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Sunday, 27th June 2010
The weather this week has
been great, almost like spring, a great opportunity to
get out into the garden and prepare the killing fields
for next year's crop. My history with things green
has not been great in the past and this has made me try
harder this year. Lots of tilling and toiling of
the soil and the cow shit that I collected from the
field across the road has been well and truly dug in to
the veggie patch, along with the mulch that I have
lovingly made over the last 12 months. The chook
has been watching with great interest, she will no doubt
be looking forward to the fresh vegetables in spring.
The retaining wall around the
pool area was next on the agenda. The last rites had
already been given to the $100s of plants that I put in last
year so I dug the up and started a fresh compost heap with them.
After the ground was prepared I headed off to the Nursery (not
sure if that is a good name, I think Hospice is more
appropriate) to plead for for plants hardy enough to survive a
nuclear attack. After about an hour my car was full (and
wallet empty) so I headed home. Niggs was not impressed
with getting kicked of the rear seat and halfway home he decided
to go bush..... a quick jump and he was in the back with the
plants..... their first encounter with the Williams household!
We got home and repaired those
plants that were damaged and spent the next hour or so
'arranging' them in positions that would become their final
resting places. Next came the planting and Niggs decided
that he I needed help with this little task and started digging
holes too... Enough! I finally locked him in the pool enclosure,
he was no impressed!
Next day I got the plants settled into their new beds - I will now spend
a further fortune on seaweed extract, trace elements, fertilisers and
other stuff designed to prolong life. Now to work out how to keep
the dog, chook, possums and birds away!!!
I have started to receive photos from SUBCON and will create an album
and have online later in the week, I don't have time today as I still
have a lot to catch up on. A woman's work is never done.
Warning!!! This week I received an email
that is doing the rounds and unfortunately it is allegedly from a friend.
Now you may say that no one would be silly enough to fall for this, but you
are wrong! If you receive any similar request contact the person and
advise them that they have or someone in their address book has been
infiltrated. The message was;
Sorry to disturb with this mail. I had to make an impromptu trip to London
and right now I'm in a difficult situation here in England and urgently need
your help. Can you lend me $1800, I'll refund you as soon as I get back this
weekend and explain better to you. I know this may not be a good time to ask
for such a favor but I just thought I could turn to you for help. I will
appreciate anything you can afford to lend me right now. I would be glad if
you could keep this between us.
 
AROUND THE
TRAPS
Congratulations

On the award of your Dolphins
ABMTSM T. Hoyle - HMAS
Dechaineux
SMNAWASM W. Hardie - HMAS
Waller
SMNAWASM A. Bullock - HMAS Waller ABMTSM J. Clarke - HMAS Dechaineux
SMNCTS B. Milton - HMAS Dechaineux
Defence has finally caught up with
Peter 'Ivan' Donzow "For
those who are not already aware or I have not already
contacted, I have received my "Notice of Termination of
Employment", with effect from 09 July 2010. This
will complete 22 years in the Public Service (after
serving 20 years in the RAN). There will be a
small farewell function at the NSW BOWLERS Club, York St
Sydney on that day. So, if you are passing by or
fell like a drink, please feel free to drop by. I
would like to thank all those that I have know over the
last 42 years in Defence and
wish you all well."
Good luck on your retirement mate.
This photo was taken at the Friday
Meet & Greet at SUBCON, Coffs Harbour 2010. Shown
are; Roger (Salty) Saltmarsh, Billy Callahan, Garry
(Roscoe) Ross and Roger (JJF). Guess who is the
odd man out in this photo? sorry about the glare,
must be a reflection from the lights?
Last week Mike Bell sent a photo from his second go on a
speedway
outfit and I asked if he was the
one 'riding' or 'hanging on'. He replied
"I'm the bloke swinging - the
rider is ex submariner stoker, Michael Hoogland.
Final tryout (second go) for speedway position is this
Sunday at Gillman - shitting myself already. If selected
we will be racing at Mildura on the Saturday of the long
weekend - should be a hoot."
Mike continued "I have now
re-enlisted in Active Reserves for another 5 years,
should have seen the looks on the mums and dads when I
wheeled in with the young uns for the ceremony!"
Now I thought that he had a
few screws loose when I saw the photo, his signing on
again proved it!!!
Can you help........
RN visitor to the Log,
Jock
Stuart, writes "Would
any of u gentleman know a Bob Drew. We sailed together
on ARTFUL in the 60,s. Bob was the boats LRO, I
was the LREM. He was an RAN rating. Last I heard he
bought an mfv when he left the mob and was running out
of the northern ports supplying all the small islands
with stuff they needed. He was a nice guy would be
nice to find if he is still alive and well."
In January, a pongo
Joel Donkin,
sought assistance in trying to track down Shane Simpson.
He is in touch again and would appreciate help in
contacting Shane. "Shane
was a submariner (UC, “O” boats, early to mid 80’s). He
was extremely proud of his time in the senior service,
and especially the silent part of it. I am pretty sure
Shane would be a part of your organization if he was
able. I lost track of Shane about 10-12 years ago. At
that time he was living in Moonta in South Australia."
If you can help contact
Joel.
John Newton
asks "I am trying to
contact a family friend and wonder if you could advise
me of the best method to do this please? He is
Ralph Naylor and in 1972, as a Leading Writer in the
British Navy, he transferred to the RAN Submarine
Service.’ Please let me
know if you know Ralph's contact details.
Vic 'Capt Ramuis' Borge asks
"Norm puzzle for members, Nov 1970 Fremantle two
boats RN outboard, inboard RAN - must be Oxley? Anyone
have ideas and RAN Warship astern of Forth. My
interest is that Forth was moored in Malta in Msida
Creek where I was born - see attached photos."
Can anyone help?
Ian and Vicki Bray are on the
move, another perk posting!
"Just a quick note to say
greetings from Newport RI. Vicki and I are settling into
a three year posting in the US. I have relieved Gary
Lawton at the Naval Undersea Warfare Centre, working on
the combat system and heavyweight torpedo. Vicki is
working hard on being a lady of leisure."
Good life for some!
Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of
buying a Labrador. "Piss off" says Mick, "Have you
seen how many of their owners go blind?
Wartime submarine commander and
adventurer turns 100
June 25, 2010 The oldest living submarine commander from
World War II turned 100 years on Wednesday and enjoyed
festivities that are expected to continue for days.
Up to 100 people attended Commander Bill King’s birthday
party on Wednesday night held in his family home, Oranmore Castle, where he lives with his daughter Leonie
and son-in-law, Alec Finn. The Commander lasted a good
few hours at his party according to Leonie who said “it
appeared to have perked him up”.
Bill King first settled in Galway in 1946 when he and
his wife, Anita Leslie bought Oranmore Castle for £200.
