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January Birthdays
1st: Chris Read, John Raper and Les Handicott 2nd: John Rana, Mal Fisher, Steve Luke, Mark Webb and Mick Allinson 3rd: Michael Lamb 4th: Bill Sim, Maurice Borg, Peter Anscomb,
Ted Creswell and Cole Klease 5th: Darren Watson 7th: John Cornish and
Frank Hicks 8th: Bob O'Grady, Gary Hamer, Greg Mapson
and Daniel Marsh 9th: Mathew Hallcroft 10th: Bob Appleton and Steve Nihill 11th: Karl Overing, Richard Hill and
Peter Johnson
12th: Bronco McGinn 13th: Joe Hackenberg 14th: Terry Baker, Glenn Downes,
Max Walker and Garry Coombe 15th: Dennis Buck 16th: Ian Taber, Kerry Bolton, Graham Gilbert, Anastass Koutsoukis
and
Jonathan Dawson 17th: Darryl Madden 18th: Derek Lilliman 19th: Peter Zanki and
Geoff Harvey 20th: Anita Lawton 21st: Phillip Hosking, Ross Tanimu, Naomi Stone, Brett Hinton and Andrew Grey 22nd: Rod Gould
and John Winn 23rd: Peter Smith and Jon Farrar 24th: David Beauchamp 25th: Ray Higgs, Peter Reid and David Onslow 26th:
and Christopher Hunt 27th: Grant Kelly 29th: Glenn Keesing and Garry Livingston 30th:
Robert Marsland, Garth Schmidt,
Peter McClay
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Capricorn
December 21st - January 20th
You are a conservative and scared
of taking risks. There are few Capricornia's worth talking to,
they are boring and self centered. Have very few friends,
even they think you are a wanker!
Aquarius
Jan 21st - Feb 19th
You have an
inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
Unlike all the other losers out there, you are without
fault. You are the closest that our Creator ever
got to perfection, especially those that he thought were
in his likeness, HE called them Chief stokers. All Aquarians are capable of walking
on water! You should feel honoured if considered a
friend of an Aquarian.
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Sunday, 29th
January 2012
I am home again after the Macquarie Wetlands
became just that, very wet lands! Thunder
lightning and rain, and reports that more was on its way
reminded me that the area was prone to flooding and I did not
want to get stranded. Weather reports for the coast were
also a bit of an incentive to leave, a good chance of road
closures preventing my return. As it was I had to turn
back just 15 km from home and find an alternative route.
I was disappointed at the number of awards presented to the
submarine community, only one serving submariner. I hope
that the continuing lack of awards is not due to the lack of
nominations - the Squadron is good at hiding it's talents and
achievements. I was pleased to see that Dr Geoff Goodwin
was recognised, I worked with him at ASC in the early days and
he is a real gentleman, one of the better imports from the UK.
In my mail on return from my trip I had a letter from Jock
Hutchinson, it contained a note saying
"Please find enclosed cheque for $1,050. Actually there
are two parts to the cheque, $1,000 plus $50. I have been
putting away a $1 a week since you made a request last year to
help out the SAA Welfare Fund." The money has been
sent to the Welfare Fund. This is a wonderful donation and
proves the old tale about Jock's being tight is false (Jock
Donnelly is one exception). Well done mate.
My Birthday was quiet, but the number of email, phone calls,
cards and facebook entries really surprised me. Anyone
would think I was leaving money in my will to all of them.
Thanks everyone, your thoughts (and in some cases, rude remarks)
were really appreciated. names that I have not seen for
years popped out of the ether and it will take a while for me to
catch up.
I am heading North soon on road trip and as I intend staying in
motels I wrote a letter to a small motel in a town I planned to
visit on the trip. I wrote: "I would very much like to bring my
dog Niggs with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me
at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
"I've been operating this motel for many years. In all that
time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware
or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the
middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've
never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, Niggs is
welcome at my motel. And, if Niggs will vouch for you, you're
welcome to stay here, too."
So, till next time....................
CONGRATULATIONS
The submarine community
congratulate the following on the awards in the 2012
Australia Day Honours List.
LCDR Michael Leslie Jacobson RAN
- Conspicuous Service Medal (CSM)
For meritorious devotion to duty as the Executive
Officer of Submarine Crew Two in HMAS Collins.
Lieutenant Commander Jacobson’s
contribution to the generation and promotion of the
Submarine Force has been outstanding. His enthusiasm
and willingness to promote submarines and influence
potential recruits to choose a submarine career have
directly and positively contributed to the
maintenance of the strategic capability afforded by
the submarine fleet. His professionalism and
unwavering commitment as Executive Officer of HMAS
Collins represent the finest traditions of the Royal
Australian Navy and the Australian Defence Force.
Dr Geoffrey Goodwin - Member (AM) in the General
Division of the Order of Australia
For service to engineering through contributions to
the ships and submarines of the Royal Australian
Navy.
Specialist in propulsion and safety
systems with the Defence Science and Technology
Organisation; integral to solving diesel engine
defects across the Royal Australian Naval fleet,
particularly in the Collins Class submarine.
Assisted the HMAS Westralia Board
of Inquiry following the fatal fire on board that
vessel in 1998, providing expert interpretation of
technical reports and identifying engine problems
after the refit of HMAS Westralia.
Instrumental in providing solutions
to propulsion system defects on the Mine Hunter
coastal vessels, amphibious landing craft and ANZAC
ships.
Around the Traps
Pat Heffernan has been visiting Brisbane for a few days, to
visit family in Bracken Ridge. He wrote
"Also living there is Keith Bradbury
and his wife Nola.
Keith's
father, Charlie, was a WWII submariner (a tiffy). Charlie
was a former member of the Victorian Branch. He passed away
some years ago. Keith and Nola drove us to the Cooparoo RSL
where we had a great lunch (bangers & mash!). We also took
the opportunity to visit the lower clubroom, which is the
meeting room for the Queensland Submarines Association.
Keith Bradbury had never seen the clubroom until then. We
were very impressed with the memorabilia displayed in the
room. Don Currell and his crew have put in a lot of effort
in setting up the room for their monthly meetings. We hope
that the clubroom will go from strength to strength."
Michael Salkeld writes "I am seeking
some direction or advice on my participation in this year’s
Anzac Day march in Sydney. My grandfather was a member of
the Royal Navy submarine E15 which was disabled in the
Dardanelles on 17 April 1915. He was captured and was held
by the Turks as a prison of war for the remainder of WW1. He
attempted to escape, but was recaptured and received many
canings. He later emigrated to Australia and served in WW11
in the Merchant Navy. Until his death many years ago he
never missed an Anzac Day march. I was intending to march on
the 100th anniversary in 2015, but at age 72 I think it best
to march, while fit and well, with his medals this year. I
am a former RAAF officer who retired in 1978 without having
served overseas (except for a posting to the United States).
I expect that I could march with the descendants, but I know
my pop would once again like his medals to march with
submariners." This was passed to the NSW Branch
for action, I am sure that Michael will be welcomed.
Sandy
Freeleagus writes "Saw in last week's
Log the photo of HMS Ocelot. It brought back many memories.
That was the first boat I went to sea on for my 24 hour
assimilation ride. It was also my first submarine heart
attack, when (in black lighting - of course) the Polto (with
whom I was doubled up) put me behind the OMC. Suddenly the
planes went to hard dive . I looked around and could see no
one (bloody Polto was chatting to the CEP) so I tried to
'save the boat' by pulling back on the joystick. Nothing -
they were stuck at hard dive. By the time Polto ambled back
to check on me, I had both feet on the panel heaving back
with all my might on the yoke. He them casually asked me
what the hell I was doing as the planes were in auto...."
Sandy continued "Afterwards in
the mess, the senior sailors were 'having a go at the Dink'
and mentioned that being a Dink, I probably wouldn't even
know what an ocelot was. I told that that I certainly did
and that this boat was named after Sir Ocelot, who used to
bonk Guinevere when Arthur was out in the back blocks of
Camelot, knighting around. They didn't say a word, but just
gave me a tot. They reckoned that story was worth it."
