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June Birthdays:
1st: David Sandquest, Jon Jankowski, Pat Cullum & Robert Dobson
2nd: David Byrne & Don Wooding
3rd: Paul Ballantyne & Don Parsons
4th: Barry McKeown
6th: Jo Mackintosh
7th: Ian Bray
8th: Craig Tanner
9th: Bob Lee
10th: Keith Miller, Robin Ford, Kevin Piechowski, Ray McMinn & Allan McCarthy
11th Don Fleet & Bruce Morley
12th: Allan Carter
13th: Chris Cromwell & Peter Wallen
14th: Frank Powell & Andrew Galley
17th: Dennis Wigg, Ralph Birch, Peter Williams, Jerry Gwynne, Ken May & John Kidd
18th: Geoff Anderson, Max Hardy & John Gibbs
20th: Paul McGroder & Adam McCarthy
21st: Tony Vine, Roger Downs, Kerry Jorgensen, Ken Robinson, Barry
Atkinson & Allan Sadlere
22nd: George McKenzie
23rd: Arthur McKean, Robert O'Brien, Chris Bayly, Geoff Cherry, Kim Ive, Tom Jarrett
& Mick Ploenges
24th: Marcos Alfonso
25th: Paula Fitzpatrick-Weir, Gary Finney, Sean Goff & Daniel O'Brien
26th: Ian Harvey
27th: Andrew Holman
28th: Roger Hardwicke & Ray Copeland
29th: Brett Ollington & Greg Skinner
30th: Donald Brown, Alan Gurman & Lee Bond
Birthday Calculator. After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born.
Have you been in contact with an old shipmate lately? If you know that one of your mates has had a few problems, be they health or family issues, a call from a mate can make them realise YOU CARE. Get on the phone now, you will (hopefully) never know how much it means.
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Sunday, 27th June 2010 The weather this week has been great, almost like spring, a great opportunity to get out into the garden and prepare the killing fields for next year's crop. My history with things green has not been great in the past and this has made me try harder this year. Lots of tilling and toiling of the soil and the cow shit that I collected from the field across the road has been well and truly dug in to the veggie patch, along with the mulch that I have lovingly made over the last 12 months. The chook has been watching with great interest, she will no doubt be looking forward to the fresh vegetables in spring. The retaining wall around the pool area was next on the agenda. The last rites had already been given to the $100s of plants that I put in last year so I dug the up and started a fresh compost heap with them. After the ground was prepared I headed off to the Nursery (not sure if that is a good name, I think Hospice is more appropriate) to plead for for plants hardy enough to survive a nuclear attack. After about an hour my car was full (and wallet empty) so I headed home. Niggs was not impressed with getting kicked of the rear seat and halfway home he decided to go bush..... a quick jump and he was in the back with the plants..... their first encounter with the Williams household! We got home and repaired those plants that were damaged and spent the next hour or so 'arranging' them in positions that would become their final resting places. Next came the planting and Niggs decided that he I needed help with this little task and started digging holes too... Enough! I finally locked him in the pool enclosure, he was no impressed! Next day I got the plants settled into their new beds - I will now spend a further fortune on seaweed extract, trace elements, fertilisers and other stuff designed to prolong life. Now to work out how to keep the dog, chook, possums and birds away!!! I have started to receive photos from SUBCON and will create an album and have online later in the week, I don't have time today as I still have a lot to catch up on. A woman's work is never done.
Warning!!! Sorry to disturb with this mail. I had to make an impromptu trip to London and right now I'm in a difficult situation here in England and urgently need your help. Can you lend me $1800, I'll refund you as soon as I get back this weekend and explain better to you. I know this may not be a good time to ask for such a favor but I just thought I could turn to you for help. I will appreciate anything you can afford to lend me right now. I would be glad if you could keep this between us.