The couple immediately set about renovating the Norman
keep to make it into a family home by the sea. Today, it
is open to the public from Wednesday to Sunday between
2pm and 6pm until the end of August.
In 1967, Commander King set out to sail the world in a
purpose-built boat he constructed himself. The two-masted
Galway Blazer II failed to circumnavigate the world
twice, but at 58, Bill King became the oldest
participant in the Sunday Times Golden Globe Race in
1968. He eventually achieved his goal of sailing
singlehandedly around the world three years later.
He has been the only surviving World War II submarine
commander for many years and recently had interaction
with the son of a Japanese Chief Engineer of a submarine
which was sunk by Commander King. There were birthday
messages sent from the Japanese family and, indeed, one
of them was due to travel to the celebrations but had to
pull out at the last minute.
VETERANS'
AFFAIRS
New Medal - The Australian General Service Medal
Korea
On 6 April 2009, the Parliamentary Secretary for Defence Support, the Hon Dr
Mike Kelly AM MP, announced that Her Majesty The Queen had given her
in-principle approval to the award of the Australian General Service Medal
for Korea. The establishment of the Australian General Service Medal
for Korea was recommended by the Post-Armistice Korean Service Review which
reported in December 2005. The Australian General Service Medal for Korea
recognises the service of those former Defence Force personnel who completed
30 days in South Korea during the post-Armistice period from 28 July 1953 to
19 April 1956.
The medal is awarded for participation in Australian naval, military or air
force operations in South Korea, including any location within 161
kilometres seaward from the coast of South Korea, in the period starting on
28 July 1953 and ending at the end of 19 April 1956.
Applications should be made to the following address:
Directorate of Honours and Awards
T-1-49 Department of Defence
CANBERRA ACT 2600
New and
Improved Repatriation Health Cards
The Minister for Veterans’ Affairs and Minister for Defence
Personnel,today announced the Department of Veterans’ Affairs
(DVA) clients would begin receiving their new and improved
Repatriation Health Cards. Around 40,000 new gold, white and
orange Repatriation Health Cards will begin arriving in the
letterboxes of clients this week. The new cards had been
designed to include a number of new and improved features.
“New cards will now have a magnetic strip which will contain
data including the veteran’s full name, file number, card type
and expiry date. Micro-printing and the addition of a DVA
registered hologram will ensure enhanced security and reduce the
likelihood of reproduction,” Mr Griffin said.
The mail-out is expected to be completed by the end of August
2010. “New cards will work the same way as Medicare or private
health fund cards - just one swipe will enable health providers
to immediately access the client’s information and streamline
the claims process.”
Mr Griffin said for the first time, all clients living overseas
will be issued with a Repatriation Health Card.
“Distributing cards to clients residing overseas will remove the
need for them to contact the Department to obtain a ‘letter of
authority’ when seeking medical treatment within Australia,” he
said.
For more information on DVA
Repatriation Health Cards visit the DVA treatment cards website.
This
link is to the Liberal party Website and some supporting comments re the
fair indexation of DFRDB pensions, if you have not signed any of the
petitions going around I suggest that you pay it a visit. Alan James
said
"It may be an opportunity for members to become supporters of this proposal
for fairer indexation. With 100 supporters the Liberal Shadow Minister will
post a response and then at least we will know where they stand. It pays to
be informed!"
The team working on the development of a joint Department of Veterans
Affairs / Department of Defence program to assist transitioning services
members contacted us this week. This program includes the development of a
website and they asked if they could include a link from their site to our
site. This is good news, develops closer links with the ex service
organisations.
DEFENCE NEWS
Former US Bath IronWorks President joins ASC Board
Rear Admiral USN (retired) John Dugan Shipway's appointment to the Board of
Australian submarine and shipbuilding company ASC has been welcomed by
Chairman Vice Admiral Chris Ritchie AO RANR. The Federal Minister for
Finance and Deregulation and sole shareholder of ASC, Lindsay Tanner,
announced earlier today that Rear Admiral Shipway had been appointed to
ASC's Board for a three year term.
A retired United States Navy Rear Admiral with 35 years of service, Rear
Admiral Shipway was most recently President of General Dynamics' Bath Iron
Works, a position he retired from in 2009 following six years of service.
Rear Admiral Shipway has a most distinguished career having served in a
succession of high-level posts in the United States Navy and General
Dynamics' Electric Boat before his appointment as President of Bath Iron
Works, Vice Admiral Ritchie said. During his tenure at Bath Iron Works, Rear
Admiral Shipway spearheaded management reforms which revolutionised the cost
of building the Arleigh Burke Class guided missile destroyers and can be
credited for reinventing Bath Iron Works into a lean, efficient shipyard.
Rear Admiral Shipway has an exceptional track record and, given ASC's
objective to undertake work more efficiently and cost-effectively, the
company will benefit from his unparalleled technical and program management
expertise. Rear Admiral Shipway's term commenced on 18 June 2010.
During his tenure, Rear Admiral Shipway led the company to eliminate more
than 1.5 million labour hours from the cost of building an Arleigh Burke
Class guided missile destroyer. As a submarine officer, Rear Admiral Shipway
served onboard diesel, nuclear attack, ballistic missile and research
submarines. During his military career, he was responsible for several
submarine and weapons programs including the Los Angeles Class and Seawolf
Class attack submarine programs.
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Submarine Philadelphia Decommissioned
in Groton
Navy decommissioning ceremonies in Groton this week brought the
33-career of the Los Angeles-class attack submarine Philadelphia
to an end. The decommissioning came on the 33rd anniversary of
the sub's commissioning. The sub's seventh commanding officer,
Rear Admiral Douglas McAneny, now commander of the submarine
force in the Pacific, said he was glad to have one last look at
his old boat and to eat one more meal in its wardroom.
He said the ceremony was to pay tribute to the Philadelphia, but
also to the crews and their families. In his words, "The soul of
USS Philadelphia lives on forever in her crews. " The
Philadelphia was built at the Electric Boat shipyard and
commissioned June 25, 1977.
Telephone Rip-Off! -Telstra Phone Book
For anyone contemplating using the Sensis directory
service number, 1234, DON'T! Sensis, as you may or may
not know, is a subsidiary of Telstra.
The 1234 number is replacing the Telstra 12456 directory
assistance number, but this time with outrageous costs
attached: 40c to call the number, then 4c A SECOND!
By law, Telstra must provide a FREE directory assistance
number. They choose however not to pass this number on
to the public. The free number is 1223, thumbs down to
Telstra for finding a way to 'charge', for a service
that is supposed to b e
provided for free.
A seven year old boy was at the centre of
a courtroom drama this week when he challenged a court ruling
over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded
custody to his Aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and
regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed
that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly
refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live
with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat
him.