Clinton Roberts writes "I just
received an email from a US Sub Veteran asking about the
celebrations for the Australian 100 years of Submarines. He
and his wife wants to come to the celebration. Where can the
information be found?" With 2014 getting closer
I have asked the WA Branch of the SAA for a heads up on what
they are looking at, they are holding SUBCON 2014 and are
coordinating the anniversary. I will keep you
informed, start saving now as it should be a memorable
occasion.
And
Canada is having a submarine centenary of their own. They're
commencing to ramp-up for Canadian Submarine Centenary 2014,
and to assist their planning have asked for dates for the
2014 Australian Submarine Centenary?
Pat Heffernan writes "I must confess
that, for the first time, I looked up "Our history" on the
Association's website. I wonder who it was who gave you the
information regarding the formation of the Victorian Branch?
I was surprised to find that my name has been omitted from
the list of founding members.
I am attaching two photos: one taken during the Melbourne
Anzac Day march in 1987, and the other taken after the
march.
The
group photo was taken after the first march (unofficially)
by submariners in the Melbourne Anzac Day parade in 1987.
Except for the two in front wearing WWII medals (they were
from the Melbourne Naval Centre), the remainder of us
marched about six paces behind the Melbourne Naval
Association: from left to right - a serving submariner (at
the time), Alby Farrawell, Butch Urquhart, myself, Lofty ?
(from NSW) and Jim Joyce.
The
photo of us marching includes a WWII submariner from
Scotland who was visiting family and was standing in the
crowd, at Flinders Street Station, watching the parade. We
noticed that he was wearing dolphins, so we pulled him out
of the crowd to join us!
Having checked my 1987 diary, I attended the inaugural
meeting of the formation of the Branch at the former HMAS
Lonsdale, arriving at 13.20pm in time for the meeting. I
would very much appreciate it if the history of the
Victorian Branch could be amended to include my name, to set
the record straight. I wrote a media release, years ago,
outlining how the Victorian Branch started. I also add, I
was given considerable assistance in forming the Victorian
Branch by the late Gordon Selby, a great friend."
History amended as requested, even Chief Stokers can
make mistakes.
Never forget this, a Chief can become an Officer, but an
Officer can never become a Chief. Chiefs have their
standards!
Do you have trouble trying to understand the world's debt
problems? Perhaps the cleverest and simplest description of
the debt problems facing both the US and many European
counties. This is hy the U.S. was downgraded:
1.gif)
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U.S. Tax revenue:
$2,170,000,000,000
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Fed budget:
$3,820,000,000,000
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New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
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National debt:
$14,271,000,000,000
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Recent budget cuts: $
38,500,000,000
Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget :
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Annual family income: $21,700
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Money the family spent:
$38,200
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New debt on the credit card:
$16,500
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Outstanding balance on the
credit card: $142,710
-
Total budget cuts: $385
Got It ?????
If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the
end of this year only two banks will be left operational
.... the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! And before you
know it, these two will merge, and the whole place will be
full of bloody wankers.
This week's favourite links.....
For a melancholy moment follow
the link, a walkthrough two O Boats at the scrapyard.
Sad!
Cameron Martin discovered a long lost video that he put
together for the Submarines 90th Anniversary dinner and has
uploaded it to youtube. It's a combination of early
Collins footage and O boat footage from the 80s.
Mrs Brown and the Condom - Mrs Brown's Boys - Series 2
Episode 1 - BBC One. This is hilarious, you
MUST watch it.
You must see this
video. It is taken from a British series where a fellow
named Gareth Malone takes a group of people and turns them
into a choir. This time he's taken a group of military wives
whose husbands are all away in Afghanistan and turned them
into a choir. Gareth looks about 16 yrs old but is actually
in his mid-30s and a Choir master for the London Symphony
Orchestra, among other things. They wrote a song based on
excerpts from letters written by the couples while apart and
this is the beautiful result. (I am a keen follower of
Gareth, he is an inspiration; full of youthful optimism and
enthusiasm, there is a chance after all.)
Latest offering from Derbyshire Submariners. Please
click on link for this month's issue of Derbyshire
Deeps.
Memories.....
I came across a very old email from Garry Coombe containing
some of his memories of old.......
The
Fighting Cocks public house on Clayhall Road at Alverstoke
was a favoured watering hole for many an Australian
prospective submariner posted to HMS Dolphin.
With a small public bar, a cosy snug
and the personal attendance of Jack and Thelma, the elderly
couple who ran the place, it was a haven for the few hours
away from base. Behind the bar was a very large
(approximately six feet) model of a T-class submarine, and I
often wonder what happened to it. We would play darts in the
snug, snack on the week old sandwiches and enjoy a pint of
the best bitter on a cold Friday evening and then wander
back to Dolphin, a good thirty minutes walk.
One evening Neville McLean and I entered the bar and were
greeted by an always good humoured Thelma. She pulled us
both a pint and we engaged in a bit of idle chatter.
“Where’s Jack?” asked Neville.
“Oh, he’s upstairs watching the radio” replied the old girl.
“Watching the radio?” chuckled Neville, and Thelma gave us
an embarrassed look.
“Dear me,” she said “I meant watching the telephone!”
We could not stop laughing for quite some time. Jack and
Thelma must have passed on by now and one of my workmates,
who recently visited the UK, told me that the Fighting Cocks
was now a bit of a yuppy watering hole. How times change.
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email address of any of these, please send them an email and
ask them to contact me.
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Nothing to report. Nothing in = Nothing out!
Come on Niggs, dinner time!!!

Be Proud to be an Australian
Australia Day 2012
Eternal
Patrol - ex LSUCSM David 'Wilkie' Wilkinson
It
is with much regret that I report the death of ex LSUCSM
David Wilkinson (Wilkie). He was a UC and plank owner of
HMAS Orion and served on HMAS Ovens. He served in the
RAN from 1971 - 1981.
Wilkie passed away at 1930 on 18 January 2012 at his
home in Elizabeth Downs South Australia. He was 56 years
old. He had Stage 4 Lymphoma.
Have no funeral details but will pass them on when
known. He was not a member of SAA.
Warren Goodall sent a humorous dit from their time in
Hong Kong in October 1979. "It was
my 22nd birthday and I was pissed enough to finally go
and get a tattoo. Wilkie was (fortunately for me) even
more pissed and my tattoo (already paid for with my hard
earned RO dollars) ended up on his arse instead of mine.
The sound of his yells sobered me up enough to see
common sense and bail out of the etching. I guess my tat
is now getting to the pearly gates before me. RIP mate."
Elwyn Brookes wrote
"Sorry to hear about Wilkie you
never know, he told me a story he was in the
commissioning crew of Orion and the boat was transiting
the Bay of Biscay (they had to cross on the surface,
NATO law) and it was rough Wilkie and the XO were OOW
and lookout they thrown off the bridge there they were
hanging off the fin attached to there safety lines the
OOW used him as a step to get back on the bridge he was
not impressed.
Ray Kemp said
"I served with Dave on Orion and
also worked at ASC with him. Unfortunately I lost
contact with him after he left ASC. I remember Dave and
Smudge Smith the Leading Steward in Magalla Spain
enjoying themselves at a smorgasbord. Dave and Smudge
having had an Ale or two, maybe a few more rolled up to
the smorgasbord, one of them fell over knocking a whole
table of food over. The bouncers grabbed Dave and he
flicked them off him sending one though another table of
food and the other though a window. The two had a room
for the night and we all chipped in to pay for the
damage. At ASC it was always great to have a chat to
Dave, he always had the greatest grin on his face. RIP
Dave."
David Bryant wrote
"I am saddened to hear of Wilkie's
death. He was one of my "Sound Lounge" team in
HMAS Orion when we commissioned out of Greenock in
Scotland. Wilkie also worked at the Australian
Submarine Corporation as a SUBSAFE Watchkeeper when I
was the KOCKUMS Test and Trials Coordinator for the
Collins Class boats. My sympathy goes out to
Dave's Family."
You can read more tributes, or add yours on the
SAA Facebook page.
