LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE........................

I want my shovel back......

It is amazing how much interest a simple thing like a shovel can generate, but going by these extracts from "The UK Submariners Forum" that little garden shovel that for a short time took pride of place in the Senior Sailors Mess at HMAS PLATYPUS certainly did that.


It all started with a simple request:

Dave Toms
The Shovel
Mon Dec 4 16:14:29 2000

Does anybody have any information on the (in)famous shovel, which used to hang in Dolphin SR Mess, when it wasn't hanging in another S/M Mess around the globe? I am particularly keen to discover about its trips to Australia, since they are not very well documented. Have you been one of the teams that actually stole the shovel? The tale is to be told in a future edition of the review of Naval Engineering, in time for the 100th birthday celebrations.

A quick response followed:

Barry Jenkins
Shovel
Mon Dec 4 20:57:11 2000


I was involved with numerous others in getting it off HMCS Athabascan ( I think ) in Guzz dockyard when OPOSSUM was doing her refit sometime between '86 and '88. Then involved when we went out to Canada. When I was on ODIN in '80 Dickie Deacon also hatched a plan to get it which didn't go to plan but was successful although I can't remember how in the end we did get it.

And this was soon followed by:

Buster
Home where it belongs-for now
Mon Dec 4 21:01:52 2000


Gents,

The shovel was returned to Halifax S/M1 S.R.'s Mess in 1996 from the S.R.'s Mess in Dolphin. Done so because of the inevitable closure of Blockhouse and the shift of SMI's pennant. Further fears existed among the mess committee at the time is that the shovel might get lost at sea in some submarine, somewhere, in some ocean and that the opportunities of ever pinchin' it again would be therefore minimized. Today, the shovel in all of its' tallied glory and tales is temporarily laid to rest in the Naval museum in Halifax. The next move is anticipation of a new mess being built in Halifax and if so, the re-appropriated garden tool shall be re-commissioned and used to turn the first sod.
What goes round, comes round. I HAVE THE DITs...

Grab the Gator!


The mystery soon deepened:

PRIGGY
Shovel or spade
Thu Dec 7 08:04:34 2000

The Shovel not spade, was on the wall in the wet canteen in HMAS PENGUIN in 1964, It was taken to HMNZS PHILOMEL on a T boat of the 4th S/M in 65, from there its a mystery, hope this fills in a gap or two, Happy Christmas to all from AUS.

And Derek seen red:

Derek Lilliman
The Shovel
Thu Dec 7 10:36:39 2000


When I first the message on the Forum about the 'shovel' I thought to myself 'keep out of this Derek, you'll only stir up a can of worms' However after reading some of the replies I would like to poke my oar in. I was an Instructor in the SETT when it disappeared and when I went into the mess and saw it Ripped off the wall, I thought , Sheer Vandalism, nothing else, and when I found out it was the Canadians, I thought what else could you expect from the Colonials! When later I found out it was purloined by the Australians I though 'good, serves them right, although it appears to be back in Canada. As regards its final resting place, it should be in THE Submarine Museum in
Gosport. With apologies from the RCN and RAN that they had recruited such individuals who would carry out such acts of vandalism!!

This comment put me in my "kindergarden mode" and with tongue in cheek I responded accordingly:

Norm Williams
"Borrowed" Items
Sun Dec 10 13:27:36 2000


Derek, Colonials indeed...

We may have lost the shovel, or should we call a spade a spade, but at least FOSMs Dolphins are still with the RAN. The site shall remain our little secret.

Buster returned:

Buster
Good Vice-Pres.
Sun Dec 10 13:19:08 2000

Barry,

Got yer off-line message regarding great initiative. Have trust that the gardening tool is safeguarded for the time being in the deepest sanctums of pusser's cobwebbed museum in Slackers'. It will re-emerge one day soon...for all the sods re-appropriate if they dare!!

Mind yer bubble,
Buster

And again:

Buster
Don't wake the sleeping bear!!
Sun Dec 10 15:57:06 2000


Bungy me ole' frush. Be nice now. You need to know that the home of the shovel dates back to 21 September, 1961...the tool used for sod-turning for the then new chuffs n' puffs mess. It was thrust into Canadian soil by the Commodore RCN Barracks (M.A.Medland), HMCS Stadacona and the first theft came by COX'N Sandy MacLean and his minions from Alderney...right out of the trophy cabinet the morning Alderney sailed back to Pompey from SM6. Left in its' place was a box of dhobey dust and a pair of crabby nicks.

Buster

And then one of the culprits owned up:


George Sullivan
Digging Device
Mon Dec 11 06:11:33 2000


Derek,

I can't agree with you more WRT causing damage when "acquiring" the shovel. If it can't be done with a little ingenuity, class and finesse it shouldn't be done at all. I "repatriated" the shovel twice from "Dolphin" on my own and partook on a least two other occasions and it was never done by causing any damage. The shovel moved about for over 30 years and the incident you speak of only occurred once that I know of. I also "borrowed" it from the Sub Squadron in Halifax and took it to Ottawa to get the Prime Minister's endorsement that it had in fact been in the Nation's Capitol!! Unfortunately I didn't quite succeed in that endeavour but did get a letter from his staff confirming the shovel had been in Ottawa.