AROUND THE TRAPS
Congratulations
ABMTSM T. Hoyle - HMAS Dechaineux SMNAWASM W. Hardie - HMAS Waller SMNAWASM A. Bullock - HMAS Waller ABMTSM J. Clarke - HMAS Dechaineux SMNCTS B. Milton - HMAS Dechaineux
Defence has finally caught up with
Peter 'Ivan' Donzow "For
those who are not already aware or I have not already
contacted, I have received my "Notice of Termination of
Employment", with effect from 09 July 2010. This
will complete 22 years in the Public Service (after
serving 20 years in the RAN). There will be a
small farewell function at the NSW BOWLERS Club, York St
Sydney on that day. So, if you are passing by or
fell like a drink, please feel free to drop by. I
would like to thank all those that I have know over the
last 42 years in Defence and This photo was taken at the Friday Meet & Greet at SUBCON, Coffs Harbour 2010. Shown are; Roger (Salty) Saltmarsh, Billy Callahan, Garry (Roscoe) Ross and Roger (JJF). Guess who is the odd man out in this photo? Sorry about the glare, must be a reflection from the lights?
Last week Mike Bell sent a photo from his second go on a
Can you help........ In January, a pongo Joel Donkin, sought assistance in trying to track down Shane Simpson. He is in touch again and would appreciate help in contacting Shane. "Shane was a submariner (UC, “O” boats, early to mid 80’s). He was extremely proud of his time in the senior service, and especially the silent part of it. I am pretty sure Shane would be a part of your organization if he was able. I lost track of Shane about 10-12 years ago. At that time he was living in Moonta in South Australia." If you can help contact Joel. John Newton asks "I am trying to contact a family friend and wonder if you could advise me of the best method to do this please? He is Ralph Naylor and in 1972, as a Leading Writer in the British Navy, he transferred to the RAN Submarine Service.’ Please let me know if you know Ralph's contact details. Vic 'Capt Ramuis' Borge asks "Norm puzzle for members, Nov 1970 Fremantle two boats RN outboard, inboard RAN - must be Oxley? Anyone have ideas and RAN Warship astern of Forth. My interest is that Forth was moored in Malta in Msida Creek where I was born - see attached photos." Can anyone help?
Ian and Vicki Bray are on the move, another perk posting! "Just a quick note to say greetings from Newport RI. Vicki and I are settling into a three year posting in the US. I have relieved Gary Lawton at the Naval Undersea Warfare Centre, working on the combat system and heavyweight torpedo. Vicki is working hard on being a lady of leisure." Good life for some! Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. "Piss off" says Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
Wartime submarine commander and
adventurer turns 100
VETERANS' AFFAIRS
New Medal - The Australian General Service Medal
Korea New and
Improved Repatriation Health Cards For more information on DVA Repatriation Health Cards visit the DVA treatment cards website. This link is to the Liberal party Website and some supporting comments re the fair indexation of DFRDB pensions, if you have not signed any of the petitions going around I suggest that you pay it a visit. Alan James said "It may be an opportunity for members to become supporters of this proposal for fairer indexation. With 100 supporters the Liberal Shadow Minister will post a response and then at least we will know where they stand. It pays to be informed!" The team working on the development of a joint Department of Veterans Affairs / Department of Defence program to assist transitioning services members contacted us this week. This program includes the development of a website and they asked if they could include a link from their site to our site. This is good news, develops closer links with the ex service organisations. DEFENCE NEWS
Former US Bath IronWorks President joins ASC Board A retired United States Navy Rear Admiral with 35 years of service, Rear Admiral Shipway was most recently President of General Dynamics' Bath Iron Works, a position he retired from in 2009 following six years of service. Rear Admiral Shipway has a most distinguished career having served in a succession of high-level posts in the United States Navy and General Dynamics' Electric Boat before his appointment as President of Bath Iron Works, Vice Admiral Ritchie said. During his tenure at Bath Iron Works, Rear Admiral Shipway spearheaded management reforms which revolutionised the cost of building the Arleigh Burke Class guided missile destroyers and can be credited for reinventing Bath Iron Works into a lean, efficient shipyard. Rear Admiral Shipway has an exceptional track record and, given ASC's objective to undertake work more efficiently and cost-effectively, the company will benefit from his unparalleled technical and program management expertise. Rear Admiral Shipway's term commenced on 18 June 2010. During his tenure, Rear Admiral Shipway led the company to eliminate more than 1.5 million labour hours from the cost of building an Arleigh Burke Class guided missile destroyer. As a submarine officer, Rear Admiral Shipway served onboard diesel, nuclear attack, ballistic missile and research submarines. During his military career, he was responsible for several submarine and weapons programs including the Los Angeles Class and Seawolf Class attack submarine programs.
