Submarines Association Australia reminds Members that the next social event will be lunch at the Ringwood RSL, Sunday 19th July starting at 12:00 midday. Please let Ian Tanner know if you are attending and number of guests, in order that I can make the booking with the RSL.

John Hatfield (President of said Branch) wrote "Sherry was recently caught up in the volcano eruption in Bali – I was still in Melbourne! It was quite an exercise to get her on a flight out of there. The only advice I could give after all the events is – don’t fly Jetstar, internationally. I hope you all received your copy of Flood Q OK? I was able to put most of it together, but fell on the expertise of our ex-wordsmith, Jim Moon to put a polish to it. Communication is a very important facet of all associations and our Flood Q and well-organised social outings are a good venue for communications. Thanks for this go to our busy Hon. Sec. Ian Tanner. Please let Ian know if you are intending to go to Ringwood. If you know someone who doesn’t have access to a computer, please call them and let them know – or let me know and I will ring them."

Health & Welfare
I have notice that most of my clients aren't being assessed under Special Ops for their VEA claims. I use online lodgement and Special Ops isn't available to be selected. I’m in the progress of contacting DVA to have this fixed, however until it happens I suggest anyone lodging a claim enclose a covering letter with the claim saying they have Qualifying Service under Submarine Special Ops. It can mean the difference between having a claim accepted or rejected. It shouldn't happen however looks like a breakdown in the system.

Anyone that has the following diseases are requested to email me answering the following questions. Even if you have it and didn’t do Special Ops I still would like a reply.

Prostate Cancer, Diabetes, Chronic Myeloid Leukaemia (CML), Non Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, Malignant Neoplasm of the Larynx, Malignant Neoplasm of the lung, or Soft Tissue Sarcoma.

Do you have special ops
What boat and date of patrol
Have you cover from DVA for cancer treatment
Have you made a claim under VEA and had it accepted or rejected

Ray Kemp
SAA National Health & Welfare Coordinator

Replacement Medals
The Department of Defence has recently revised its replacement medals policy. Prior to 2003 lost, stolen or destroyed medals could only be replaced directly to the individual who earned them. ln 2003, this policy was extended, allowing replacement when deceased individuals' service awards were lost in specified natural disasters. ln December 2014 the Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister for Defence agreed to a revision of this policy, which now allows for the medals of deceased individuals to be replaced in the following circumstance:

Replacement medals will only be issued to the holder of the deceased individual's medal's. The medals cannot be replaced in the circumstances where an individual has died and the medals cannot be found.
The loss, damage or destruction of the medals occurs in circumstances beyond the control of the holder of the medals: for example as a result of a house fire or theft.
The loss, damage or destruction occurred after 1 December 1974.

Defence can only replace medals it is authorised to issue. As such, it cannot replace honours or decorations that were issued under the lmperial or Australian honours system, such as meritorious and gallantry awards, or foreign awards. However, replicas of these awards may
be purchased from a commercial medals dealer. Medals replaced by Defence will be engraved with the initia! 'D' to denote 'duplicate' unless
the damaged original medals are recovered and returned to Defence.

To apply for replacement medals, claimants may complete the online application form, which is available on the Defence Honours and Awards website at this link.

WO(N) Martin "Blue" Holzberger

Daffy Donald wrote "Navy PR just put these photos up. The submarine intervention gear ship MV Besant arrived at Fleet Base West in Western Australia on 6 July 2015. The vessel, named after Lieutenant Commander Thomas Besant, Commanding Officer of the submarine AE1, will be joined later in the year by the longer rescue gear ship, MV Stoker. The two vessels will replace MV Seahorse Standard enhancing the submarine rescue capability."

Daffy also noted "Blue must be close to the end of his stint as WO(N) - they have published an official portrait!!" Blue responded "Hi All, it is good to hear from you and yes I am looking older every day, that's why I will leave the position and Navy some time around April next year. We are currently going through the selection process for my replacement with some good candidates. I am leaving the Navy and not taking a PN commission. Instead Cathy and I are taking a very long holiday before looking for jobs. Maybe Bunnings is hiring.....