As far as the remainder of your dit....gimme a break mate!

The shovel came from Canada in the first place; it was used for the sod turning ceremony when the (then) new C&PO's mess was built. So having been retired, Canada is the right place for it to be. In addition to this if you tally up the time it has spent in various locations around the world Canada comes out on top by far (purely due to the stealth, ingenuity and daring of us "Colonials".)

Speaking of "Colonials" once a year we have a holiday called "Thanksgiving" which most EX colonial rulers think has something to do with the colonists giving thanks for the bounty of the land in providing them with sustenance, shelter, clothing and so on to see them through a harsh winter season which is was to follow.........in actual fact, they were really giving thanks they didn't miss the boat..........

By the way, it was ripped off the wall, what is a wall in a naval establishment? Surely you mean bulkhead??, it was PURLOINED by the Aussies and DISAPPEARED for a while.

Not bad for a colonial...... eh wot??

Ta!


Dave Bryant recalled:

Dave Bryant

18 January 2001


The last time I saw "The Shovel" it was hanging in the SS Mess in HMAS PLATYPUS (1st AUSSUBRON) when OTWAY arrived back from the UK in 1968. It had been forwarded on from HMCNS OJIBWA from their base in Halifax having been stolen from HMS DOLPHIN (1st SMSQDN) by a Kanuck enroute to his homeland when they stopped at BLOCKHOUSE for some R & R and to load weapons in 1966.

It was stolen from Halifax SS Mess by an Aussie submariner who was in an RN submarine (I think HMS ARTFUL) when the base was still designated 7th SMSQDN pending the arrival of Canadian OBoats (much like 4th SM SQDN at HMAS PENGUIN awaiting the arrival of the first of the Oxley Class OBoats). I believe that "The Shovel" went back to Blighty onboard HMS ODIN when she was detached to AUSSUBRON in the early 70's as an adjunct to the ANZUK Force based in Singapore. I think that it went to 'Guz, because that's where ODIN came from (her refit
base).

That's the best I can do.
Good Luck!

Regards,
Dave Bryant

And today I received this response from Dave (who started the discussion) from Gosport. Thanks Dave:

Dave Toms

18 January 2001

Hi all,

We have a lot of Canadian submariners around just now, training up for the ex-Upholders. I accosted one in Gosport the other day and he did some rooting around, since he thought the shovel was is Canada.

The dit:

There are TWO shovels, the real one used for the planting and the ceremonial one that used to get acquired by submariners. Both are presently in the Canadian sub museum, which is not on the web as yet. I would still like to expand on the thumb nail sketches on the tallies, so any tales from Australia or indeed anywhere else with first hand knowledge of the shovel would be appreciated. I can provide some Canadian e-mail addresses if you wish.

So come on you lot, own up and let us all in on the secret. Give Dave (and me) the dirt on Australian involvement with the dastardly deed.


Norm













I don't care who stole the bloody thing, can I have it back!


10 March 2001

I received the following email and link to a photo or two from a Canadian (he nicked it on three different occasions. and is the one on the right in the photies). George lives in Ottawa, the nations capitol (commonly known as "Fat City" or "Fort Fumble" says George) and he 29 years in the mob, sonar type, 2 1/2 on a frigate, 5 on a DDH, 14 in boats. Went to boats as a killick, left as a CPO1 (Fleet Chief equiv). He was Cox'n on Ojibwa 1 year, Okanagan 2 Years, Squadron Cox'n 1 year, then NDHQ as a Career manager (drafty type) 4 years, Submarine Acquisition Program until the focus shifted to Nuc boats and the program collapsed shortly thereafter and he got out not too long after that.

While he was Cox'n on Okangan and Squadron Cox'n Kim Pitt was there as Squad Ops O, and a whole gaggle of Aussie electricians over doing their initial sub course and qual program at that time.) George was also kind enough to let me use the gif above of the periscope. Thanks George.

George Sullivan

Please make it clear I AM NOT in possession of the shovel, don't want people thinking it started going into private residences!

The shovel is now in the Maritime Command Museum in Halifax. There was a lot of concern it would disappear into somebody's "rec room" I think a new one is in the mill.

The photos were taken when I nicked it from Sub Squad C&PO's Mess in Halifax (mid 80's)to bring it to Ottawa for the Prime Minister's "signature of authenticity" that it had been in the "nations" capitol.

Didn't even have to nick it really! After a few "tots" convinced the mess pres it was a good idea and conned him into giving it to me. (a
CERA of course) Now that I had it had to follow through on my "promise" Never did get his signature but did get a letter from the Prime
Minister's Office (PMO) verifying it had been in Ottawa!

Of course the mess pres started to get worried about it and was phoning me once or twice a month. "Wondering how things were going with the shovel" The pictures where taken at a summer BBQ one day to show "that it was in good hands"

After a suitably long delay I sent it back.........it was a hoot!

Cheers,


George