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Sunday, 22nd
January 2012
Another short one today, I am still camping in Macquarie Wetlands
and decided to stay a bit longer. Went into Dubbo for
supplies and to look around, was glad to get out of there.
I think I have found the saddest small town in Australia,
Gulgargabone. Everything is shut down and it looks sad.
Is there any hope for rural Australia?
I have used my 4MB allowance and the connection has slowed the download
so much that it is painful. I also ran out of petrol for
the generator and ended up with no power to supply the computer.
At least I had my wind up radio to keep me entertained.
Have made friends with a couple of bird families and they have
been sharing the victuals and we have a goanna that finishes off
Niggs' tucker, but doesn't seem to mind. I discovered that
Niggs shares my taste for yabbies, he eats the heads, I get the
bodies. I do miss my bed though.
Had a family pitch their tent next to mine for two days, the
kids were good company for Niggs (once they overcome their fear
of him) but the adults were boring - non drinkers!!!!.
Been strange weather, red hot and windless one minute, thunder
lightning and rain the next. It has made things a bit
uncomfortable, especially in the tent at night (shut to keep the
crawlies out) but I am still enjoying it.
I will probably head back next Thursday, I am sure I have
something on soon, can;t rember what though. Who cares
anyway, there is always another day (I hope).
You will notice in the list below that I have quite a few emails
that are not getting to some that have changed address and not
informed me. If you recognise anyone on the list please
ask them to send me their new one.
So, till next time....................
Around the Traps
The latest news on Eric Armstrong is not good. Wife
Lola reports
"Just the worst news ever for Eric –
he has cancer in liver, lungs and kidneys and has agreed not
to have any further treatment just let nature take it’s
course. He has been through so much over the last 3 years or
so – I guess it’s just a matter of waiting now and hope we
get plenty of support from the palliative care people."
Our prayers are with you both.
I thought that Rod '2 Combs' Baker must have gone deep as I
had not heard from him since his moving from South
Australia. I was right, but he has resurfaced and
reports "Sorry for not keeping in
touch. We have been retired at Lake Munmorah for just over
18
months now, and enjoying it immensely. Lyn's sister Dianne
and husband Max Merritt are here also. My health has
it ups and downs. I was on chemotherapy again for 6 months -
a hell of a way to loose weight - dropped to 70 kilos.
However with the help of Tooheys and peanuts I am back to
normal? Here is a photo taken at my 60th birthday - I
started chemotherapy shortly afterwards. The paper hat
disguises the receding hairline!" Well Rod, looking
at the hairline I think it is time I dropped the nickname 2
Combs. Maybe 'polishing cloth' may be more appropriate?
Keep smiling mate, it has been a long battle and we are
thinking of you.
Rod continued "Very sad to hear about
Afro, he was my first watch-keeping 'oppo' on Otway. Also
Dave Wilkinson was once an ASC employee and was one of the
original SUBWATCH personnel - he had a heart of gold.
Thor Lund sent this photo which
shows one one of keeping casing sentry awake, although I
think I would prefer to have the nap, it helped sleep off
the session at the mess.
The current plight of the Costa Concordia recalls a comment
made by Churchill. After his retirement he was
cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and
some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime
Minister should choose an Italian ship. There
are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise
ship said Churchill. First their cuisine is
unsurpassed. Second their service is superb. And then, in
time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about
women and children first.
Graham Smith rang a local hobby shop yesterday and asked if
they had any plastic kits of Italian cruise ships. When the
man on the phone said he only had one left, Graham asked him
to put it on the side for him.
LCDR
Pat Beresford asks "My Cadet corps
in Canada was named after HMS Amphion and they only one have
one photograph of it. Can anyone provide any photos of the
Amphion so I could send on to the corps?"
79-year-old
Phil Warren from the UK spent 62 years to build an
incredible fleet of 432 ships. All vessels are built
entirely of matchsticks and boxes of wooden matches. The
collection includes nearly 370 American and 60 British
ships. Although now 79 years of age, he began creating his
first boat in 1948, when he was only 17. He uses a razor
blade, tweezers and sandpaper to carve the pieces and boxes,
then assembles them with balsa wood glue. In total more than
650,000 matchsticks are used to create an amazing collection
of 1:300 scale models. Now I suspect that he may have
been a greenie, they were good at wasting time too!t

SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION
AUSTRALIA
The Trade
As we finish off 2011, no doubt there have been numerous
newsworthy activities - changes of the guard, notable
departures, EOY activities (at all levels), and general
reflection off the years activities.
As such, I am seeking relevant articles for the next edition
of The Trade, deadline Monday 05 March 2012 .
Additional suggestions include:
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Specific projects being worked upon;
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Recent highlights or achievements,
(both group and personal) ;
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Communication of any key messages or
requirements you or your area may have, and
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Anything you feel appropriate for
Your magazine.
Articles should be approximately 1000 words in length,
acronym free and be accompanied by as many hi-res (at least
1MB) photographs as possible.
By the way, The Trade is available electronically if you
want to check out
previous issues.
http://intranet.defence.gov.au/navyweb/sites/SUBFOR/comweb.asp?page=54455&Title=The%20Trade
Copies are also sent to serving members home address - so
please ensure your contact details are correct in PMKeys.
Please don't hesitate to disseminate this email to the wider
submarine community - the more articles we get the better
your magazine will be.
Many thanks,
ANDREW BUJDEGAN
Corporate Communications Officer
SUBFOR HQ
B80 Point Peron Road
Garden Island WA 6958
Email:
andrew.bujdegan@defence.gov.au
Submariners’
Day to celebrate HMS Ocelot' 50th
A special Submariners’ Day, Ocelot 50, will be held at The
Historic Dockyard Chatham on Saturday 12th May 2012 to
celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the launch of HM Submarine
Ocelot , the last warship built for the Royal Navy at
Chatham, marking the end of over 400 years of shipbuilding
in the Royal Dockyard.
All submariners (past and present) and ex-Chatham dockyard
workers (up to the closure in 1984) are invited to enjoy
free admission to The Historic Dockyard for the day with
special discounted tickets available for accompanying family
and friends.
There will be a Service in the Royal Dockyard Church to
celebrate and commemorate the last warship built for the
Royal Navy at Chatham and those who served in her and the
wider submarine service.
This will be followed by a parade led by the Band of Her
Majesty’s Royal Marines CTCRM, Lympstone with the salute
being taken at the head of HMS Ocelot , now in dry dock at
The Historic Dockyard. All submariners are welcome to
participate in the parade. There will be an OCELOT
contingent and Submariner Association Standards to take the
lead behind the band.
After the parade a new submarine exhibition will be opened
on the dockside adjacent to HMS Ocelot .
In the early evening there will be a separately ticketed
Beat Retreat and Ceremonial Sunset featuring the Band of HM
Royal Marines together with other bands. Association
Standards are invited to take part in the final muster
parade.
Further details will be posted on www.thedockyard.co.uk/ocelot50
in due course.
49th
International Congress of Submariners
The All-Ukrainian Association of Ex-Submariners invites
colleagues and their friends to take part in September 2012
in the
49th
International Congress of Submariners. Congress
will take place in the Ukrainian capital, the beautiful city
Kyiv. You may participate in our traditional Congress,
as well as get acquainted with the long history of Ukraine
and Kyiv, the capital of the Kyiv Rus State and the
present-day Ukrainian capital on the on the Dnieper
riversides.
Chairman of Association
Alexander
Kuzmin
Mobile Phone Numbers Go Public
All mobile phone numbers are being made available to
Telemarketing companies and you may start to receive sale
calls.
To overcome this problem I recommend that
you register on the Do Not Call register, a very simple
process. Once your numbers are listed on the register,
telemarketers and fax marketers must not contact you.
The Do Not Call Register is managed by the Australian
Communications and Media Authority on behalf of the
Australian Government. Some groups can still contact you
after you register. These include charities, research
companies, political parties and educational institutions.
Register now, it only takes a minute to register up to 5
phones (mobile, fax or landlines) and lasts 5 years.
Come on Niggs, the storm is nearly here, time to get
waterproof!!!
We are now on Facebook
If you can't beat them, join them!