Tim Atlee-Bowra wrote "Cheers, and profound regards to my old shipmates with whom I shared such fond companionship during our beloved Onslow's building and her first commission. Even that bloke, Geoff Anderson."

Royal Navy Submarine Museum welcomes special guest
The National Museum of the Royal Navy’s Gosport-based Royal Navy Submarine Museum welcomed a very special guest recently. Second World War submariner, 93 year old Bill Anderton, made a 300 mile trek from his Teesside home with his son Graham (62) and two other peacetime submariners, Tug Wilson (67) and Ken “Shady” Lane (68).

Bill served in the Royal Navy from March 1942 and volunteered for service in submarines. By his own admission, it was for the wage! He served on HMS Satyr and HMS Ultimatum between 1942 until his discharge in 1946. The visit gave an increasingly rare opportunity to briefly chat with Bill about his service – how it was so cold on board and how the camaraderie with his crew mates got them through.

He is one of a declining number of Second World War submarine veterans and was keen to visit the museum and have a “wet” with fellow submariners. The museum’s showcase exhibit HMS Alliance is the official memorial to the courageous men “still on patrol” and Britain’s only surviving Second World War era ocean-going submarine. See this link to our YouTube channel which features a short interview with Bill.

The Naval Commemorative Committee Victoria, cordially invites all serving and former members of the ADF, NZDF, Allied Veterans, your Family and Friends to the ANZAC Naval Commemorative Ball 2015. For complete details follow this link.

Terry "Titch" Parsons Ex LSMTP3SM sent this invitation to anyone who had an association with Nirimba Term - January 1976. The Committee has sourced a suitable cruise based on the current price being the lowest available, prices start from $529 per person. The cruise selected is a Royal Caribbean cruise line cruise on the Radiance of the Seas. The cruise departs Sydney on the 11th of February 2016. Terry said "If interested, please send me your email address and I will ensure you are included in future updates." Terry can be contacted by email for more details.

A good life for some! Lionel Royston wrote "Going up the river (without a paddle) for a spot of fishing and some zero-time with the missus. Kids with the in-laws and out-laws; 6 nights of luxury at Wigley Retreat (they are on facebook if you want to look it up)."

How the Greek economy works
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna. The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note. The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works!....Those Flaming Greeks, meanwhile the rest of the worlds markets slump and the stock exchanges in every country take a big dive all because a Greek prostitute was able to pay her hotel room bill???

Sunday, 5th July 2015

There are a few selfless people doing their bit for worthy causes over the next few months and I urge you all to make a donation to those that I have featured in this week's edition of the Log. Even $5 will help them achieve their goals, so please consider. I especially ask those of you that are in senior management positions within your place of employment to consider getting your company to throw in a few dollars.

Had a good week and even went to lunch twice with neighbours, once to Hervey Bay and once to Maryborough. Both meals were a bit disappointing, no one tourists complain. Prices high, quality low. I am on a health kick and decided to have Whiting with Tropical Salad and chips for $19.50 at a restaurant at Hervey Bay. It was three Whiting Tails - small whiting opened out like a prawn cutlet and crumbed, the crumbs on the whiting were thicker than the fish, you could hardly taste it. The tropical salad had a small piece of pineapple, tomato, lettuce and cucumber. I shall not be going back there again.

Managed to plant another group of shrubs, with luck they will add colour to the gardens in summer. My problem is the amount of shade from all the trees, not enough sun to do much good. One can only try!

Possums are very active at the moment and it sounds like they are holding races on my roof at about 0400 every morning, running from one end of the verandah to the other. Niggs gets very pissed off, but they are not bothered by him. I am usually awake at that time, the bladder makes sure of that. If I could be granted one wish it would be to have the bladder control of a 20 year old!