Submarine Philadelphia Decommissioned
in Groton Telephone Rip-Off! -Telstra Phone Book For anyone contemplating using the Sensis directory service number, 1234, DON'T! Sensis, as you may or may not know, is a subsidiary of Telstra. The 1234 number is replacing the Telstra 12456 directory assistance number, but this time with outrageous costs attached: 40c to call the number, then 4c A SECOND! By law, Telstra must provide a FREE directory assistance number. They choose however not to pass this number on to the public. The free number is 1223, thumbs down to Telstra for finding a way to 'charge', for a service that is supposed to b e
provided for free.
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama this week when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the NSW State of Origin team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Come on Niggs, time for dinner...... Sunday, 20th June 2010 Congratulations NSW and the team, SUBCON 2010 was a great success and thoroughly enjoyed by all. CPOCISM (RS to the oldies) Darren Thompson is our new President - I believe that having a serving submariner in the chair will be of great benefit and hope that it generates a new interest in the association and hopefully more Members. It was great to see so many new faces as well as the regulars turn up for SUBCON, it seems to get bigger every year. The men are all getting older, but the wives are looking better every year, maturing like fine wines. It was nice to see Carol Wilson and Gaye Haggerty attend, as well as our Member from Noumea, Roberto Lunardo and his wife. I have started to receive photos from SUBCON and will create an album and have online later in the week, I don't have time today as I still have a lot to catch up on. A woman's work is never done. I did not stand for the Executive this year, it was a hard decision, but I have a few issues that take a higher priority and had to lighten my load a little. It has been an honour to act as the Secretary and I thank everyone for their support over the last 18 months. I will continue to be the web master for Up Periscope but will be handing the Associations site to Kev Hayton when time permits us to get together so that I can train him how to use the software (train a UW, impossible I hear you say).
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to
fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that
he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form
on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought
it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm
and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat
came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat
cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him. Time has got away from me and I will have to finish this week's Log, although I have many emails that have not even been read yet, I will try and do better next week. Till then, keep smiling!
SUBMARINE ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA The National Annual General Meeting of the Association was held at the Coffs Harbour Ex Services Club on Sunday, 13th June 2010. The following are your National Executive Officers for 2010 - 2011.
Born in New Norfolk, Tasmania, in 1965, Darren grew up in Burnie, Tasmania. Prior to joining the Navy, Darren served with the Naval Reserve Cadets and with 44 Transport Squadron Army Reserve. In 1983, Darren joined the Royal Australian Navy and was posted to HMAS CERBERUS in Victoria to undergo Initial Entry Training (IET). On completion of IET he remained at HMAS CERBERUS and commenced training as a Radio Operator. He also volunteered for Submarine Service. After completion of his Radio Operator training in Victoria, Darren was posted to HMAS PLATYPUS, Sydney, in 1984 for Submarine training. He was posted to his first Submarine, HMAS OXLEY, an Oberon diesel-electric class Submarine, later the same year for the completion of Submarine training. On the 15th December 1984, Darren was awarded his Submarine Qualification Badge, the coveted ‘Dolphins’. Early 1985 Darren was sent to HMS DOLPHIN, Gosport, England, for Pressurised Submarine Escape Traning (PSET). On his return to Australia in Feb 1985, Darren was posted to HMAS ORION, another Oberon class Submarine, as a fully qualified Radio Operator Submarines. During the period, 1985-1989, Darren served in the Oberon Submarines, HMAS ORION, OVENS, and ONSLOW. 1987 saw Darren awarded the Australian Service Medal (ASM) with clasp Special Ops. During the middle of 1989, Darren was loaned to HMAS TOBRUK, a Amphibious Heavy Lift Ship (LSH), for Exercise KANGAROO 89 off the Northern Territory. In December 1989, Darren was promoted to Leading Seaman. During the period 1990 to 1996, Darren served in HMAS PLATYPUS, Sydney Submarine Depot, the Oberon class Submarines HMAS OTWAY, ORION and ONSLOW. In August 1994 Darren was promoted to Petty Officer and qualified as a Petty Officer of the Watch Submarines (POOWSM). In Jan 1996, Darren was posted as the Senior Instructor Submarine Communications, to the newly built Submarine Training and Systems Centre (STSC) at HMAS STIRLING, Garden Island, Western Australia. During this time he completed the shore phase of conversion training from Oberons to the new COLLINS diesel-electric Submarines. In early 1998, Darren was posted to HMAS COLLINS, the namesake of the new Class of Submarines, to complete his conversion training. During this period he also did a short period posted to HMAS FARNCOMB, another COLLINS Class Submarine, in the role of Leading Radio Operator to gain more at sea experience. On completion of this training he returned to HMAS COLLINS in the role of Radio Supervisor. Darren was awarded the Defence Force Service Medal (DFSM) for 15 years service in July and promoted to Chief Petty Officer in December 1998. In early 1999, after completing his Chief of the Boat (COB) training, Darren was loaned to HMAS FARNCOMB as COB. This was a very busy an exciting time which culminated in the introduction of the first females on Submarines and the sinking of the decommissioned Destroyer Escort, HMAS TORRENS. Shortly after he returned to HMAS COLLINS in the role of COB.