Sunday, 15th
January 2012
Very short one today, I am camping in Macquarie Wetlands and the
cloud cover has slowed the download on wireless so much that it
is painful. heavy cloud cover for last three days and a
big storm yesterday, nearly blew the tent away. I am here
for a week or so, loving it!
As the acting Chair of Bauple Progress Association I have been
doing the rounds of residents to see what they think we should
be doing. I went into one home and came across a very old
and haggard looking woman sitting on her front step smoking a
cigarette. I walked up to her and using my charm said, "I
couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your
secret?"
"I smoke twenty cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to
bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole
bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On
weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all."
He reply came as a surprise and I asked "That is absolutely
amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied. Bauple does that to
you.................
So, till next time....................
Around the Traps
Shane Pike reports good news "I'm home
now and the pathology results from the biopsied bits and
pieces have come back all clear. The only cancer cells were
in the swollen lymph node that had already been biopsied.
Can't get much better results than that!! Just have to
recover from the surgery and possibly have some radiation
treatment but I will find that out today when I see the
specialist."
 You
may have noticed that Bob Appleton OAM celebrates his
Birthday this month, and he has reached the grand old age of
90! I hear that he received a big rap in the local press,
including him being a survivor of the sinking of 'Tempest'
among other thing in his life. Bob said
"The best thing I ever did was to
migrate to this sunburned land. A magic life from that point
on!" Congratulations mate, let's hope we say say it
again in 10 years.
Who said you cant teach old dogs new tricks? Graeme
Draper is discovering Skype. He said
"Well Hello There.. Science has smacked the Fossil - well a
little bit. I know nothing about Skype and my learning curve
is slower than a dormant snail and as fast as a politicians
promise. We will master this thing however and you may be
able to help. WHAT DO YOU DO TO ????" I find
Skype to be very easy to use (unlike Facebook) but then I am
MUCH younger than Drapes and being a stoker not a greenie,
much smarter than he!
Ray
McMinn has joined the ranks of retired submariners after
many years service with the Department of Education and
Training. Welcome aboard mate, zimmer frame can be
collected from the National secretary.
Alan Mooney is also retiring (this Friday 13th) after over
25 years with NSW Health, leaving Auburn Hospital, where
Dave Luck worked a few years ago. He said
"I started on Friday 13th January 1967
at HMAS Nirimba for 20 years service. That is exactly
45 years of “work”. What will I do next?"
You have both now reached the end of the third stage of
life, let us hope that the 4th stage is a long way off......
Blew Beresford-manning (ex pusser's cook) asked
"I am looking for an old mate from my
pusser's days, Mick Birrell, a stoker, last heard of
in Camden area. I would like to get in contact."
Fortunately I have Mick's contact as he is a SAA
member and after gaining Mick's OK they are now in contact
after many years. This was only possible because Mick
keeps his contact details current. HAVE YOU?
Fred
Lawrence wrote "I had arranged an
lunch for the 51 st anniversary for old JRs of the Jan
61(2nd Intake) and was lucky enough to have Roger Faramus
over here at the time. Attached is a photo of Ray, Roger,
Myself and Jim Green - taken at Ray Lawrence's restaurant
today."
The issue of the shape of doors in O Boats has really tested
our memories.... Chris Gunn wrote "I
was a mid in Oxley just before she paid off in 1971 – I’m
sure all doors were circular. Part II Training Cruise was in
Onslaught, an S22 update boat – all doors were circular."
A 40-year-old pleaded guilty in the Perth Magistrates Court
to covertly filming more than 40 women while they were
showering in backpacker hostels across Perth over a 12 month
period. The court heard the man would hide in
neighbouring cubicles before filming his victims. He
pleaded guilty to 40 charges relating to the illegal use of
a camera. He was caught in November but released on
bail while he sought legal advice. Detectives arrested him
after he was caught at a hostel in Perth's western suburbs
filming more women. His defence lawyer claims he was
suffering from post traumatic stress disorder after serving
12 years in the Australian Navy as a submariner.
An old Tiffie walks into the barbershop for a shave and a
haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his
whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf
and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the
skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was
the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know
what would have happened if he had swallowed the little
ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does!"
Checkout this
web link. It seems the US Navy is NOT afraid to
punish (FIRE their Commanding Officers through to
Junior/Senior Sailor level... Plus female Officers and
Senior Sailor Master Chiefs got the axe as well - those
yanks sure don't muck around when they want to get rid of
dead wood !!!!

SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION
AUSTRALIA
The
WA Branch farewells Afro Phelan
The Funeral Service for the late Tony 'Afro' Phelan
was held at the Catholic Church in Mandurah where his mates
sadly farewelled him. There was a large gathering of family,
Ex submariners, friends and his work mates from John
Holland. His sons and granddaughter spoke about Afro in
their eulogies. Roy Collins gave a personal account and gave
us a few laughs about his and Tony’s family’s friendship and
visits. Sid Czabotar spoke on behalf of the Submarine
Association and gave a brief on his time in the Submarine
squadron as well the reading out the many comments made
about Tony from our web page and Facebook. The Branch
displayed the Submarines Association of Australia (WA
Branch) Banner during the service inside the church.
Submariners who attended the funeral included Tony Critchley,
Ricky Roberts and his wife Gail, Paul Meakin, Chris Lewis,
John Rana, Sid Czabotar, Ted Curr, Darren Thompson, John
“Buster “ Keating, Vic Borg and Mick Pullinger. Roy Collins
and Ray Kemp flew over from SA for the funeral. Ray was
Roy’s carer for the trip to the West and it was really great
seeing them both over here but also the way that Ray looked
after Roy during their stay.
On completion of the Funeral service the Family held a
private burial service. A few of the members and his work
mates went to the local on the foreshore for a few beers and
drinks. Sid Czabotar, WA Branch President
Vic Borg reported that it was a moving experience for
himself and around 150 relatives and friends.
"Roy Collins came from SA and gave a
magnificent oration to his life long friend and Sid
Czator spoke of his time and friendship with Tony and
family. Mike Pullinger who, although vision impaired,
came by bus and train to Mandurah unassisted, this is
testament to the bond and lasting friendship of
submariners."
DEFENCE NEWS
Explorers find wreckage of British
submarine HMS Olympus
A team of explorers has discovered the wreck of a British
submarine that sunk off the Maltese coast during the Second
World War. HMS Olympus struck a mine in the early hours of
8 May, 1942 shortly after she left Malta Harbour under the cover
of darkness.
Nearly 90 men perished in what was one of the worst naval
disasters of the war. Only nine of the vessel's 98 crew members
survived after swimming seven miles back to shore in cold water.
A
sonar image of the wreck of HMS Olympus, which lies seven
miles off the coast of Malta. The submarine's exact location had
been a mystery for 70 years The exact spot where the
283ft-long submarine sank in the Mediterranean Sea remained a
mystery for 70 years. But now a marine archaeology survey
team has confirmed that they last year discovered the Olympus'
resting place using side-scan sonar to survey the seabed.
Olympus is in the best condition of any wreck found by the
Aurora Trust with almost no underwater growth on it. The
footage confirmed that Olympus' propeller remains intact and her
hatch open. The hole caused by the mine is located on bottom of
the submarine. Also visible are canons, radio antennas and
machine guns.
Come on Niggs, dinner time!!!
Sunday, 8th
January 2012
What is going on in WA, three members (that I know about)
hospitalised at the moment? Shane Pike has joined Peter
Clark and and Peter Russell on my list. Of course there
are many more throughout Oz that I don't know about and I want
you to know our thoughts are with you all. If you know of
anyone that may need a call, do it today, it helps to know that
someone is there for you.
Niggs and I are enjoying the peace and quiet of being alone
again, all visitors have left and I have finished the housework,
all beds and towels refreshed ready for the next set of
visitors. I must have travelled far enough down the road
to recovery for my self confidence to kick in. I am
feeling really good most of the time, but still feeling a lot of
pain in the back, although it has not stopped me and Niggs from
resuming our morning walks after a 18 month break. Although I
eat healthy I am trying harder to eat less. With luck I
should have m boyish figure back by time I go to SUBCON.