Due to my recent health issues I have undergone just about every test in the book. Friday was my first time visiting our new doctor for a colonoscopy. His new blond nurse Sharon took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting, I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove, and
A beer

When the doctor finally, came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for. But can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that, the Doctor became, noticeably, outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse, "Damn it, Sharon!!! I said...a BUTT LIGHT!"

The problems associated with living in a town where most of my neighbours are ageing or infirm came home to me again yesterday. Old Bill next door fell over and Jean (yes, Bill and Jean are actual neighbours, I just hope that they never find The Log) asked me if I could come over to help him up. Her other neighbour is not much help, he is on a walking stick and cannot bend over without falling himself. I tried to get him up, but in the end I had to go up the road and get a younger, bigger neighbour to help.

Old Bill is a keen golfer and he recounted the incident that happened just after they were married and almost ended it. Bill said "One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart." Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out and called, “Are you Okay? “What’s your name?”

“My name is Bill, and I’m Okay, thanks."

"Bill, forget your troubles. Come over to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the buggy up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak said Bill

I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife Jean won't like it."

After an hour, a restorative brandy, some close conversation and an invitation to return, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart" I said.... That was my last game for quite a while! said Bill.

That's your lot for this week, send in your dits for next weeks edition.

Around the Traps

Fred at US Vet's Memorial, Albany WA

Sid Czabotar writes "In the past week I have been in contact with Barbara Lawrence in the hope of visiting Fred. Barbara advised me this morning that Fred has been admitted to Charlie Gardener Hospital for observation. He was taken there by Ambulance on Friday evening. This week his condition has deteriorated and they had increased his medication and will do further tests in Hospital. Before the rush to the hospital, Fred was going to be assessed for admittance to a Hospice. Our thoughts are with Fred, Barbara and Yoli. Barbara can be contacted by E-Mail or on 0894902977. His daughter Yoli has a blog called the “A Skippers Tale” detailing Fred’s journey to date. You can also leave a messages on this blog.

Greville 'Snake' Knight is another on the sick list and he wrote "My health is heading South again, and it's like I am in the roaring 40’s and cannot turn back. What is the medication you are on as I am so bloody tired. Woke up this morning had breakfast, did the dishes, went back to bed till mid-afternoon. This is the routine every day, almost. Of note, ASC gave me the axe three weeks ago; nice package though. Carefully doing the sums with Ray Kemp right now to see if we can retire. He is a great help." I had been like that for several months and I put it down to the medication I was on. It turns out that I was only partly correct, but a Vitamin D blood test identified I had become deficient in Magnesium and Vitamin D. A change of medication and an increase of Magnesium and Vitamin D has worked wonders, I am active again and feeling so much better. Apparently some medication inhibits the body's ability to produce these from natural sources.

A Sikh man!

Pat Heffernan reports "I've just returned home after spending 4 days in a local hospital, having skin cancers removed from the back of my left leg and right ear. Here is a photo to prove I was Sikh!" Boom Boom!

Lionel Royston wrote "Stepped into the lion's den (DVA) in the city today to drop some paperwork in,,, they were very friendly, very sterile (worse than a Dentist, you know that smell), very factual, very careful,,, otherwise a good experience." That's good news, I have always been treated with courtesy.

Rick wakeman and Phil Solomon both have impressive 'drinking holes' and I decided to donate a flag to declare 'bar open'. Rick is now flying it proudly in his mancave. Phil Solomon said "Can you thank Santa for me for coming early and sending me a flag. It will proudly fly from the tiki hut flagpole for all and sundry to admire. Speaking of sundry ... in the last couple of months we've had Mateer, Meakin, Vine and Gwynne depleting the ship's rum stock ... now I know why the rum is always gone!!! Thanks very much mate for the flag, you're a star."

Dave 'Goldie' Horne visited the BitaPaka War Cemetery near Rabaul, PNG whilst on a cruise on the Dawn Princess. He sent these photos from the AE1 and Centenary of ANZAC Memorials. Your showing your age Goldy!

More countries are on a heightened level of terrorist alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels and taking their cash with them.