After considering the remainder of the
immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the
unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should
have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the NSW State of Origin team, whom
the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Come on Niggs, time for dinner......
SAA Annual Subscriptions
If you appear on the list below it means that your
Annual Subscription is overdue and
you are about to be removed from the Member's List.
You should have received at least one notice by either
mail or email. If you did not then please let me
know, your contact details may be out of date, I am
getting a lot or returns. Included in this list
are some Members that did not renew in 2009, this is
your chance to renew without penalty.
The Annual fees remain at -
Annual subscription: $10,
5 years: $40 or
25 years: $175
Payment details are;
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Treasurer, SAA
John Rana,
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Account: 100125212
BSB: 802 397
Account name: Submarines Association Australia
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notify the Secretary so that our records can be updated
and we will save a lot of wasted time trying to chase
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Sunday, 20th June 2010
Congratulations NSW and the team, SUBCON 2010 was a great success and
thoroughly enjoyed by all.
CPOCISM (RS to the oldies) Darren Thompson is our new President -
I believe that having a serving submariner in the chair will be of great
benefit and hope that it generates a new interest in the association and
hopefully more Members.
It was great to see so many new faces as well as the regulars turn up
for SUBCON, it seems to get bigger every year. The men are all
getting older, but the wives are looking better every year, maturing
like fine wines.
It was nice to see Carol Wilson and Gaye Haggerty attend, as well as our
Member from Noumea, Roberto Lunardo and his wife.
I have started to receive photos from SUBCON and will create an album
and have online later in the week, I don't have time today as I still
have a lot to catch up on. A woman's work is never done.
I did not stand for the Executive this year, it was a hard decision, but
I have a few issues that take a higher priority and had to lighten my
load a little. It has been an honour to act as the Secretary and I
thank everyone for their support over the last 18 months. I will
continue to be the web master for Up Periscope but will be handing the
Associations site to Kev Hayton when time permits us to get together so
that I can train him how to use the software (train a UW, impossible I
hear you say).
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to
fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that
he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form
on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought
it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm
and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat
came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat
cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth
shut.
Time has got away from me and I will have to finish this week's Log,
although I have many emails that have not even been read yet, I will try
and do better next week. Till then, keep smiling!

SUBMARINE
ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA
The National Annual
General Meeting of the Association was held at the Coffs Harbour Ex
Services Club on Sunday, 13th June 2010.
The following are your National
Executive Officers for 2010 - 2011.
Only two nominations were
received - nominations for President and Secretary were called from the floor.
As there was no
nomination for President it was proposed that Darren
Thompson, who had been nominated for Vice President, be called upon
to take on the role of President. He accepted and was voted in as SAA
President 2010 - 2011.
David Sandquest was then nominated for
Vice President and was voted in as SAA Vice President 2010 - 2011.
John Rana was the only nomination for
Treasurer and was voted in as SAA Treasurer 2010 - 2011.
There were no nominations for Secretary,
Norm Williams retiring for health reasons. Nominations were called from
the floor but no volunteers came forward. Norm agreed to remain in the
position for three months to give the Executive time to find a replacement.
After the AGM the National Committee
agreed on changes to the Executive, they being;
Kevin Hayton agreed to take on the
position of Vice President and was voted in as SAA Vice President 2010 - 2011 by
the National Committee.
David Sandquest agreed to take on the
role of Secretary and was voted in as SAA Secretary 2010 - 2011 by the National
Committee.

David Sandquest
National
Secretary Submarines Association Australia
BIOGRAPHY
– Chief Petty Officer Darren Thompson
Born in New Norfolk, Tasmania, in 1965, Darren grew up
in Burnie, Tasmania. Prior to joining the Navy, Darren served with the Naval
Reserve Cadets and with 44 Transport Squadron Army Reserve.
In 1983, Darren joined the Royal Australian Navy and
was posted to HMAS CERBERUS in Victoria to undergo Initial Entry Training (IET).
On completion of IET he remained at HMAS CERBERUS and commenced training as
a Radio Operator. He also volunteered for Submarine Service. After
completion of his Radio Operator training in Victoria, Darren was posted to
HMAS PLATYPUS, Sydney, in 1984 for Submarine training. He was posted to his
first Submarine, HMAS OXLEY, an Oberon diesel-electric class Submarine, later
the same year for the completion of Submarine training. On the 15th
December 1984, Darren was awarded his Submarine Qualification Badge, the
coveted ‘Dolphins’. Early 1985 Darren was sent to HMS DOLPHIN, Gosport,
England, for Pressurised Submarine Escape Traning (PSET). On his return to
Australia in Feb 1985, Darren was posted to HMAS ORION, another Oberon class
Submarine, as a fully qualified Radio Operator Submarines.
During the period, 1985-1989, Darren served in the
Oberon Submarines, HMAS ORION, OVENS, and ONSLOW. 1987 saw Darren awarded
the Australian Service Medal (ASM) with clasp Special Ops. During the middle
of 1989, Darren was loaned to HMAS TOBRUK, a Amphibious Heavy Lift Ship (LSH),
for Exercise KANGAROO 89 off the Northern Territory. In December 1989,
Darren was promoted to Leading Seaman.
During the period 1990 to 1996, Darren served in HMAS
PLATYPUS, Sydney Submarine Depot, the Oberon class Submarines HMAS OTWAY,
ORION and ONSLOW. In August 1994 Darren was promoted to Petty Officer and
qualified as a Petty Officer of the Watch Submarines (POOWSM). In Jan 1996,
Darren was posted as the Senior Instructor Submarine Communications, to the
newly built Submarine Training and Systems Centre (STSC) at HMAS STIRLING,
Garden Island, Western Australia. During this time he completed the shore
phase of conversion training from Oberons to the new COLLINS diesel-electric
Submarines.
In
early 1998, Darren was posted to HMAS COLLINS, the namesake of the new Class
of Submarines, to complete his conversion training. During this period he
also did a short period posted to HMAS FARNCOMB, another COLLINS Class
Submarine, in the role of Leading Radio Operator to gain more at sea
experience. On completion of this training he returned to HMAS COLLINS in
the role of Radio Supervisor.
Darren was awarded the Defence Force Service Medal (DFSM)
for 15 years service in July and promoted to Chief Petty Officer in December
1998. In early 1999, after completing his Chief of the Boat (COB) training,
Darren was loaned to HMAS FARNCOMB as COB. This was a very busy an exciting
time which culminated in the introduction of the first females on Submarines
and the sinking of the decommissioned Destroyer Escort, HMAS TORRENS.
Shortly after he returned to HMAS COLLINS in the role of COB.