One item of the post visit cleanup became a bigger challenge
than I anticipated. I got a new door seal and selector
switch for my wall oven which caught fire when I shut the oven
door while grilling Nigg's chicken. Before installing the
new seal I decided it was time for the oven to have a really
good huck out and made the mistake of referring to the manual.
A word of warning, don't do it! I ended up fully stripping
every item; door, fan, and about 10 'wire things'. Taking
it apart was easier than putting it back together.
However, after three hours I had the cleanest oven in Bauple.
I wish I had read the directions on the can of oven cleaner too,
especially the warning about rubber gloves. The caustic contents
have stripped the skin off my hands and the fingers are very
sore.
Older houses require a lot of tender loving care and my project
this week was to replace the five steps off the kitchen
verandah. Not a total success, I should have learnt from
my mistakes when I repaired the back steps a couple of weeks
back: measure twice and cut once makes sense. I am
sure that my tape measure is out, I DID measure twice and took
accurate measurements to the timber yard. They cut the
steps to my measurement so I was sure that all would be well.
Unfortunately the wood must have shrank on the way home as they
were about 1/2 inch short. I think John Head could of
heard me sobbing in Maryborough.
Once I regained my composure and retrieved the tools from all
over the yard (I think I may have thrown them in my despair) I
headed off to buy another set of steps with revised
measurements, but this time I went to another lumber yard to
avoid embarrassment. Another $165 and I went home to fit
the steps, a perfect fit. Now to find a use for 5 hardwood
steps, unfortunately they are not wide enough for the front
steps......... maybe a raised garden bed.
Weather has been good but today is a bit humid so I am sitting
here in the air-conditioning with Niggs. He hates the heat
and humidity and he spends a lot of time in front of the cool
air.
Bauple is a rural area and is attracting quite a few new
residents experiencing country life for the first time. We
recently had a new resident call the local council wildlife
office to request the removal of the 'WOMBAT CROSSING' sign on
the road into town. The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit
by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to
be crossing anymore.'
So, till next time....................
Around the Traps
The Funeral Service for the late Tony 'Afro' Phelan will be
held in Our Lady’s Assumption Catholic Church, Creery
Street, MANDURAH on Thursday 12 January commencing at 10.00
am and will be followed by a private family cremation.
Contact for Jenny Phelan by
e-mail.
It was reported in the WA news that Tony was killed while
working on the Perth City Link project. He had had been
cleaning a section of the rail line with a high-pressure
hose when a maintenance vehicle being taken off the tracks
rolled after its brakes failed. It then struck Mr. Phelan,
who died at the scene. The incident is being investigated by
ComCare, the Federal workplace safety Authority.
Police said the maintenance vehicle was one that could be
modified for use on both the road or rail line.”
Bob 'Bluedog' Walker wrote in memory of Afro
"I have just read the Log and I to am
saddened to learn that "Afro" has had his final pierhead
jump. Sandy's recollections of Pearl Harbour "75" on
Otway bought back memories of my own, I was donkshop horse
at the time. Some of our members would also remember
the incident in the big EM's club, involving Afro and Porky
Porzucek (not good with names) and a Bloody Mary. This also
incurred the wrath of the Yank SP's but fortunately no one
was locked up, only had to front the Skipper, Peter Horobin,
if I remember correctly, who meted out fitting punishment
for their offences. Don't care to elaborate any
further online but those who were there can relate the
details if required."
While
Bob Raines said "I got a terrible
shock when I saw your email yesterday about Afro. I served
with him during the 70's on board Onslow for a while and
when we "paid off" we eventually worked at Codock together
as well. Afro only lived a short distance from me in
Liverpool so once I realised he worked at the Island as
well, I went and picked him up each morning and dropped him
home each afternoon. It was terrific. I got to know Jenny
during that time as well. I sent her an email yesterday,
expressing my heartfelt condolences to her and the family."
WA
Member Shane Pike was another to report in sick last week
"Just wanted to let the Association
know that I'm going in for surgery this Friday to have a
malignant lymph node and thyroid removed. I will be
recovering for 4 - 5 weeks before starting radiation and
possibly chemo depending on the results from surgery. Will
probably be off work for 3 - 4 months."
Ruth
Russell has sent an update on Peter who has been
malingering in hospital. She wrote
"He is a bit better still very chesty
was hoping to come home tomorrow but no such luck he is
still in at least till Monday at this stage. Thanks to
everyone for the calls and to Pod for visiting. If anyone
wants to contact me by
email I will pass it on to Peter, he is busting at the
bit to get home but not just yet."
As
reported last week, another spending time holidaying in
hospital is Peter 'Arab' Clarke. Wife
Julie said
"Can you pass this onto all concerned
with Pete's health. He will be in hospital till next week.
They could not find the bleed and do not want to do the
scope just yet. He has a fever and they are treating that
with antibiotics as they don't know where the infection is.
It is not in his lungs as they are clear. A big thanks to
all who have sent wishes and visited him."
It seems that I owe Brett Ollington an apology after calling
him a Tiffie last month. He wrote
"Wow they are fighting words, last
time a STOKER was accused of being a tiffie, he was severely
thrashed, I reckon an apology needs to happen. You also note
that STOKER is in upper case and tiffie is in much smaller
script." I am sure that I saw him wielding a spanner
one day, maybe that it is why I made such a terrible
mistake, a very rare event for a Warrant Officer STOKER.
Don Currell wrote "Interesting to note
that from Orion's original commissioning Greenie Department
along with John Hodgen CSAW, Brian Birch Polto and Afro
Phelan Kellick of the Boat makes 3 that have died. Were John
and Brian ever members of the SAA for
Eternal Patrol remembrance on web site." I have
added both to the Eternal Patrol page, they were not listed
as I rely on people letting me know of any errors and
additions. If you know of anyone that is not listed
please
let me know.
Ian
Bray sent a photo of Vicki and him in front of their
"humble" home in Newport, RI. He said
"We live on the top floor (dark grey bit)." I
think that we need to increase OS allowances so they can
rent the whole house......... click image to enlarge.
Peter Hulme (Taupo NZ) had a Canadian O Boats
query ... 'It would be great assistance if
your members could confirm that all the bulkhead water tight
doors on the Canadian 'O' class boats were completely circular,
with none shaped liked those on the old RN 'A' and 'T' boats -
that is elongated circles. This
discussion
has searched the memories of members, but they vary and it would
be useful if we could know what WT door were fitted to your 'O'
boats.'
I responded "I believe that the first boat may have
elongated bulkhead doors as it was the original hull of HMS Onyx
(shown here on her final voyage). I was lucky enough to join
Onyx on commissioning and was surprised that she was the same
configuration as OZ boats. Because the RCN hull was delayed by a
fire during build you got the Onyx hull. Something tells me it
was Ojibwa." Peter responded
"Many thanks for your response, put with
all the others it tells the full story."
Visitor from the UK,
Nobby Hall wrote "I am a UK
Submarine Association member who served for 20+ years in
boats. While in the RN I was P.O.'s mess President in
Faslane when HMAS Orion was commissioned in Greenock and had
the good fortune to be invited to the commissioning
ceremony. I still have two copies of the commissioning book.
If you would like them just let me know where I can forward
them to you. I am returning to Sydney tomorrow but will be
back in Brisbane mid January. Also during my Submarine
training in 1966 I met a lot of Aussie guy's training in HMS
Dolphin 2." Anyone interested in catching up for a beer please contact
Nobby.
It is always good to get positive feedback on the Log and
the following from old shipmate Mike Shepherd is what it is
all about. "What would we do without
you. I have made contact with the family and advised that
Tony (Shipp) and I were shipmates possibly in Trespasser and
definitely Telemachus. So many pals crossing the bar. I
guess we need to be positive in 2012."
Some of you may remember Jeremy Parrett (UC) from his time in OZ
on HMS Odin. He is a new listing on Buddies in Boats and
is hoping some of his mates will
get in touch. He
wrote "Took Odin out to Australia in 1972.