Returning to Australia, he was posted back the DSCM as the Acting Officer in Charge (A/OIC) of DSCM Cell 1, responsible for overseeing the career management of Submariners, Fleet Air Arm and Supply Category personnel throughout the RAN. In 2004 Darren was posted as the Deputy Communications Security (COMSEC) Manager-Navy in the Defence Comsec Controlling Authority (DCCA) in Canberra. This was the commencement of a very busy twelve months travelling all round Australia to audit various Australian Defence Force (ADF) Comsec accounts. In 2005 Darren was posted as the Officer in Charge (OIC) of the Submarine Communications Centre, at Fleet Headquarters at Garden Island, Sydney. During his tenure he represented the Fleet Commander at several Communications forums with our Allies in New Zealand and the United States. In late 2006 Darren had a short but busy posting with Defence Force Recruiting in Parramatta, Sydney, as a Defence Interviewer. He was also awarded the new Australian Defence Medal (ADM) during this time in recognition of his initial four years service. 2008 saw Darren back in Western Australia posted to the Submarine Force Element Group (SM FEG) otherwise know as Submarine Headquarters, at HMAS STIRLING. Darren’s new role saw him responsible for the management of all Submarine Communications Information Systems sailors, Submarine Communications issues relating to personnel, Assistant Submarine Human Resource Manager, Submarine Presentation Team co-ordinator and various other ancillary tasks. July 2008 saw the completion of 25 years service in the RAN and the award of his second clasp to the Defence Force Service Medal (DFSM). 2009 had Darren heavily involved in the implementation of several personnel issues to improve conditions for all Submariners now and into the future. Particularly as we plan for the replacement for the COLLINS class Submarines around 2020. 2009 also saw him become the Vice President SAA(WA) Inc and a member of the Submarine Steering Group at the WA Maritime Museum. In December 2009 Darren celebrated 25 years since he was awarded his Submarine Qualification badge (Dolphins). 2010 has started with Darren becoming the SUBMARINE FORCE Human Resource Manager. Darren lives in Port Kennedy with his spouse, Cath, cat Victoria and dogs, Jessie and Jack. He is an avid reader of Military History, enjoys working on computers and walking. Eternal Patrol - ex CPOCOXNSM Norm 'Darkie' Henwood It is with much regret that we received the sad news that Norm 'Darkie' Henwood died on the 10th June in Sydney. No details are known at this time, but it is understood that he had been ill for some time. His funeral was held on Friday. The sad news of Darkie Henwood's death this week prompted a
former CO, Peter Horobin to write "In my view Darky was
one of the finest coxswains with whom I had the good fortune to serve. He
relieved a coxswain of different nature in Onslow in Singapore in 1972. Admiral
MacDougall was the captain and I was the Jimmy. I regret to say that I
maneuvered myself into a loggerheads situation with Darky’s predecessor in
Onslow, the low point being when he (the previous Coxswain) explained to me that
we could not give the forward and after messes fresh bread – “because they would
eat it.” Scarpa Broomfield wrote "Darky Henwood was a plank owner of Oxley and was my TI after I gave up the job (thankfully) as Tanky (I was the first squadron Tanky - what a claim to fame!!!!), we certainly had fun on runs ashore. I paid off in 1971 and never saw Darky again - and it appears that he was a Sydney native too. It is always sad too hear of the passing of former comrades."
