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January Birthdays
1st: Chris Read, John Raper and Les Handicott
2nd: John Rana, Mal Fisher, Steve Luke, Mark Webb and Mick Allinson
3rd: Michael Lamb
4th: Bill Sim, Maurice Borg, Peter Anscomb, Ted Creswell and Cole Klease
5th: Darren Watson
7th: John Cornish and Frank Hicks
8th: Bob O'Grady, Gary Hamer, Greg Mapson and Daniel Marsh
9th: Mathew Hallcroft
10th: Bob Appleton  and Steve Nihill
11th: Karl Overing, Richard Hill and Peter Johnson
12th: Bronco McGinn
13th: Joe Hackenberg
14th: Terry Baker, Glenn Downes, Max Walker and Garry Coombe
15th: Dennis Buck
16th: Ian Taber, Kerry Bolton, Graham Gilbert, Anastass Koutsoukis and Jonathan Dawson
17th: Darryl Madden
18th: Derek Lilliman
19th: Peter Zanki and Geoff Harvey
20th: Anita Lawton
21st: Phillip Hosking, Ross Tanimu, Naomi Stone, Brett Hinton and Andrew Grey
22nd: Rod Gould and John Winn
23rd: Peter Smith and Jon Farrar
24th: David Beauchamp
25th: Ray Higgs, Peter Reid and David Onslow
26th: Australia, the Chief Stoker, Michael Stanley, Michael Healey and Christopher Hunt
27th: Grant Kelly
29th: Glenn Keesing and Garry Livingston
30th: Robert Marsland, Garth Schmidt, Peter McClay and Keith Ferguson
Capricorn
December 21st - January 20th

You are a conservative and scared of taking risks.  There are few Capricornia's worth talking to, they are boring and  self centered.  Have very few friends, even they think you are a wanker!

Aquarius
Jan 21st - Feb 19th
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.  Unlike all the other losers out there, you are without fault.  You are the closest that our Creator ever got to perfection, especially those that he thought were in his likeness, HE called them Chief stokers.  All Aquarians are capable of walking on water! You should feel honoured if considered a friend of an Aquarian.

Why isn't my Birthday here? I hear this often, the answer is simple, I either don't like you or I rely on Plaxo to help me manage the almost 1300 people in Up Periscope's mailing list and you are not using it.  So if you want to be listed, fill in your details on Plaxo next time I send an update request.

Birthday Calculator.   After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born.

Sunday, 29th January 2012

I am home again after the Macquarie Wetlands became just that, very wet lands!  Thunder lightning and rain, and reports that more was on its way reminded me that the area was prone to flooding and I did not want to get stranded.  Weather reports for the coast were also a bit of an incentive to leave, a good chance of road closures preventing my return.  As it was I had to turn back just 15 km from home and find an alternative route. 

I was disappointed at the number of awards presented to the submarine community, only one serving submariner.  I hope that the continuing lack of awards is not due to the lack of nominations - the Squadron is good at hiding it's talents and achievements.  I was pleased to see that Dr Geoff Goodwin was recognised, I worked with him at ASC in the early days and he is a real gentleman, one of the better imports from the UK. 

In my mail on return from my trip I had a letter from Jock Hutchinson, it contained a note saying "Please find enclosed cheque for $1,050.  Actually there are two parts to the cheque, $1,000 plus $50.  I have been putting away a $1 a week since you made a request last year to help out the SAA Welfare Fund."  The money has been sent to the Welfare Fund.  This is a wonderful donation and proves the old tale about Jock's being tight is false (Jock Donnelly is one exception).  Well done mate.

My Birthday was quiet, but the number of email, phone calls, cards and facebook entries really surprised me.  Anyone would think I was leaving money in my will to all of them.  Thanks everyone, your thoughts (and in some cases, rude remarks) were really appreciated.  names that I have not seen for years popped out of the ether and it will take a while for me to catch up.

I am heading North soon on road trip and as I intend staying in motels I wrote a letter to a small motel in a town I planned to visit on the trip. I wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog Niggs with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

"I've been operating this motel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, Niggs is welcome at my motel. And, if Niggs will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

So, till next time....................
 