John 'buster' Keating answered the call from the National Maritime Museum for MK48 drawings. He said "I mailed the Mk 8 torpedo handbook and some associated drawings yesterday."

Ken 'Bungy' Williams wrote "Visiting Kakadu for the school holidays and was heading to the bar when I hear "Bloody submariners are everywhere". It was Michael Lynch sitting with his other half near the bar." Submariners are like a fart in a lift, can't get away from them!

Daffy Donald wrote "Just in case you miss it (article on HMAS Platypus).... for me I can still see the Bull poking his head out of CASS HQ in order to spray his words of support and kindness over the whole of the Bay." Telegraph reports on plans to transform submarine base into harbour park. The former navy site in Neutral Bay was once home to submarines and is now under the Trust’s control. Over the past five years it has cleaned up the site, which was contaminated when it housed a gasworks. Full article at this link. Yes Daffy, I recall those rants with great affection, even those directed at me! While Guy Burton commented "People used to dive for cover behind the cars in the lower car park and trot sentries hide behind the Faslane cover....!!!"

Ian Appleby is another SAA Member competing in the Sydney City to Surf this year. "I am dragging my sorry carcass around the course again this year and raising funds for Soldier On. Should be easier this year as I'm one kidney lighter. As a veteran, I understand the needs of the veterans community, and the very important role organisations like Soldier On play in supporting our veterans once they come home. In this Centenary of ANZAC, I ask you to support me and other veterans in returning to "normal" life." Donations can be made at this link.

Carol Wilson, NSW SAA Minutes Secretary is also competing and Carol's goal for this year is $1,000. She said "Any donation over $2 is tax deductible. Any amount is very much appreciated as it all counts to help the sick kids. As usual all money raised will go to the Oncology Department at The Children’s Hospital at Westmead." Just follow this link, you know it makes sense.

Gavin Dwyer read my comments on Bill Shorten last week and wrote "Talking of Bill, he is very keen to give evidence at the AWU Inquiry because he believes it will be the only time people will be interested in what he says."

Michael Date wrote "As you are probably aware I am riding in the Black Dog Ride to Uluru in August. We are raising money to raise awareness of depression and suicide prevention. I am aiming to raise $20,000 by the start date of 15th August 2015.

All the funds donated go to the Black Dog Ride which has so far donated more than 1.8 Million dollars for Mental Health Services. Mainly through Lifeline , Suicide Call Back Service, Lamp Inc, Mental Health First Aid Australia. This years Red Centre trip is focusing on Lifeline and Mental Health First Aid’s Youth MHFA program in Australian secondary schools.

Mental health affects everybody in every walk of life whether you are in a plane such as the German Wings incident where the pilot was said to have suffered from depression when he flew his plane into the mountain in France or you attend schools where kids commit suicide because they do not know how to cope and who to turn to.

None of the money raised goes to me or any of my costs associated with this trip it is all donated directly to the charity. For donations over $500 you will receive a block mounted certificate of appreciation after I get home in late August.

I appreciate all the donations that will be made. My company has kicked it off with a donation of $500 I hope you can match mine or even better beat it." Donate now at this link.

Tom Johnston reports "Back from a great two weeks in Hawaii. It can be somewhat stressful traveling with a 40 year old daughter but we managed to get by. Took Kellie down the submarine Atlantis to show her our world, though somewhat concerned at first she enjoyed her trip to 100 feet. If they hatches as big on our submarines we could all be still serving. Hope all well with you, we are off to Ballina for a couple of weeks tomorrow." Hard to believe, Tom has a 40 year old daughter, must have started late in life!

Daffy Donald posted an item regarding the arrival of another USN submarine in WA "Well sometimes it takes a while but...USS Jacksonville on I think her second (I recall late 82) or third (I am sure mid 85) visit to Stirling. Getting a handful of plaques are CMDR Matthew Boland USN, Deputy Commander Submarine Force, Commander Neil Carson and the base XO CMDR Mike Manfield."