In mid 2000 Darren and his partner relocated to
Canberra to take up a posting in the Directorate of Sailors Career
Management (DSCM) as the Non-Technical Submarine Category Poster. During
this time Darren completed his conversion training from Radio Operator to
the new Communications Category of Communications Information Systems (CIS).
On completion of his busy and exciting role in DSCM, Darren was lucky to be
chosen to participate in an exchange program with the Royal Navy, Long Look
2003. Prior to his departure for the United Kingdom Darren was awarded the
first clasp for 20 years service to the Defence Force Service Medal (DFSM).
As part of his of the exchange Darren was posted to Flag Officer Submarine
Training (FOST) at HMAS NEPTUNE, Faslane, Scotland. Darren spent four months
working with the Royal Navy and exploring Scotland and the British Isles.
Returning to Australia, he was posted back the DSCM
as the Acting Officer in Charge (A/OIC) of DSCM Cell 1, responsible for
overseeing the career management of Submariners, Fleet Air Arm and Supply
Category personnel throughout the RAN. In 2004 Darren was posted as the
Deputy Communications Security (COMSEC) Manager-Navy in the Defence Comsec
Controlling Authority (DCCA) in Canberra. This was the commencement of a
very busy twelve months travelling all round Australia to audit various
Australian Defence Force (ADF) Comsec accounts.
In 2005 Darren was posted as the Officer in Charge (OIC)
of the Submarine Communications Centre, at Fleet Headquarters at Garden
Island, Sydney. During his tenure he represented the Fleet Commander at
several Communications forums with our Allies in New Zealand and the United
States. In late 2006 Darren had a short but busy posting with Defence Force
Recruiting in Parramatta, Sydney, as a Defence Interviewer. He was also
awarded the new Australian Defence Medal (ADM) during this time
in recognition of his initial four years service.
2008 saw Darren back in Western Australia posted to the
Submarine Force Element Group (SM FEG) otherwise know as Submarine
Headquarters, at HMAS STIRLING. Darren’s new role saw him responsible for
the management of all Submarine Communications Information Systems sailors,
Submarine Communications issues relating to personnel, Assistant Submarine
Human Resource Manager, Submarine Presentation Team co-ordinator and various
other ancillary tasks. July 2008 saw the completion of 25 years service in
the RAN and the award of his second clasp to the Defence Force Service Medal
(DFSM).
2009 had Darren heavily involved in the implementation
of several personnel issues to improve conditions for all Submariners now
and into the future. Particularly as we plan for the replacement for the
COLLINS class Submarines around 2020. 2009 also saw him become the Vice
President SAA(WA) Inc and a member of the Submarine Steering Group at the WA
Maritime Museum. In December 2009 Darren celebrated 25 years since he was
awarded his Submarine Qualification badge (Dolphins).
2010 has started with Darren becoming the SUBMARINE
FORCE Human Resource Manager.
Darren lives in Port Kennedy with his spouse, Cath, cat
Victoria and dogs, Jessie and Jack. He is an avid reader of Military
History, enjoys working on computers and walking.
Eternal Patrol - ex CPOCOXNSM Norm 'Darkie' Henwood
It is with much regret that we received the sad news that
Norm 'Darkie' Henwood died on the 10th June in
Sydney.
No details are known at this time, but it is understood that he
had been ill for some time.
His funeral was held on Friday.
The sad news of Darkie Henwood's death this week prompted a
former CO, Peter Horobin to write "In my view Darky was
one of the finest coxswains with whom I had the good fortune to serve. He
relieved a coxswain of different nature in Onslow in Singapore in 1972. Admiral
MacDougall was the captain and I was the Jimmy. I regret to say that I
maneuvered myself into a loggerheads situation with Darky’s predecessor in
Onslow, the low point being when he (the previous Coxswain) explained to me that
we could not give the forward and after messes fresh bread – “because they would
eat it.”
So a rather surprised Darky found his new Jimmy waiting to pick him up from Paya
Leba (it was not Changi then) airport when he arrived in Singapore to join his
new boat. The hand over between the two coxswains went well – it must have done
– it only took 5 minutes and the departing coxswain headed south. This was a
Friday.
On the Saturday I was duty officer and very expensive chauffer driven car
arrived at the head of the gangway. Its owner was a very rich “lady” from Bugis
Street who wished to “purchase” one of the more junior stokers whom “she” had
taken a liking to. Fortunately Darky was onboard, and explained to the “lady”
that the stoker’s leave had been stopped for a very long time, and he would have
to serve his punishment before the purchase could be made. That seemed to be an
honourable solution, and a very frightened after endy was never more pleased to
have his leave stopped.
The ship’s company had experienced some of the same frustration that I had and
as the new coxswain seemed to be a human being, they started to test the limits.
That was interesting until Darky explained that he personally had experienced
all of the punishments available under the Naval Discipline Act (other than
hanging), and he was quite happy to administer them. That seemed to straighten
things out.
I really enjoyed working with Darky. He was one of the most professional and
effective coxswains that I ever worked with."
Scarpa Broomfield wrote "Darky
Henwood was a plank owner of Oxley and was my TI after I
gave up the job (thankfully) as Tanky (I was the first
squadron Tanky - what a claim to fame!!!!), we certainly
had fun on runs ashore. I paid off in 1971 and never saw
Darky again - and it appears that he was a Sydney native
too. It is always sad too hear of the passing of former
comrades."
Congratulations
 
To CDRE Bronko Stanley Ogrizek RAN
on being awarded an AM for exceptional service in the
field of naval engineering and safety. (Shown here while
serving on HMAS Ovens in '86- Bronko is on the right of
the picture.)
To Warrant Officer Martin Grant
Holzberger on being awarded a CSC for outstanding
achievement as the Ship’s Warrant Officer, HMAS
Warramunga.
To CMDR Stephen Mark O’Hearn RAN
on being awarded a CSC for outstanding achievement as
the Project Manager for the Collins Class Submarines
Replacement Combat System.
To LCDR Tim Everard RAN
(Rtd) for being awarded Life Membership of the
Submarines Association Australia, a just reward for the
long and devoted service which you have given to the
administration and management of the SAA’s Welfare Fund.
AB Read
- The Associations
newest Life Member
At the AGM the Queensland President presented Queensland
Branch Life Member AB Read to the Meeting and proposed
that he be made a Life Member of the Association.
AB Read is a small statue of a sailor, this is his
story; Lower deck was cleared in Blockhouse in
1947, and the noted artist Gilbert Ledward RA walked the
ranks until he chose LTO Reg Read as the model for his
sculpture of the typical Submariner. This submariner was
to be one of three statues representing WW2 Special
Forces, the other two being a Commando and an Airborne.