 
CONGRATULATIONS
 
The submarine community congratulate the following on the awards in the 2012 Australia Day Honours List.
 
LCDR Michael Leslie Jacobson RAN - Conspicuous Service Medal (CSM)
For meritorious devotion to duty as the Executive Officer of Submarine Crew Two in HMAS Collins.
 
Lieutenant Commander Jacobson’s contribution to the generation and promotion of the Submarine Force has been outstanding. His enthusiasm and willingness to promote submarines and influence potential recruits to choose a submarine career have directly and positively contributed to the maintenance of the strategic capability afforded by the submarine fleet. His professionalism and unwavering commitment as Executive Officer of HMAS Collins represent the finest traditions of the Royal Australian Navy and the Australian Defence Force.

Dr Geoffrey Goodwin - Member (AM) in the General Division of the Order of Australia
For service to engineering through contributions to the ships and submarines of the Royal Australian Navy.
 
Specialist in propulsion and safety systems with the Defence Science and Technology Organisation; integral to solving diesel engine defects across the Royal Australian Naval fleet, particularly in the Collins Class submarine.
 
Assisted the HMAS Westralia Board of Inquiry following the fatal fire on board that vessel in 1998, providing expert interpretation of technical reports and identifying engine problems after the refit of HMAS Westralia.
 
Instrumental in providing solutions to propulsion system defects on the Mine Hunter coastal vessels, amphibious landing craft and ANZAC ships.
 
 
Around the Traps

Pat Heffernan has been visiting Brisbane for a few days, to visit family in Bracken Ridge. He wrote "Also living there is Keith Bradbury and his wife Nola. Keith's father, Charlie, was a WWII submariner (a tiffy). Charlie was a former member of the Victorian Branch. He passed away some years ago. Keith and Nola drove us to the Cooparoo RSL where we had a great lunch (bangers & mash!). We also took the opportunity to visit the lower clubroom, which is the meeting room for the Queensland Submarines Association. Keith Bradbury had never seen the clubroom until then. We were very impressed with the memorabilia displayed in the room. Don Currell and his crew have put in a lot of effort in setting up the room for their monthly meetings. We hope that the clubroom will go from strength to strength."

Michael Salkeld writes "I am seeking some direction or advice on my participation in this year’s Anzac Day march in Sydney. My grandfather was a member of the Royal Navy submarine E15 which was disabled in the Dardanelles on 17 April 1915. He was captured and was held by the Turks as a prison of war for the remainder of WW1. He attempted to escape, but was recaptured and received many canings. He later emigrated to Australia and served in WW11 in the Merchant Navy. Until his death many years ago he never missed an Anzac Day march. I was intending to march on the 100th anniversary in 2015, but at age 72 I think it best to march, while fit and well, with his medals this year. I am a former RAAF officer who retired in 1978 without having served overseas (except for a posting to the United States).  I expect that I could march with the descendants, but I know my pop would once again like his medals to march with submariners."  This was passed to the NSW Branch for action, I am sure that Michael will be welcomed.

Sandy Freeleagus writes "Saw in last week's Log the photo of HMS Ocelot. It brought back many memories. That was the first boat I went to sea on for my 24 hour assimilation ride. It was also my first submarine heart attack, when (in black lighting - of course) the Polto (with whom I was doubled up) put me behind the OMC. Suddenly the planes went to hard dive . I looked around and could see no one (bloody Polto was chatting to the CEP) so I tried to 'save the boat' by pulling back on the joystick. Nothing - they were stuck at hard dive. By the time Polto ambled back to check on me, I had both feet on the panel heaving back with all my might on the yoke. He them casually asked me what the hell I was doing as the planes were in auto...."

Sandy continued "Afterwards in the mess, the senior sailors were 'having a go at the Dink' and mentioned that being a Dink, I probably wouldn't even know what an ocelot was. I told that that I certainly did and that this boat was named after Sir Ocelot, who used to bonk Guinevere when Arthur was out in the back blocks of Camelot, knighting around. They didn't say a word, but just gave me a tot. They reckoned that story was worth it."