My time at Platypus with Odin was the best. I retired from boats
in 1976 and emigrated to Canada. Now sailing the Bahamas on our
Corbin 39 and travelling the USA in our 2000 Beaver Marquis
Amethyst motorcoach. I live with my wife Jane on South
Hutchinson Island, Fort Pierce, Florida."
It
seems that an ex pusser Greenie is operating a repair shop in
Ipswich, Qld. A local had to have the garage door repaired. The
repairman told him that one of the problems was that they did
not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. The resident was
confused and told the repairman that he was told that he had the
largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. The repairman
shook his head and said, 'It needs a 1/4 horsepower.' When the
resident responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 the repairman
said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' I
wonder if he was an ex ABETS?
Miles Greenway sent a bit of an update on the
RN female in boats saga. He said "This
will be happening, for Officers, in 2014 and Ratings in 2016
however the S/m's involved will be altered to provide separate
bunk spaces and toilets/showers. Also a pregnancy test is
required to be undertaken before any sailing and at a set time
after sailing. To protect any foetus, that may be at sea on the
S/m's, from the chance of damage from the atmosphere on board a
special O2 supply will be fitted to the boats. This will cost
about 3 millions pounds for each fit and the pregnant crewmember
is to go on to this enriched O2 supply until transferred off the
boat. I must admit this seems a bit over the top. Have you
tried this
web site ? It is interesting."
Video of the Week
Admiral Sir Mark Stanhope, First Sea Lord and Chief of the
Naval staff has discussed the year the Navy and Marines have
had, the operational changes, consequences of the SDSR and
how redundancies have affected staff. He also expresses how
the future of Navy will be positive, watch the
video. I know things are tight in the UK, but surely
he could afford a proper uniform, not a pullover with tatty
rank insignia?

SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION
AUSTRALIA
The Trade articles
The President has advised Branches that SUBFOR are giving
the Association lots of space in every issue of 'The Trade'.
He said we need articles from branches or from Members that
have an article that may be of interest to the submarine
community. WA has done well in the last issue and I know
there will be one about Blue Lees visit to Russia in the
next. It is requested that proposed articles be sent to the
CPOCISM Darren Thompson,
BLD 81 HMAS STIRLING
for action.
Tasmanian Branch
The SUBCON 2012
web site is now live and ready to take your
reservations.
We do hope you can make it down south to Hobart for SUBCON
2012 and we look forward to seeing you.
This year the theme is 'Back to Basics' and is intended to (re)place
the emphasis on the camaraderie and esprit de corps that
unites submariners all over the world. This year our motto
is the Latin 'Multum in Parvo' which translates to 'Much In
Little' and is meant to reflect both the Back To Basics
theme as well as the relative size of the small Tasmanian
branch who are the hosts for 2012.
Queensland Branch
Rob Woolrych has advised that, due to the unavailability of
the Galaxy Room at the Coorparoo RSL, Club, the 1st General
Meeting for 2012 of SAA Queensland Inc. will be held at the
Queensland Maritime Museum, at the southern end of
Southbank, Brisbane at 1100 on Sunday 5th February 2012.
Parking For those who wish to park inside the grounds of the
Maritime Museum the entrance is via Dock Street which comes
off Vulture St. The entrance is hard left off Dock Street
just past Little Dock St
Rob said "To all of you out there who
have not come to our meetings in the past or have let your
attendance lapse recently, we would like very much for you
to come and join us on the day. It does not matter
whether you are a member or not we would like you to be a
part of the organization and especially we would like some
of you young guns to come and talk with some of us “oldies”
and perhaps have a social drink with us on the day.
There are lots of old and young submariners out there so
please come and join us and hear more about the “Brisbane
Submariners Walk” for which your President has worked so
hard"

VETERANS AFFAIRs
DVA Factsheet IS30 Pension Rates,
Limits and Allowances Summary
This Factsheet provides the current rates and limits for:
• service pension;
• age pension;
• income support supplement;
• disability pension;
• war widow’s and widower’s pension; and
• all associated allowances under the Veterans’ Entitlements
Act 1986 (VEA).
Australian Service Medal with Middle
East Clasp 1980 - 86
Dick Waldie ex LSROEw wrote "Earlier
this year Defence authorised the issue of the Australian
Service Medal with Middle East clasp, to personnel who
deployed on ships to the North West Indian Ocean from 1980 -
86. I thought members of the submariner world would be
interested in this."
For those of you who went on one of the North West
Indian Ocean (NWIO) deployments during the early to mid
80's, you are probably eligible for the Australian Service
Medal with Middle East clasp. Some of these deployments
were:
-
Sep - Nov 1980 HMAS Melbourne, Otama,
Perth, Derwent
-
1981 - 1986 All three DDG's
-
1982 - 1986 HMAS Adelaide, Canberra &
possibly Sydney, Darwin
-
1980 - 1986 Probably a few of the
subs
As stated in Gazette No. S80 of 19 May 2011 the prescribed
period is from 1 Sep 80 to 31 Jul 86 and the prescribed area
is North of 10deg North and West of 75deg East, which
bascially equates to the area west of the tip of India and
includes NWIO, Arabian Sea, Gulf of Oman & Gulf of Aden. The
prescribed period is 30 days operation in this area, which
includes official visits to ports in that area which would
include Bombay & Karachi. To view further information go to
http://www.defence.gov.au/medals
then click on Campaign Medals
then click Since 1975
then click Australian Service Medal
then click Middle East
At the bottom of the list you will see "RAN ships in North
West Indian Ocean deployments" where there is a link to the
Gazette authorising the issue of this medal. You can
download an application form from the website.
Along with the application form you will need to send some
certified copies showing proof of posting for the period of
the deployment. I have copied some pages from my service
record & RTE showing postings, and a couple of pages from
the cruise book showing the route and itinerary of the
deployment. If you don't have any documents, then they will
accept some Stat Decs from yourself and someone else who was
on the deployment with you.
All men are seduced into believing they're marrying
nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho
leaves....But the maniac stays on.
Scarpa Broomfield is another with some news
"Got a nice surprise this week
compliments of DVA. I went into the local Australian Hearing
to get more batteries for my hearing aid (DVA pension from
boats) and the lady asked me how I listened to the TV, I
told her 'loud', so she showed me a ear phone set up and
told me that DVA provides them at nil cost, she said that
she would send in the request."
A week later I got a call to go in a
pick up the set. It is a German Sennheiser digital wireless
Hi-Fi stereo sound system that consists of a transmitter
tower that connects to a power point and to the audio output
on the TV, the tower also acts as a charging station for the
rechargeable batteries in the phones. There are volume
controls and balance controls on the RH earphone and they
are super light and comfortable - better than a donkshop
head set! Please let the members know that this is available
free if you hold a DVA white card for hearing loss or a gold
card. I recommend it as the sound is fabulous."
DEFENCE MATTERs
Cadets 'delighted'
if chief reinstated
Australian Defence Force Academy cadets who have been
wearing ''Bring Back Bruce'' T-shirts would be delighted if
Commodore Bruce Kafer was reinstated as their commandant
before the next intake of students at the end of the month.
Cadets, angered by the decision to stand down Commodore
Kafer from his post in the wake of the Skype scandal in
April, had responded by wearing ''BBB'' T-shirts in protest,
Australia Defence Association executive director Neil James
said. He has joined a former high- ranking military
officer in calling for the immediate publication of the
findings of the inquiry by Andrew Kirkham QC into ADFA's
handling of the Skype incident.
Both men say if, as is widely expected, Commodore Kafer is
exonerated, he should be reinstated immediately. This is
also the view of chief of Defence Force General David
Hurley. ''There is no evidence Kafer committed a
hanging offence,'' sources have said.
The Kirkham Inquiry Response, which took almost eight months
and cost more than $350,000 to complete, has been with the
Minister for Defence, Stephen Smith, since December 12.
Sources have said the Kirkham findings are ''personally
embarrassing'' to Mr Smith, who intervened directly to have
Commodore Kafer stood down.
Defence said details of the Kirkham findings could not be
made public because ''legal and policy issues'' were being
considered. ''Further exhaustive consideration may take some
time,'' a spokeswoman said. This has been greeted with
derision in some circles.