Congratulations
To Warrant Officer Martin Grant Holzberger on being awarded a CSC for outstanding achievement as the Ship’s Warrant Officer, HMAS Warramunga. To CMDR Stephen Mark O’Hearn RAN on being awarded a CSC for outstanding achievement as the Project Manager for the Collins Class Submarines Replacement Combat System. To LCDR Tim Everard RAN (Rtd) for being awarded Life Membership of the Submarines Association Australia, a just reward for the long and devoted service which you have given to the administration and management of the SAA’s Welfare Fund.
AB Read - The Associations
newest Life Member AROUND THE TRAPS Lola Armstrong writes "Just letting you know that Eric is in Flinders Private Hospital again after many visits over the past 20 months. He is feeling quite depressed as all of his problems have gone on for such a long time. At this stage it is his leg and foot causing lots of problems and the vascular surgeon will be pondering about amputating his leg this time because the ulcers are through to the bone which is very serious. Just thought I would let you know and perhaps you might be interested to let the boys know. Hopefully you are all keeping OK - it is a real "bugga" getting old and very difficult to do it gracefully." Nola can be contacted on 08 8298 7759 or if you want his address to send a card contact me.
My WA mate Bill Lee has been in hospital after
having had a mini stroke and although on a frame
he is sure that all will be OK in a week or two.
Some of the old ones are tough old bastards!!
Thinking of you Billy!!!
Scarpa Broomfield wrote "I am now
a Tasmanian native and already have the makings of 2
heads and 6 fingers. We moved in last Saturday (12/6)
and absolutely love it and soon I will push the good
wife out the door to employment - I of course now have a
double garage to play in!!! If anyone is contemplating a
seachange this way they will need at least $400k to get
a decent place although there are reasonably cheaper
(around $250k) if one wants to go inland. We are
just 15 minutes from Launceston but out in the country,
one of the criteria in finding a place was the need to
be not far from decent medical services (as you have
made it quite clear) as one is not getting any younger!
Anyhow we are ecstatic about the change although one
would say that this is not the best time of the year to
move south!!!! yes it's bloody cold!" Stu Milburn is jet setting again, this time he is in Hong Kong. "While walking around Hong Kong today at lunchtime I saw this old man relaxing on his stool with a fan blowing behind him. Nice way to keep cool on a hot humid day. I count Hong Kong is as one of my favorite destinations."
Peter 'Arab' Clark has been at it again!
"Last Thursday I attended my
Thursday sabbatical of a couple of pints of Kilkenny at
the local with some mates, followed by a scotch shouted
by the pub owner, after which I walked home to dinner by
my lovely wife. After a suitable repast I decided to
finish the Modifications to my extended walking stick.
On the BBQ table at 2200 I installed my bench grinder,
not bolted down and proceeded to complete the mods.
Operation and vibration got the better of me and said
grinder vibrated to the edge of the table and utilised
Newton's invention of gravity. Being an ex wicket keeper
I endeavored to catch said item, when I missed the motor
my port hand tried to stop the grinding wheel, still
powered and travelling at approx 2800 RPM. A s I
released my grip with comments like golly gosh that
hurt, the grinder continued on it's path in the
direction of my bare left foot on concrete."
My eyes started to water here...
Can you help......... And Joe Casserly asks "I am trying to find a rate badge and am having a great deal of trouble, I am hoping you have heard of a place. “Petty Officer Underwater Weapons” Gold for dress blues RAN... If you have any ideas please let me know..." If anyone out there that can help Fiona or Joe please contact me.