Clinton Roberts writes "I just received an email from a US Sub Veteran asking about the celebrations for the Australian 100 years of Submarines. He and his wife wants to come to the celebration. Where can the information be found?"  With 2014 getting closer I have asked the WA Branch of the SAA for a heads up on what they are looking at, they are holding SUBCON 2014 and are coordinating the anniversary.  I will keep you informed, start saving now as it should be a memorable occasion.

And Canada is having a submarine centenary of their own. They're commencing to ramp-up for Canadian Submarine Centenary 2014, and to assist their planning have asked for dates for the 2014 Australian Submarine Centenary?

Pat Heffernan writes "I must confess that, for the first time, I looked up "Our history" on the Association's website. I wonder who it was who gave you the information regarding the formation of the Victorian Branch? I was surprised to find that my name has been omitted from the list of founding members.

I am attaching two photos: one taken during the Melbourne Anzac Day march in 1987, and the other taken after the march.

The group photo was taken after the first march (unofficially) by submariners in the Melbourne Anzac Day parade in 1987. Except for the two in front wearing WWII medals (they were from the Melbourne Naval Centre), the remainder of us marched about six paces behind the Melbourne Naval Association: from left to right - a serving submariner (at the time), Alby Farrawell, Butch Urquhart, myself, Lofty ? (from NSW) and Jim Joyce.

The photo of us marching includes a WWII submariner from Scotland who was visiting family and was standing in the crowd, at Flinders Street Station, watching the parade. We noticed that he was wearing dolphins, so we pulled him out of the crowd to join us!

Having checked my 1987 diary, I attended the inaugural meeting of the formation of the Branch at the former HMAS Lonsdale, arriving at 13.20pm in time for the meeting. I would very much appreciate it if the history of the Victorian Branch could be amended to include my name, to set the record straight. I wrote a media release, years ago, outlining how the Victorian Branch started. I also add, I was given considerable assistance in forming the Victorian Branch by the late Gordon Selby, a great friend." 
History amended as requested, even Chief Stokers can make mistakes.

Never forget this, a Chief can become an Officer, but an Officer can never become a Chief. Chiefs have their standards!


Do you have trouble trying to understand the world's debt problems? Perhaps the cleverest and simplest description of the debt problems facing both the US and many European counties. This is hy the U.S. was downgraded:

  • U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000

  • Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000

  • New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000

  • National debt: $14,271,000,000,000

  • Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000

Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

  • Annual family income: $21,700

  • Money the family spent: $38,200

  • New debt on the credit card: $16,500

  • Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710

  • Total budget cuts: $385

Got It ?????

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational ....  the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! And before you know it, these two will merge, and the whole place will be full of bloody wankers.


This week's favourite links.....
For a melancholy moment follow the link, a walkthrough two O Boats at the scrapyard.  Sad!

Cameron Martin discovered a long lost video that he put together for the Submarines 90th Anniversary dinner and has uploaded it to youtube. It's a combination of early Collins footage and O boat footage from the 80s.

Mrs Brown and the Condom - Mrs Brown's Boys - Series 2 Episode 1 - BBC One.  This is hilarious, you MUST watch it.

You must see this video. It is taken from a British series where a fellow named Gareth Malone takes a group of people and turns them into a choir. This time he's taken a group of military wives whose husbands are all away in Afghanistan and turned them into a choir. Gareth looks about 16 yrs old but is actually in his mid-30s and a Choir master for the London Symphony Orchestra, among other things. They wrote a song based on excerpts from letters written by the couples while apart and this is the beautiful result. (I am a keen follower of Gareth, he is an inspiration; full of youthful optimism and enthusiasm, there is a chance after all.)

Latest offering from Derbyshire Submariners. Please click on link for this month's issue of Derbyshire Deeps.

Memories.....
I came across a very old email from Garry Coombe containing some of his memories of old.......

The Fighting Cocks public house on Clayhall Road at Alverstoke was a favoured watering hole for many an Australian prospective submariner posted to HMS Dolphin.

With a small public bar, a cosy snug and the personal attendance of Jack and Thelma, the elderly couple who ran the place, it was a haven for the few hours away from base. Behind the bar was a very large (approximately six feet) model of a T-class submarine, and I often wonder what happened to it. We would play darts in the snug, snack on the week old sandwiches and enjoy a pint of the best bitter on a cold Friday evening and then wander back to Dolphin, a good thirty minutes walk.