Kreig Leitchze added "I welcomed a number of US boats at Stirling. And I gotta tell ya - those Murikan lads sure do love pulling in at Garden Island! Might have something to do with the aesthetically-pleasing young ladies of Fremantle."

The Jacksonville (SSN 699) is the 12th Los Angeles-class attack submarine and the first ship in the U.S. Navy to bear the name of the city in northern Florida. USS Jacksonville departed Pearl Harbor for a scheduled western Pacific deployment in March this year.

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Navy has marked the month of Ramadan with a special dinner in Canberra attended by the Grand Mufti of Australia, Dr Ibrahim Abu Mohamed. Chief of Navy Vice Admiral Tim Barrett hosted the inaugural 'iftar' dinner with serving sailors and officers at the Australian War Memorial on 23 June.

Guests were welcomed initially to the Last Post Ceremony at the Memorial, during which Chief Petty Officer Zul Naim spoke of Muslim Lance Sergeant Bin Shalid Ma'Aruff, who was killed in action in Borneo in 1945. Lance Sergeant Ma’Aruff was operating with the Army’s Z Special Force and was a courageous volunteer for hazardous duty as a commando operating behind enemy lines.

Chief of Navy’s Strategic Advisor on Islamic Cultural Affairs, Captain Mona Shindy, gave the opening address at the dinner, and spoke about the significant range of initiatives that Navy has lead over the last two years in the areas of inclusion and diversity. Navy has also increased dialogue and interaction with Islamic community leaders to markedly increase opportunities for further understanding and respect.

Vice Admiral Barrett said it was an opportunity for serving members and Muslim leaders discuss and exchange ideas.

Iftar is the evening meal during which Muslims end their daily Ramadan fast, the dinner is expected to become an annual event.

Photo (L to R) Mr Samir Bennegadi, the Hon Dr Brendon Nelson, MBBS, MRACGP, FRACP (Hon.), FAMA, Chief of Navy Vice Admiral Tim Barrett, AO, CSC, Grand Mufti of Australia Dr Ibrahim Abu Mohamed, Assistant Minister for Defence The Hon Stuart Robert, MP, Captain Mona Shindy, CSC, RAN, and Warrant Officer of the Navy Warrant Officer Martin Holzberger at the Australian War Memorial for the Royal Australian Navy inaugural Ramadan Iftar dinner.

Mike Shepherd Memorial Service
A Memorial Service was held at the Fremantle Navy Club commencing at 1210 with the entrance of Dave from the Rockingham Pipe Band playing the Lament. Approximately 50 people attended the Service consisting of his Widow Noraini, his daughter Mandie and the family and friends, colleagues from Woodside Offshore, Members of The Submarines Association of Australia and the Submariners Association (Australia Branch). The welcome to the service and introduction was conducted by Sid Czabotar the SAA (WA) Branch President who welcomed all on behalf of the Family and the two Submarine Associations.

Allan Thomas then recited the Submariners Prayer and Eulogies were given by Buster Keating, Sid Czabotar and Peter Coghlan & John Robertson Woodside Colleagues. Dave then paid the Scotland the Brave on the Bagpipes. Personal Tributes were the read out by Sid Czabotar on behalf of his Wife Noraini, Daughter Mandie and Son Andy Rowe, John Hatfield President SAA (Victoria Branch), Bob Mcguigan, Norm Williams and his former Commanding Officer on HMAS ONSLOW Geoff Anderson. This was followed by the Dave playing the Flower of Scotland on the bagpipes.

A 10 minute Photo Tribute with photographs of Mike and his family, friends and submariners followed with the Background music being the Centenary “March of the Silent Service. Concluding Remarks were made by Sid thanking those who attended on behalf of the Family. The Piper Dave then concluded the Service exiting with the Skye Boat Song. A light BYO plate lunch followed with the obligatory Rum Raffle and a Toast to Mike.