Cdr. Bill Leslie King DSO & Bar
DSC RN (Rtd) - 100th
Birthday 21 June 2010 I was surprised to hear that a Secretary that was good at rattling up funds from various sources told his members that they no longer received a kickback from the sale of wine. I asked him why and he responded "The wine order was stopped after I abused the contact lady by mistake. I answered the phone late one afternoon when a bit tired and grumpy and had this bird trying to flog me a special on wine. As I have subscribed to the DO NOT CALL campaign to prevent such calls, I soundly abused her and told her to bugger off! About 20 minutes later I released it was the wine merchant we had been dealing with. So I rang back and left a message apologising and also sent e-mails apologising but looks like I have been excommunicated." Now that sounds like something I would do! You can still earn the SAA 5% if you buy wines through our contact.
VETERANS AFFAIRS
Senator Fielding's online
petition. DEFENCE NEWS
ASC docks its first submarine
in Western Australia SC Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer Steve Ludlam said the company had eagerly awaited its first submarine docking since the opening of ASC West in 2008. We made the decision to build ASC West based on the State Governments commitment to deliver the floating dock, with the seamless performance in docking HMAS Farncomb highlighting its outstanding capabilities, Mr Ludlam said. ASC is now able to carry out maintenance on as many as three submarines at any one time, reinforcing the efficiency gains we expect to realise by maintaining submarines in a state-of-the-art production environment. Previously, ASC worked across multiple sites in Western Australia since 1996, with the 2008 opening of ASC West representing the amalgamation of three service facilities into one consolidated, submarine support facility.
Come on Niggs, time for dinner...... Sunday, 6th June 2010 One week to SUBCON and the AGM and I seem to be going backwards. My ride on mower lost transmission while I was doing a 'Good Samaritan' for a neighbour and I had to push it home. On investigation I found that a spring that holds tension to the drive belts had broken, so into Maryborough for a new one. As usual, nil stock so had to order and pick up, another trip to town. What started to be a simple job soon turned to custard, their was a place to secure one end of the spring, but stuffed if I could see where the other end was to connect too. Went to the manual and it showed the end that I had worked out, but the other was not shown to connect anywhere? After much swearing and yelling I just connected it to a rod, it meant stretching the spring a little, but it worked. Yes Kevin, I actually used some spanners and other 'thingies' and got it to work!!!
A combination of little things has put me behind in my Secretary role
and I will need to get my act together. First the printer packed
up, then an upgrade to my computer went wrong and finally Telstra and I
had a major confrontation. I only managed to get all elements
working today and here it is 1930 and I have not managed to get much of
a Log together.
SUBMARINE ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA Only a week to the AGM and quite frankly I will be glad when it is all over. I am still concerned that we only have nominees for Vice President and Treasurer, unless we get some volunteers to pout their hands up it is going to be awfully quiet in the Executive Suite! In an attempt to cut down on printing I will only be bringing a small amount of last years AGM Minutes and this year's Agenda, all those attending the AGM are requested to print a copy, they are available at the SAA website. The list at the bottom of today's Log showing Members that are overdue with their Annual Subscription is still too big. These were due by 01 April and attempts to contact Members by mail and email are having little response. I will stop chasing these Members up after SUBCON, their membership will be cancelled. Norm Williams OAM
BZ HMS Ambush AROUND THE TRAPS
Another Pom, Mike Barrie, wrote "Whilst serving on
the Telemachus on the way to Sydney in 1949/50 our chef was Dapper Dan
Daley, and he went ashore and had a large tattoo across his back 'Better
to rule in hell than serve in heaven'. Our Skipper was a bible puncher and Daley had to keep his shirt on in
temperatures in the 90s until he could get ashore and have it covered
up. The only thing that the tattooist could do was to over write it with
a great big American Eagle. None of us were sure which was the lesser
evil!!" Blame Garry Bax for this!!! "I went down Friday morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no bloody clue who his father is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first cheque Friday... Damn, this is a great country."
Urine Test: How True is This?
VETERANS'
AFFAIRS & HEALTH MATTERS
With the income of many veterans dwindling it may be worth them coming up with some suggestions for cooking road kill, trapping ducks in public parks and demonstrating how to reheat left overs from the local restaurants garbage bins............. just a thought.
Transcripts of Hansard on the Oakeshott Motion
- Military Superannuation Pensions Attached is the complete transcript of the Debate, Amendments & Votes on the 3 Bills relating to the MSBS & DFRDB Schemes in Parliament last week for you’re appraisal of the debate.
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