''The language of Yes Minister is alive and well,'' the
former senior army officer said. ''That would
have done credit to Sir Humphrey.'' He said it was
''remarkable'' the recommendations of a completed report
could not be made public.
The former officer said it would make eminent sense to issue
the report immediately and, if it did exonerate Commodore
Kafer, as is widely believed, he should be reinstated before
the next intake.
Mr James said it would be ''immoral and unjust'' for Mr
Smith to issue the Kirkham report in conjunction with the
findings of the five ''culture'' reviews spawned by the
Skype incident. It would be an act of political expediency
designed to bury the Kirkham findings with an ''irrelevant''
linkage. n''The Kirkham inquiry addresses natural
justice for both victims of the Skype incident - the young
woman and Commodore Kafer,'' he said.
Alliance undergoes
restoration work
Workers are nearing the final stages of building a platform
beneath the historic submarine as part of a £6.5m
restoration project. A watertight enclosure is being
created beneath the boat at Gosport’s Royal Navy Submarine
Museum. They are now filling up the space with rubble
to build the platform.
It means restoration experts will have complete access to
HMS Alliance when they start returning her to her former
glory later this year. ‘People will not only be able to go
inside the submarine but around her and underneath which is
a completely different perspective.
‘People coming here next August will see a very different
thing. They will see an absolutely great HMS Alliance once
she is fully restored, which is great because she is looking
very sad at the moment, and they will be able to see these
new views.’
The £6.5m restoration project started in October with piles
being drilled into the sea bed at Haslar Lake. The
restoration is expected to be finished in time for the
summer of 2013.
ETERNAL PATROL It is with much
regret and sorrow that I have to report the
loss of two well known and much loved
members of the submarine community last
weekend.
Ex
LSETPSM Anthony 'Afro' Phelan Anthony
'Afro' Phelan died in a work place accident in Perth
on Saturday night, the 30th December. The
accident has been reported on the news and is
subject to coronial investigation.
Tony and his wife Jenny moved over to the West from
Victoria in October this year.
Tony served on HMAS Onslow,
Ovens, Otway, Oxley and Orion (Commissioning Crew).
Jenny advises that the funeral will be held in WA
and I will advise details when known.
Tributes to Tony can be made on
Facebook
ex RSSM
Anthony Shipp (RN)
Anthony Shipp died on 31 December 2011 at Carnya
Hospice, Berry from the effects of cancer.
Anthony known to his peers as Tony volunteered for
submarines in 1955 on completion of his parts one
and two at HMS Dolphin joined later in 1955 HMS/m
Artful until 1956. In 1957 Tony served in two ‘T’
class submarines HMS/m Thule and later HMS/m
Trespasser. In 1958 Tony served in the ‘A’
class boat HMS/m Anchorite before moving back to a
’T’ class HMS/m Telemachus in 1959.
The following year, 1960, Tony joined the
commissioning crew of HMS/m Orpheus a new Oberon
class submarine. In 1961 Tony did a stint in HMS/m
Seraph until 1962 when he transferred to HMS/m
Alliance, he stayed with the boat until 1965 when he
left the submarine service.
On leaving the Royal Navy, Tony had the rating of
Radio Supervisor. He joined the SAA in October 1985.
Peter Smith, Hon SAA Historian.
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Sunday, 1st
January 2012
I checked my computer this morning, first time for a few days
and over 400 email to go through. I hate this at the best
of times, but the bad news contained in some of them were very
upsetting. Please, if you know anyone that may need a chat
to cheer them up, give them a call.
The loss of two more of our little community was a shock, there
is never a good time for death, but at this time of the year it
is that much harder to take.
The freeloaders
family left this afternoon and it is a relief to have
the place to our selves again. Not to say it wasn't great
to have them here, but I love them more when they are in Sydney.
Niggs enjoyed the company of the two female dogs and the
thirteen year old girls, but looking at the photo I just took I
think he is ready for a rest too, he has been asleep since they
left.
Cooking for eight challenged my catering and cooking
skills and I have a fridge full of leftovers to get rid of, but
I am sure that Niggs will help with that. I am not cooking
another egg this year!
The Bauple curse struck a few times over the week, I have had
more disasters than I deserve or can afford;
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Last Monday the wheel fell
off the ride on mower causing damage to axle.
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Tuesday the selector switch
on my stove started slipping and selecting between off,
grill and oven became a guessing game. None available
locally and it is due in next week. Made cooking a
challenge, I put two chooks in to roast and it grilled the
tops, but soon sorted that out.
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Wednesday the three men (???)
went out on a fishing charter, their Christmas present from
me. Not one fish was bought home!!!
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Thursday while I was out
shopping the two nephews decided to trim a few trees with
the chain saw. I warned them to disconnect the stays
that hold the extendable TV aerial up before lopping.
They didn't and the TV man had to come out and replace it.
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Friday the septic tank
started to overflow and I had to get it pumped out.
Turns out the transfer pump had seized and was not pumping
to the pits.
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Saturday the potable water
pump's bearings failed, fortunately Bunnings had a new pump
in stock.
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Sunday the tenants of one of
my properties rings to say some dickhead had thrown stones
at the house and broken two windows.........
I figure that after this week I
am due for a change in luck, time to buy a lotto.
There was not going to be a Log this Sunday,
but with the sad news to break I thought I would produce
one. I have only scratched the surface of my In
Tray and only a selection promulgated this week.
If you sent me an email and I have not answered, sorry.
Maybe next week.
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking
about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and
dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting
a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to
see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and
slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of
weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate
burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze,
cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
So, till next time....................
Around the Traps
Sandy Freeleagus wrote "Boy Bungy, you
sure know how to start off my New Year. No offence mate.
I served on Otway from 1972-1977 and for a good deal of that
time, Afro was my offsider and we worked well together. I
remember him with great fondness and affection and I must
admit, together we managed to upset our WEEO many times.
My most vivid memory of Tony was during the 1975 deployment
Up Top when we were stranded in Hawaii with a blown up
diesel. The Yanks gave us an old shunting diesel locomotive
to charge the boat, as they had no facilities (being nuckie
poohs) with enough grunt to handle the load required. When
the loco was flashed up and running (bouncing around on the
dockside on large blocks of wood) I detailed Afro to "ride
the loco and liaise with "Casey Jones" "driving" the loco.
He expressed grave concern and voiced then eloquently, but I
reassured him that all would be well, and if the worst
occurred, I would ensure he would receive a full naval
funeral - firing party and all associated pomp and ceremony.
He reluctantly entered the loco cabin, still expressing
grave doubts. I went to report to the Captain ("Horrible")
and the WEEO "Spud" that the boat was (barely) on charge
when the loco blew up with a great white flash. Afro flew
out of the loco cabin and told me in no uncertain terms what
I could do with the loco, the battery, the boat, the branch
and the navy. I sent him down to POLTO (Brian Birch) to have
a couple of tots on my slops chit.
When he and a Royal Navy sailor (just as big as him) filled
in a Yank shore patrol in a bar in Olongapo, the Yanks were
out after them with a vengeance. They tracked him down to
OTWAY and collared him. I swore on a stack of bibles, that
on the night in question, Afro was working all night with me
on a ventilation fan. He was a bit of a wild man ashore I
must admit. Brian Birch and I decided that Penang would be
the one port (the first one so far) that Afro would not get
into strife. We were sharing the same room, so we pulled the
two single beds together and made him sleep in between us
after taking him on a bar tour. He got away and Penang was
another port in which I lied through my teeth to get him off
the hook.
We worked together side by side through hazardous conditions
and procedures that would never be allowed today. We battled
through, generally with a lot of naughty words - but
together, we got the jobs done.
As a shipmate, electrician and as a
person, I respected him and loved him dearly.
I used Tony as an example when I did my Warrant Officer's
Course in CERBERUS. The psychologists asked all class
members what they did when confronted with unruly and
uncooperative sailors. Each gave answers concerning
counselling and guidance. When it came to me, I said that I
just told my Branch Kellick, Afro, that so-and-so was giving
me the what=names. Afro would take the offending person
behind the switchboard and WHACK. He would then casually
reappear to tell me that the problem was resolved. They were
all horrified. Any wonder I loved him.