This memorial was erected the cloisters of Westminster
Abbey and unveiled by Winston Churchill on May 21st
1948. Soon after that time figurines were made of
the Submariner and these figurines became collectors’
items. The figurines were christened AB Read.
In 2008 the Patron of SAA Qld Inc Captain G.E. HUNT
DSO*, DSC* (shown here with AB Read) decided to present
one such item to SAA Qld Inc but he found much to his
despair that they could no longer be purchased. Capt
Hunt discussed the matter with the SAA Qld Inc Vice
President (Rob Woolrych) and the latter set on the trail
to find one.
Rob contacted a friend in the UK, RADM Sir James Perowne
RN Ret’d an ex FOSM who said immediately that he had 2
such figurines, one he was presented with on his
departure from the RN and one he was bequeathed by his
father. Sir James father was also a well known and
respected submarine Commanding Officer and he was
presented with a figurine on his departure from
Submarines.
Sir James gave Capt Hunt the latter and Capt HUNT
presented this very special item to the SAA Qld Inc
President Don Currell. AB Read
is now in the possession
of and has been made a life member of SAA Qld Inc.
There was some dissention regarding the spelling of his
name but it has been confirmed AB Read is correct.
Welcome aboard mate............
AROUND THE
TRAPS
Lola Armstrong writes
"Just letting you know that Eric is in Flinders
Private Hospital again after many visits over
the past 20 months. He is feeling quite
depressed as all of his problems have gone on
for such a long time. At this stage it is his
leg and foot causing lots of problems and the
vascular surgeon will be pondering about
amputating his leg this time because the ulcers
are through to the bone which is very serious.
Just thought I would let you know and perhaps
you might be interested to let the boys know.
Hopefully you are all keeping OK - it is a real
"bugga" getting old and very difficult to do it
gracefully." Nola can be contacted
on 08 8298 7759 or if you want his address to
send a card
contact me.
My WA mate Bill Lee has been in hospital after
having had a mini stroke and although on a frame
he is sure that all will be OK in a week or two.
Some of the old ones are tough old bastards!!
Thinking of you Billy!!!
Dale Ainsworth reports that Possum Adams ended
up in Coffs' Harbour hospital this week after
attending SUBCON. "He woke up Monday morning at
5 A.M. coughing up blood, so taken to the
Emergency Unit. A CT scan and X-ray showed
pneumonia in the right lung (again), plus an
enlarged right ventricle of his heart. On
ednesday he was moved down to the normal ward,
He is up and about and feeling fine, no coughing
up blood. May be in till Saturday-Monday, just
have to wait and see...... I'm fine, just
visiting Possum in hospital every day."
Scarpa Broomfield wrote "I am now
a Tasmanian native and already have the makings of 2
heads and 6 fingers. We moved in last Saturday (12/6)
and absolutely love it and soon I will push the good
wife out the door to employment - I of course now have a
double garage to play in!!! If anyone is contemplating a
seachange this way they will need at least $400k to get
a decent place although there are reasonably cheaper
(around $250k) if one wants to go inland. We are
just 15 minutes from Launceston but out in the country,
one of the criteria in finding a place was the need to
be not far from decent medical services (as you have
made it quite clear) as one is not getting any younger!
Anyhow we are ecstatic about the change although one
would say that this is not the best time of the year to
move south!!!! yes it's bloody cold!"
Mike
Bell sent a photo from his second go on a speedway
outfit in late May. Bike is for classic category -
kawasaki 1000. He said "We raced
this bike last weekend at Mildura and and got third
overall and having a sash and medallion awarded -
stoked! Will have a bit of video from the weekend so
I'll send on what I can when I can." Mike,
is that you driving or the one hanging over the side?
Stu Milburn is jet setting again, this time he is in
Hong Kong. "While walking around
Hong Kong today at lunchtime I saw this old man relaxing
on his stool with a fan blowing behind him. Nice way to
keep cool on a hot humid day. I count Hong Kong is as
one of my favorite destinations."
Peter 'Arab' Clark has been at it again!
"Last Thursday I attended my
Thursday sabbatical of a couple of pints of Kilkenny at
the local with some mates, followed by a scotch shouted
by the pub owner, after which I walked home to dinner by
my lovely wife. After a suitable repast I decided to
finish the Modifications to my extended walking stick.
On the BBQ table at 2200 I installed my bench grinder,
not bolted down and proceeded to complete the mods.
Operation and vibration got the better of me and said
grinder vibrated to the edge of the table and utilised
Newton's invention of gravity. Being an ex wicket keeper
I endeavored to catch said item, when I missed the motor
my port hand tried to stop the grinding wheel, still
powered and travelling at approx 2800 RPM. A s I
released my grip with comments like golly gosh that
hurt, the grinder continued on it's path in the
direction of my bare left foot on concrete."
My eyes started to water here...
Arab continued "After managing to
redecorate the kitchen floor with a self made crimson
fluid my dear Wife wrapped about six towels around the
source of the flood and took me on a guided tour to St
John of God where they did their best to rectify the
urdef, the delectable young (female) doctor addressed
the situation and diagnosed me as a f$%&ing idiot. My
response was silence as I could not think of an
intelligent reply. I've since tried to source
sympathy from many sources but the response is 'Nil
Stock Global" I have to agree with the
doctor, Arab you are a f$%&ing idiot! And everyone
says that I am useless!!!
Can you help.........
Sergeant Fiona Ramos of Gallipoli Barracks needs help.
"I am chasing the Tally Band for
HMAS Oxley as I am doing a framed presentation for my
friend, Nicholas Holl as a surprise. I have his ratings
and branch, dolphins and a Tally band for Orion, also
the decommissioning crew nominal roll for both boats.
Plus I have his medal (which I will court mount for him)
and a replica which I will put in the presentation. I
also have his enlistment and discharge dates."
And Joe Casserly asks "I am trying
to find a rate badge and am having a great deal of
trouble, I am hoping you have heard of a place. “Petty
Officer Underwater Weapons” Gold for dress blues RAN...
If you have any ideas please let me know..." If
anyone out there that can help Fiona or Joe please
contact me.
Andrew
Mitchell writes "My Grandfather, Albert Mainstone, was a
caretaker of one of the WWI submarines berthed in the
Maribyrnong River in Melbourne after WWI, he had served
in France in the War and subsequently emigrated to
Australia. Is it possible to find out more about the
Submarine(s). I have a few artifacts from the one he
looked after. They were removed prior to the Sub being
scuttled outside Port Phillip Heads. I have attached a
couple of family photos taken on the deck, in the mid -
late 1920's, possibly early 1930's. Albert emigrated
around 1923 and his daughters, one elder, larger one, is
my mother and was born in late 1925. Any information you
are able to provide or contact points would be greatly
appreciated." I have passed this onto the SAA Historian,
Peter Smith, to see if he can help Andrew.