A special thanks to Dave from the Rockingham Pipe Band and WO Mark Dixon for organising the Piper. The pipes enhanced the service and paid tribute to Mike’s Scottish heritage.

Sid Czabotar
President, SAA WA Branch

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Submarines Association Australia News

I often get phone calls and email requesting contact details for Branch and National Officer Bearers and Health & Welfare advocates. The email and phone numbers are available online at the Submarines Association Australia website.

If you have are not getting any email from the SAA it may be a result of changing contact or address changes and forgetting to advise the Secretary. You can update your details at this link.

The Events Diary has been updated and contains details of upcoming Meetings and Social events. All submariners are invited to attend most events, a great chance to catch up with old shipmates. Information available at this link.

Victorian Branch
The next social event will be lunch at the Ringwood RSL, Sunday 19th July starting at 1200. Please let me know if you are attending and number of guests, so I can make the booking with the RSL.Contact Ian Tanner on 0450 642 835.

Ian Tanner,
Secretary Victorian Branch

Queensland Branch
Members are reminded that the AGM and General Meeting will be held at 1030, Sunday 12th July 2015 at Coorparoo RSL Galaxy Room. Click Here to let us know that you will be attending.

The current Executive has been re-appointed as there was no new candidates at the close of nominations on the 31st May.

SUBCON 2016 - 16-23 September 2016
Thinking of going on the SUBCON cruise in 2016 but do not have a partner? Defence Escapes has a list of Singles who would like to share a Cabin, anyone interested can contact Carolyn on 1300 789 824.

For full details on SUBCON 2016 visit the SAA Queensland website.

Western Australia Branch
The WA Branch held a General Meeting at the Fremantle Naval Club on Sunday 28 June. We had 14 Members in attendance (Minutes at this link).

Our newly appointed Patron, CDRE Mike Deeks CSC RAN Rtd., attended his first meeting as did Michael Morris as a new member. Both were welcomed to the meeting.

After the meeting we held a Memorial Service for Mike Shepherd as reported on the Log.

Our next function planned is the visit to HMAS Stirling with the SA (AB) on Sunday 26 July 2015. The Branch AGM is on the 16th August at the Rockingham Naval Club followed by a Rum Raffle and a BBQ. Think about joining the committee. Watch this space as we advise positions vacant in the near future.

Sid Czabotar
President, Western Australia Branch

South Australian Branch
The AGM of the SAA (SA) Branch will be held at the The Metropolitan Hotel (Grote Street, Adelaide) at 1200 on Sunday 09 August 2015. This will be followed by XMAS in August Lunch at 1300. Please acknowledge your attendance acceptance or apology by cob Friday 31 July to the Secretary, Connie Francis.

AGM Agenda Items, Notices of Motions, Election of Office Bearers and Nominations for Life Memberships are to be delivered to the Secretary, by cob Friday 31 July please.

Ray Kemp
President, South Australian Branch

Tasmanian Branch
The Branch will be holding a social night on the 25th July 2015 at 1930. The venue is The Ocean Child Inn, 86 Argyle Street, Hobart. Sit down time for the meal is 1930.

Mike Crellin
Branch Social Secretary

Proposed Option 1

The Fremantle Submarine Monument
The Australian Submariners Centenary Memorial Plaque was dedicated and unveiled at the Remembrance Day Service during SUBCON 100. The Plaque was placed at the front of the Maritime Museum alongside the Allied WWII Submarine Plaque relocated from the Finger Pier alongside HMAS Ovens.

The proposed Australian Submarine Monument has been renamed the Fremantle Submarine Monument and a small committee has been selected. Financing has commenced with donations from a few individuals, some corporations, Submarine Associations and monies raised from auctions at SUBCON 100. Requests for support will be made to Dutch, American and British Consulates, American Sub Vets and British and Dutch Submarines Associations.

It has been determined and agreed, subject to CEO approval, that the Fremantle Submarine Monument will be erected at the front of the Maritime Museum Fremantle. Two configurations of the monument are under consideration and are shown at this link. The committee is now looking at means to advertise this monument and obtain further funding for it. Further considerations include a start-up Reception with Business heavy weights at the Fremantle Maritime Museum, approaching a renowned person to be our Patron.