I shall miss Afro. I feel as if a part of me has been taken,
but I have these great memories of him and of being with
him. I am glad he has Shorty and Rupert to go on runs ashore
with up (or down) there."
Peter
Clark is in Fremantle Hospital suffering a serious liver
problem and is bleeding internally which requires an
endoscopy examination to determine the cause. A number of
members have visited him over the last few days and POD
reports today he brightened up fairly quickly when he
discussed Submarines with him or took the pisser out of him
about being a Tiffy. His wife Julie asks that he be visited
by his friends for short periods of time as his attention
span is about 20 minutes and he is only allowed 2 visitors
at time. If you can’t visit him and want to send him a
message, please E-Mail
Julie, she
will take the E-mails in to him and read them to him and
leave them for him to read when he is able.
Fred Fisher is also having a rough time and spent Christmas
in hospital. There are a lot of our mates out there
that are travelling rough and a call from an old mate would
be a great tonic.
Three members of the Aussie Defence Force were asked what
would happen if they found a scorpion in their tent. The
responses were as follows:
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Army - I would grab my bayonet and
stab it to death.
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Navy - I would lean over and grab one
of my sandals and squash it.
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Air Force - I would get on the phone
and complain that someone has put up a fecking tent in
my hotel room.
You
can't get away from them...... Tony Vine, seen here cutting
someone's grass as usual, reports "I'm
a volunteer at the local Military Museum and today we were
doing a promotional visit to one of the local caravan parks
with two of our restored WW2 vehicles. We had a collection
of hats for the kiddies to wear and one of the ladies put a
sailors hat on her child and said to her "Your granddad wore
a hat like this when he was in submarines".
Tony continued "It turns out Granddad
is ex LSROSM Kim Allen who I commissioned Otama with in 78.
Sadly the lady (Sara told) me that Kim (Her Father in Law)
is currently battling Prostrate Cancer. I met Kim's son
whose name I can't remember, Kim now lives in Queensland.
I remember Kim well for the fantastic cartoons and
caricatures he used to draw, some of which raised the ire of
Frank Wolfe, which was good as it diverted his attention
from me, his less than favourite Tiffie.
Tony is currently in Warrell Creek waiting for his
Daughter in Law to produce Tony and Cathie's first
Grandchild (was due 27 Dec). He said
"As soon as bub is born we will be off to Canberra to count
fingers and toes."
Queenslanders
be Thorwarned! Two new cyclones have been named for this
season, Thor Lund and Terry Rowell. Thor wrote
"Firstly, TJ (Terry Rowell) and I
would love to drop in and see you and any Qld members on our
road trip north to Townsville to see Dan and Sheena Obrien
and Rip Mahoney in Mackay. Both Dan and Rip are not at all
well. We leave Sydney on or around the 10th of Feb and
should be on the road for about 10 days arriving back in
Sydney around the 25th. Anyone who would like to catch up
with us for a beer or 3 can
drop me an email
and I'll liaise with them on our itinerary."
Thor also wrote "Following an article
I wrote for the Afloat Magazine recently I had a call out of
the blue from a guy who was in cubs with me (would you
believe it). Turns out he was heavily involved with RANTE
and Naval Armaments supply. He has put together a web site
on the topic and there are some interesting bits and pieces
that some of the members might find interesting to browse.
Also Im sure he would appreciate any tidbits of info or
photographs that anyone may have of those heady days when
ammunitioning at the buoy was the done thing etc. His name
is Robert Curran and you can contact him through his
website".
Brett Hinton writes "Well we are at
Peterborough on the Great Ocean Road slowly winding our way
to Melbourne, Cooma, Canberra and then home. It has been a
good trip with lots of things to see. Some places are dumps,
others sparkle; just like humans. The bush towns in outback
NSW and Qld are on Life Support; mainly dole and pension
cheques. Places like Wilcannia, Bourke have an absolute look
of decay about them with m ost
shops “boarded” up with corrugated iron. People living 6 to
8 (including kids) to a caravan with no power also happens.
The dogs have behaved although Bruno the youngest one nicked
off into a forest for an hour. He likes chasing kangaroos,
the ones over 5 foot high provide the most fun. We have met
all sorts of interesting people of all ages, colours and
sexes (just when Richelle thought there was only 2) . Met an
SAS Timor vet who tried to shoot his new Lieutenant and was
subsequently discharged. He still regrets not pulling the
trigger. Met another old bloke who claimed to be a WWII vet
but turns out it was all in his head."
OK,
it is time to ask some those of you that send on EVERY email
you receive to think about it. I appreciate getting
interesting and meaningful email that someone has sent you,
but WHY must you send EVERY email? Before sending to
every Tom, Dick and Harry ask yourself the question before
sending on: "Did I find this interesting, funny or
informative and would others be interested in it?"
Think first, send second!

SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION
AUSTRALIA
Tasmanian Branch
The SUBCON 2012
web site is now live and ready to take your
reservations.
SUBCON is the annual reunion and Annual General Meeting of
the Submarines Association Australia and traditionally
rotates around the country. It is held over the eastern
states' Queen's Birthday Long Weekend in June and in 2012 it
will be hosted in Tasmania.
The programme of events covers four days from Friday, the
8th to Monday the 11th of June and includes the traditional
Reunion Dinner on the Saturday night following the AGM in
the afternoon.
This year the theme is 'Back to Basics' and is intended to (re)place
the emphasis on the camaraderie and esprit de corps that
unites submariners all over the world. This year our motto
is the Latin 'Multum in Parvo' which translates to 'Much In
Little' and is meant to reflect both the Back To Basics
theme as well as the relative size of the small Tasmanian
branch who are the hosts for 2012.
We do hope you can make it down south to Hobart for SUBCON
2012 and we look forward to seeing you.
Queensland Branch
Over the past 6 months the SAA Qld President don Currell has
been working discreetly on a project which will have an
impact on the Brisbane community. Don has been liaising with
Mike and Wanda Davis, life members of the Australian
American Association and together they have been talking
with the Brisbane City Council (BCC) to have a small area of
the Brisbane River bank named “SUBMARINERS WALK”. Don
has been the prime “mover and shaker”
During WW2 submarines were based at New Farm on the Brisbane
River and in fact one of our members, Ken Briggs was in one
of the midget submarines based there. Ken was intimately
involved with the raid on Saigon Harbour when “HE” cut the
main telephone cables on the bottom of the harbour. Also
some 64 USN Submarines used New Farm to do battle in the
Pacific. Five of the New Farm based were lost with all hands
which constituted 22% of the submariners based in Brisbane.
A 300 metre section of the bank of the Brisbane River in
front of the “Old Wool Shed” at New Farm and in the vicinity
of the old HMAS MORETON is going to be named “Submariners
Walk” and will honour these WW2 submarines plus will also
honour AE1 and AE2 both of whom were lost during WW1.
The BCC will also be assisting and have agreed to maintain
the project in perpetuity.
On Saturday at our associations annual Christmas gathering,
President Don (Duck Run) was able to announce that he had
got approval from the BCC for the project to go ahead. At
the SAA Qld Committee Meeting held prior to the gathering
your Committee voted unanimously to put $5000 towards the
project. That idea was floated to those members present at
the “Picnic” and they were totally supportive. We will also
be seeking monies from DVA and Government for the project.
The Committee will propose at the next General Meeting, that
you endorse firstly the project and secondly the proposal to
put $5000 aside for our input into the project.
We have already asked the SAA to support us $$ for $$ and
“civvy” firms in the Brisbane area have already pledged
their support.
This is a project going through its “period of gestation”;
it is an unfolding concept in its design phase. I reiterate
that the idea has been approved by the BCC and the prime
land on the Brisbane riverfront in New Farm already
“earmarked”. We ask for your support to bring the project to
fruition.
Graeme Caesar
Secretary, SAA Queensland Inc.
Email: secretary@saaqld.org
Phone: 0418 449 528
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