It seems after years of farmers
using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or
trapping these predators, the tree-huggers had, in their
opinion, a better solution for controlling the dingo
population. What they proposed was for the animals
to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated
and let loose again. By doing this, the dingo population
would be controlled in a more humane fashion.
This idea was actually proposed to the NSW Farmers and
Graziers Association by a representative of the NSW
Government and the NSW Greens Party. All of the farmers
present at the meeting thought about this novel idea for
a couple of minutes.
Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the
conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and
growled, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem.
Those dingos ain't screwing our sheep; they're eating ‘em."

Cdr. Bill Leslie King DSO & Bar
DSC RN (Rtd) - 100th
Birthday 21 June 2010
Bill
King joined Submarines in 1932. His first Boat was the
Orpheus, on the China Station. At the outbreak of
World War II, Bill was in command of the S/M/ Snapper.
He, in one year, completed 10 war patrols, in the North
Sea and the Arctic Circle, off Norway. Turn-arounds
between some of the patrols were less than a week’s
duration. Bill became sick and was hospitalized before
his 11th patrol – Snapper sailed with a new Skipper and
was lost with all hands in February 1941.
He was then given command of one of the new “T” Boats,
S/M Trusty. He saw service for one year in the
Mediterranean, then Trusty was directed to Ceylon’s
naval base, Trincomalee. Bill was then ordered, by the
C-in-C, Indian Ocean, to sail for Singapore, which was
in big trouble at the time. Bill managed to get out of
Singapore before the Japanese arrived (he took aboard
the few spare crew that were stationed there). After one
patrol in the China Sea, he eventually made it to the
Dutch Submarine Base at Surabaya, Java. The Japanese
attacked the base constantly over a 3-week period.
Trusty was slightly damaged in one of these attacks, so,
with a leaking fuel tank, she managed to make it back to
Ceylon without getting spotted by the Japanese, in spite
of leaking oil all the way. After the Trusty had been
repaired, re-armed and stored and ready to sail from
alongside the Depot Ship, HMS Lucia, the Japanese fleet
of aircraft carriers, a battleship and others, then
attacked the Naval harbour. Most of the Trusty and
Truant crews were having lunch in the Depot Ship. A
Japanese carrier plane then dropped an armour-piercing
1000 pound bomb, designed to sink a battleship. The bomb
went through the ship without exploding, until it
reached the water. The crews of Trusty and Truant jumped
through the hole and swam to their boats. (Trusty was
commanded, at the time, by Lt. Hugh Haggard, nephew of
Lt. Cdr. Geoffrey Haggard, the 1st Lt. of AE2 - he was
6’ 9”!).
Shortly after completing one more patrol, Bill was again
hospitalized and was sent to Beirut for five months to
recover. Captain Ruck-Keen was then the Captain S/M Med.
Bill returned to England and was then given command of
the new T Boat Telemachus and sailed for and operated
out of Fremantle. His 1st Lieutenant, John Pope, had to
return to the UK to do his perishers (Co’s) course. He
was relieved by Lt. Bill Dundas. Lt. Dundas was a former
Midshipman aboard the battleship HMS Hood, which was
sunk by the Bismark. Dundas, along with Signalman Briggs
and Able Seaman Tilburn, were the only survivors of the
Hood (aboard Hood were 4 Australian naval trainees, who
were also lost).
The
Telemachus, under Bill King, sank the U-Boat, I-166 in
1944. It was the last enemy Submarine sunk by the Royal
Navy during World War II.
On one of my recent visits to Bill King, I was given a
fascinating account of how 3 families of enemy
submariners, British, Dutch and Japanese, have been
united in peacetime.
On Christmas day, 1941, the I-166 sank the Dutch Boat
KXVI. There is a memorial to the KXVI at the Dutch Naval
Base in Rotterdam, Holland. About 3 years ago, a
Japanese-born man, Mr. Akira, a computer expert, who
lives with his family in the USA, visited the memorial
in Rotterdam and left a message in the visitor’s book,
saying how sorry he was for the loss of the KXVI, which
his father, being the Skipper, was responsible for. By
coincidence, one of the memorial’s volunteer staff, a
Mrs. Katja Boonstra, was the daughter of one of the crew
of the KXVI. She saw Akira’s message in the visitor’s
book and made contact with him. She also informed him
that the person responsible for his father’s death, with
the sinking of the I-166, was alive and well (Cdr. Bill
King). Bill wanted nothing to do with Akira’s phone
calls or letters, at first, as he thought that Akira
could be seeking revenge. However, Akira, with his wife
and children, flew to Ireland and were lucky to have met
Bill King’s daughter, Leonie Finn. He then met up with
Bill King, who made him very welcome. A tree planting
ceremony was held at Bill’s home in Oranmore castle,
Galway, with Bill’s family and Akira’s family being
present, to mark the occasion. Later, a special service
was held at the Rotterdam Naval Base. A third ceremony
was also held in Japan. (Unknown to Bill, at the time,
there were 7 survivors from the I-166). All three
occasions were filmed and made into DVDs. I have copies
of the DVDs of the Irish and Dutch ceremonies. The DVD
of the Japanese ceremony is yet to be translated and
hasn’t been returned to me.
At the age of 60, Bill became the third person to sail
around the world, on his third attempt. His yacht was
named Galway Blazer II. He nearly didn’t make it, due to
his yacht being rammed by a large killer whale! Bill
took part in a number of the Solo Across Atlantic races
and is the holder of the Paul Hammons Cup, Sir Alex Rose
and Sir Francis Chichester trophies. His late wife,
Anita Leslie, was an author and was a cousin of Sir
Winston Churchill.
On 21st June 2010, Bill King will be 100 years of age.
I propose a motion that the Australian Submarine
Association send an official letter of congratulations
and best wishes to Cdr. Bill King, on the occasion of
his 100th birthday, on 21st June 2010. This motion
is seconded by Captain George Hunt DSO & Bar DCS & Bar
RN Rtd., who was is old friend of Cdr. Bill King,
Thanks to Pat Heffernan for this item, the Association
has sent a card and letter to Bill.
I was surprised to hear that a Secretary that was good
at rattling up funds from various sources told his
members that they no longer received a kickback from the
sale of wine. I asked him why and he responded
"The wine order was stopped after
I abused the contact lady by mistake. I answered the
phone late one afternoon when a bit tired and grumpy and
had this bird trying to flog me a special on wine. As I
have subscribed to the DO NOT CALL campaign to prevent
such calls, I soundly abused her and told her to bugger
off! About 20 minutes later I released it was the wine
merchant we had been dealing with. So I rang back and
left a message apologising and also sent e-mails
apologising but looks like I have been excommunicated."