Visitors to the Log can pledge donations at this link.

Health and Welfare Coordinator
Got time to spare and care for the welfare of others? Why not undertake training as a P&W officer. Courses are normally 2 - 3 days if face to face or some are done online. You can work at an Ex Service Organisation office or, like me, from home. At times it can be very busy, however the satisfaction you get when the letter arrive form DVA informing you that your client has had all or most of his conditions accepted is just great. Let me know by email or mobile 0419 829 299 if you want to join our merry little band and I will point you in the right direction.

Anyone holding current pensioner concession, EDA or TPI card can apply for a NSW National Parks Exemption pass [regardless of which state you live in]. This gives free access to all NSW national parks. A camping fee still applies, but without having to pay entry fee this makes for very reasonable low cost camping. Full details at this link.

The July issue of DVA newsletter E-News is available and includes information on the Lone Pine Service in August, Managing Pain, Veterans return to Borneo and First Gulf War veterans. Follow this link.

Ray Kemp
National Health and Welfare Coordinator

Paul 'Bulkead' Newman - Legend status achieved !

Tony Morland sent this information on the UK National Defence Medal Campaign and asks that you forward on to your family and friends that served in the UK defence Forces. "The campaign team have re-engaged with 38Degrees and created a new petition. If the petition goes well there is a real chance it could be adopted for a National push. We must make this decision an easy one by getting as many signatures, and as quickly as possible. But first we must once again do the hard leg work of getting the numbers up. Let’s get to it at this link."

For all you wine drinkers, I present: The Engineering Version of a corkscrew. Finally a corkscrew that is practical and convenient and so easy to use. For reasons that are obvious this would be a Chief Stoker's dream and a Stoker's nightmare! Follow this link.

This silent German newsreel shows World War I U-boats preparing for war patrols, and departing for combat, and then sinking vessels on the high seas. Some of the rare images in this film include a U-boat stopping a sailing vessel in the Atlantic, forcing the crew to abandon ship and then sinking the enemy vessel. This type of "gallant" warfare would be replaced by less kind methods - unrestricted submarine warfare.

Mark Keeton wrote "My Dad sent me this."
World War II. Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean a British submarine is running silent - running deep!
On the surface Japanese Destroyers are hunting the submarine. Suddenly a faint tapping noise is heard in the submarine!

Captain whispering: “Number One find that noise and stop it before the Japs find us.”
Number One quietly: “Yes sir.”
Number one removes his shoes and in his socks quickly inspects the ship. After a few minutes the tapping noise stops.
Number One quietly to the Captain; “Sir I found the source of the noise and stopped it.”
Captain “Well done Number One, what was it?”
Number One “Sir it was the Navigator masturbating in the heads”
Captain “Did you stop him?”
Number One “No sir I removed his cufflinks.”

She did this model from memory!

We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a book called "Fifty Shades of Grey" as we might learn something from it. Someone thought it would come in handy when re-painting the house. The chaps were all asked to attend our next meeting with some notes relating to their experience of reading the book and its relevance to our activities.

At the follow-up meeting we had an enthusiastic full house where the blokes recounted the literary impact of the novel. Here are their experiences:

Bill Carruthers, 74 - We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall. But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
Nick Enwright, 86 - She stood before me, trembling in my shed. "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me." So I took her to Bunnings.
Ted Roberts, 79 - She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.
Tom Entwhistle, 73 - Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though.
Jack Farthing, 78 - "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred. "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof."
John Hardcastle, 72 - "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.
Colin Horrocks, 65 - "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"
Malcolm Riddock, 75 - I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
Allen Cardly, 74 - "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos. "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.
Humphrey Landsdowne, 56 - Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied. "You've got a fat arse and no dress sense."
Nicholas Benchley, 53 - "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece lounge furniture on eBay.
"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.