Now that sounds like something I would do! You can
still earn the SAA 5% if you buy wines through our
contact.
Did
the freeloaders empty your wine cellars today? Top up now and take advantage of
some great bargains? For this week's specials go to
GetWineDirect and save enough to buy heaps more, you can never have
enough wine. Please visit the
website and
when you
place your order be sure to include the CLUB ID number to go onto your order
so the SAA can claim the 5% of sales. SAA ID Number is
3558.
VETERANS
AFFAIRS
Senator Fielding's online
petition.
You may be aware of Senator Fielding's online petition
re fair and reasonable indexation of military
superannuation pensions. 9270 people have (online)
signed the petition but - the ESOs consider this to be a
small figure given the HUGE number of ex-service members
receiving military superannuation pensions. Now more
than ever it is mission critical for all military
pensioners to sign this petition In the lead up to the
Federal election it is imperative to apply increasing
pressure and step up the momentum
I urge all military pensioners to register for the
petition - as above the number of signatures is still
small and does not send the message we need to send to
the Government in terms of the effectiveness of the
marginal seats campaign - only by all milsuper
pensioners registering do we have any hope of the
Government sitting up and taking notice
The marginal seats campaign to achieve fair and
reasonable indexation of military superannuation
continues to tick along as a background task including
the lobbying of all major political parties - there is a
panic in the Government party room and you can feel that
panic in the outbursts by Rudd and others in Hansard -
it will not take too much to push this issue to success
and I urge that you take action to sign the petition NOW
at
http://www.stevefielding.com.au/a_fairer_go_for_our_veterans_petition/
Your continued support to maintain increasing pressure
and to step up the momentum will and should hopefully
result in clear policy goals being set in stone in party
election platforms.
It is further hoped that your continued support to
maintain increasing pressure and to step up the momentum
will force the Government to immediately offer an olive
branch now to save this become a burning political issue
prior to an election. This is your last chance to
resolve the indexation debate once and for all - you all
know the raw emotion on this topic in the veteran
community and unless this is properly harnessed through
the marginal seats campaign nothing will be achieved at
the upcoming Federal election and everybody will be too
tired to fight indexation through to the election after
that.
DEFENCE NEWS
ASC docks its first submarine
in Western Australia
ASC, Australias submarine builder and maintainer, has
docked its first submarine at ASC West's $35 million
purpose-built submarine support facility located at the
Australian Marine Complex (AMC) in Henderson, Western
Australia. Home to 185 employees and set to inject
millions of dollars into the Western Australian economy,
ASC West has docked HMAS Farncomb, which was brought to
land aboard the AMCs floating dock and then transferred
to ASCs facility on a multi-wheeled transfer system,
marking the beginning of ASC maintaining submarines at
the AMC.
SC Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer Steve
Ludlam said the company had eagerly awaited its first
submarine docking since the opening of ASC West in 2008.
We made the decision to build ASC West based on the
State Governments commitment to deliver the floating
dock, with the seamless performance in docking HMAS
Farncomb highlighting its outstanding capabilities, Mr
Ludlam said.
ASC is now able to carry out maintenance on as many as
three submarines at any one time, reinforcing the
efficiency gains we expect to realise by maintaining
submarines in a state-of-the-art production environment.
Previously, ASC worked across multiple sites in Western
Australia since 1996, with the 2008 opening of ASC West
representing the amalgamation of three service
facilities into one consolidated, submarine support
facility.
Come on Niggs, time for dinner......
Sunday, 6th June 2010
One week to SUBCON and the AGM and I seem to be going backwards.
My ride on mower lost transmission while I was doing a 'Good Samaritan'
for a neighbour and I had to push it home. On investigation I
found that a spring that holds tension to the drive belts had broken, so
into Maryborough for a new one. As usual, nil stock so had to
order and pick up, another trip to town. What started to be a
simple job soon turned to custard, their was a place to secure one end
of the spring, but stuffed if I could see where the other end was to
connect too. Went to the manual and it showed the end that I had
worked out, but the other was not shown to connect anywhere? After
much swearing and yelling I just connected it to a rod, it meant
stretching the spring a little, but it worked. Yes Kevin, I
actually used some spanners and other 'thingies' and got it to work!!!
A combination of little things has put me behind in my Secretary role
and I will need to get my act together. First the printer packed
up, then an upgrade to my computer went wrong and finally Telstra and I
had a major confrontation. I only managed to get all elements
working today and here it is 1930 and I have not managed to get much of
a Log together.
Gotta go............. take care!

SUBMARINE
ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA
Only a week to the AGM and quite frankly I will be glad
when it is all over. I am still concerned that we
only have nominees for Vice President and Treasurer,
unless we get some volunteers to pout their hands up it
is going to be awfully quiet in the Executive Suite!
In an attempt to cut down on printing I will only be
bringing a small amount of last years AGM Minutes
and this year's Agenda, all those attending the AGM are
requested to print a copy, they are available at
the SAA website.
The list at the bottom of today's Log
showing Members that are overdue with their
Annual Subscription is still too big. These were
due by 01 April and attempts to contact Members by mail
and email are having little response. I will stop
chasing these Members up after SUBCON, their membership
will be cancelled.
Norm Williams OAM National
Secretary.
BZ HMS Ambush
The SAA joins offers congratulations to the HMS Ambush
team on there terrific performance at the Brickwoods
Field Gun run in HMS Collingwood. The Ambush results
were good against teams such as Portsmouth and Plymouth
Commands Naval Bases but to see the team romp in FIRST
on the Plate 2 Run yesterday was brilliant. Our thanks
to Terry Hall for this information.
AROUND THE
TRAPS
Tony
Hyde commented on the photo from the
SM Basic Course Class 22/23 (April/May 1978) at HMS
Dolphin that was posted in last month's Log.
"That is my home town “Arundel”, West Sussex about
30 mile east of Pompey. The guys are sat at the Bridge Hotel beer
garden, a place overtaken by re-development and now apartment blocks. In
the background is the river Arun, and Arundel castle (visited by Oliver
Cromwell during the Civil war.) I was living in Arundel at that time and
often drank in that particular watering hole – can’t remember seeing
those scrotes though. It’s a small world. I came over here (WA) in 2005
as a POETSM, met you in the school and was instructed by Bob Mellowship
who was in the photo. Plying my trade at SEF after a stint as RE
on Farncomb."
Another Pom, Mike Barrie, wrote "Whilst serving on
the Telemachus on the way to Sydney in 1949/50 our chef was Dapper Dan
Daley, and he went ashore and had a large tattoo across his back 'Better
to rule in hell than serve in heaven'
Our Skipper was a bible puncher and Daley had to keep his shirt on in
temperatures in the 90s until he could get ashore and have it covered
up. The only thing that the tattooist could do was to over write it with
a great big American Eagle. None of us were sure which was the lesser
evil!!"
And
ANOTHER Pom, Keith 'Boot' Hatfield reminisced
"Bung, just reading through the 'Log' and came across Sandy's
meanderings. Brought back memories of 'Admirals' on Ovens. Many an
hour spent scrubbing and bringing the old lady up to scratch. The
ultimate place for me - according to our venerable killick 'Drapes' was
to clean and paint the lower Motor Room - good on him !! After
many hours scrubbing and re-locating stores so the Admiral couldn't see
what we had on board, Drapes informed me that it wasn't clean enough -
he could still see oil in the bilge - where the hell did he think it
went? He promptly left for a while and returned with a few cans of
white paint - promptly poured it all into the bilge, and guess what, we
had the cleanest, whitest bilge of all motor rooms. We passed Admirals
!!!!! Ahh what good boys we were back then, eh?"
Blame Garry Bax for this!!! "I went down Friday
morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my
Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no bloody
clue who his father is. So she looked in her policy book to see
what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first cheque Friday... Damn,
this is a great country."
Last
week Roger
(JJF) Cooper, the Honorary Curator at the Holbrook Submarine Museum
asked "I have been asked to help identify this compass's original home,
is it from a USN Boat or of a surface ship and which ones
(name/class/era.)" Sandy Freeleagus responded "In response to
that mystery USN "thing". I think it is a
theodolite that is fitted to the top of their ice cream machine so it is
aligned with their coca cola machine so
that any spiders that they make have a straight line between the coke
and the froth. Problem solved."
Sandy continued "The story about all
submariners being the same reminded me of when Otway was up in CoDock in
refit in '73 and we decided to have an Oktoberfest in the SRF Mess. We
invited personnel from Lufthansa and the German Embassy (knowing full
well that they couldn't come, but maybe they could feel generous and
send along some refreshments).
As it so happened, we had a German freighter in the other drydock and we
went down to her and invited their crew along to the bash as well. Stuff
me but their Bos'n was an ex-WW II UBoat sailor. Now they supplied
stacks of German beers, Belgium and Swiss chocolates, sausages and a
boisterous crew. On the night, we had a selection of salads, sauerkraut,
an impressive array of sausages as well as the "normal" selections of
hot dishes along with German beer drinking tapes that were blaring away.
But the piece de resistance was our two slightly wobbly barmen who
insisted everyone have a tot of Old Kedge Blue when we first arrived. On
their dogged insistence, we had the tot and the toast "the Queen God
bless her and all who sail in her" and grabbed for the fire engines jug
- which we did not know until after the event, that these two had subtly
substituted the water with Schnapps. Everything seemed to degenerate
from there and we only just arrived.
As the night drew on, the music got louder, the singing got more out of
tune, the background noise more raucous, the deck was awash with split
beer and as always, the reek of dieso permeated the environment. Bodies
were slumped everywhere and in the midst of it all was old Hans (of
course), flopped in a chair holding a giant cut glass stein of beer with
tears were streaming down his face and all he could keep saying over and
over, "Ach der memories, der memories..."
It was a good do.
We got to know Hans quite well before they sailed. On our last visit, he
said to me that he thought I felt the same about "der boats" as he did
and presented me with his UBoat watchkeeping cap - a battered British
black beret with the UBoat's insignia attached. It is my pride of
possession."
Urine Test: How True is This?
The Urine test (This was written by Paul Watson a fireman - What he says
makes a lot of sense!)
I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my
taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn my monthly pay, I work on a
fire station for the Fire and Rescue Service, I am required to pass a
urine test for drugs and alcohol at my three yearly medical, with which
I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the
distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because
I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on
their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping
someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope. Could you
imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a
urine test to get a benefit cheque?
Vale - Rear Admiral Nigel Stephen Coates AM,
RAN
Rear Admiral Nigel Stephen Coates AM RAN Passed away peacefully,
surrounded by loving family. Beloved husband of Vickie. Much loved
father of Tim, Ben and Stephanie. Loving son of Rodney (Mac) and Gwenda
and cherished brother of Sandra and Hugh. Loved and remembered always.
The funeral service for Nigel will be held in the Naval Dockyard Chapel,
Garden Island, Fleet Base East, Potts Point on Wednesday, 9 June 2010,
commencing at 11am. The family would like to express their thanks and
sincere appreciation to all at Duntroon Hospital for their loving help
and support. A private cremation will follow. Full Naval Honours.
VETERANS'
AFFAIRS & HEALTH MATTERS
Veterans’ Health Week
The Minister for Veterans’ Affairs and Minister for Defence Personnel,
Alan Griffin, today announced Veterans’ Health Week will be held on
19–25 July, fulfilling a Government election commitment and building on
the success of last year. Mr Griffin said the theme of this year’s
Veterans’ Health Week is ‘nutrition’ to encourage the veteran community
to learn more about healthy eating and take the opportunity to polish
their culinary skills.
“Last year 96 events were held during Veterans’ Health Week around
Australia and some 5000 people attended the activities. This year there
will be more than 130 events, so there will be plenty of opportunity to
get involved,” Mr Griffin said.
“Veterans’ Health Week will be held from 19–25 July and veterans, war
widows and their friends and families will have the chance to be a part
of cooking competitions, see demonstrations of healthy cooking
techniques by chefs, learn how to create their own kitchen garden or go
on a bush walk and try ‘bush food’. As part of our ongoing commitment to
veteran health care, Veterans’ Health Week aims to support and educate
our older veterans and the entire veteran community,” Mr Griffin said.
“This financial year the Government will spend $5.2 billion on
healthcare, providing essential support to our veteran community,” Mr
Griffin said. For more information about Veterans’ Health Week and
activities in your area visit
www.dva.gov.au.
With the income of many veterans dwindling it may be worth them
coming up with some suggestions for cooking road kill, trapping ducks in
public parks and demonstrating how to reheat left overs from the local
restaurants garbage bins............. just a thought.
Transcripts of Hansard on the Oakeshott Motion
- Military Superannuation Pensions
Below is a link to a petition being put forward by Senator Steve
Fielding on the issue of the gross unfairness of the current indexation
arrangements for Military Superannuation Pensions.
http://www.stevefielding.com.au/a_fairer_go_for_our_veterans_petition/
It would be great if we could get as many people to sign up as possible.
Unfortunately, it seems the only way the government will listen is if we
actually prove to them how many people are angry by their shameful
inaction on this issue.
Attached is the
complete transcript of the Debate, Amendments & Votes on the 3 Bills
relating to the MSBS & DFRDB Schemes in Parliament last week for you’re
appraisal of the debate.
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