One evening Neville McLean and I entered the bar and were greeted by an always good humoured Thelma. She pulled us both a pint and we engaged in a bit of idle chatter.

“Where’s Jack?” asked Neville.
“Oh, he’s upstairs watching the radio” replied the old girl.
“Watching the radio?” chuckled Neville, and Thelma gave us an embarrassed look.
“Dear me,” she said “I meant watching the telephone!”

We could not stop laughing for quite some time. Jack and Thelma must have passed on by now and one of my workmates, who recently visited the UK, told me that the Fighting Cocks was now a bit of a yuppy watering hole. How times change.

Missing in action......
Is your name on the list below?  If so, you have not updated your email address and mail from me is bouncing.  If you want to go back on the mailing list ,or, if you want off the list, let me know accordingly so I can change your details.  You may find that you have me blacklisted and have to nominate my address as 'safe'.  If you know the email address of any of these, please send them an email and ask them to contact me.

Peter Anscombe
Ian Beadle
Col Bartlett
Carl Breden
Mal Bobridge
Cian Connor
 
Gavin Dwyer
Michael Deegan
Graham Fisk
Peter Gridley
Jim Joyce
John Kirby
 
Ben Lawson
Rob McClay
Russell Maynard
Pedro Pedersen
Frank Powell
John Yates
 

Ian Mansfield
Marc Sweeney
Terry Gannon
Konrad Streher
 

SUBMARINE ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA

Nothing to report.  Nothing in = Nothing out!

Come on Niggs, dinner time!!!

Be Proud to be an Australian

Australia Day 2012


Eternal Patrol - ex LSUCSM David 'Wilkie' Wilkinson

It is with much regret that I report the death of ex LSUCSM David Wilkinson (Wilkie). He was a UC and plank owner of HMAS Orion and served on HMAS Ovens. He served in the RAN from 1971 - 1981.

Wilkie passed away at 1930 on 18 January 2012 at his home in Elizabeth Downs South Australia. He was 56 years old.  He had Stage 4 Lymphoma.

Have no funeral details but will pass them on when known. He was not a member of SAA.


Warren Goodall sent a humorous dit from their time in Hong Kong in October 1979. "It was my 22nd birthday and I was pissed enough to finally go and get a tattoo. Wilkie was (fortunately for me) even more pissed and my tattoo (already paid for with my hard earned RO dollars) ended up on his arse instead of mine. The sound of his yells sobered me up enough to see common sense and bail out of the etching. I guess my tat is now getting to the pearly gates before me. RIP mate."

Elwyn Brookes wrote "Sorry to hear about Wilkie you never know, he told me a story he was in the commissioning crew of Orion and the boat was transiting the Bay of Biscay (they had to cross on the surface, NATO law) and it was rough Wilkie and the XO were OOW and lookout they thrown off the bridge there they were hanging off the fin attached to there safety lines the OOW used him as a step to get back on the bridge he was not impressed.

Ray Kemp said "I served with Dave on Orion and also worked at ASC with him. Unfortunately I lost contact with him after he left ASC. I remember Dave and Smudge Smith the Leading Steward in Magalla Spain enjoying themselves at a smorgasbord. Dave and Smudge having had an Ale or two, maybe a few more rolled up to the smorgasbord, one of them fell over knocking a whole table of food over. The bouncers grabbed Dave and he flicked them off him sending one though another table of food and the other though a window. The two had a room for the night and we all chipped in to pay for the damage. At ASC it was always great to have a chat to Dave, he always had the greatest grin on his face. RIP Dave."

David Bryant wrote "I am saddened to hear of Wilkie's death.  He was one of my "Sound Lounge" team in HMAS Orion when we commissioned out of Greenock in Scotland.  Wilkie also worked at the Australian Submarine Corporation as a SUBSAFE Watchkeeper when I was the KOCKUMS Test and Trials Coordinator for the Collins Class boats.  My sympathy goes out to Dave's Family."

You can read more tributes, or add yours on the SAA Facebook page.
 

Sunday, 22nd January 2012

Another short one today, I am still camping in Macquarie Wetlands and decided to stay a bit longer.  Went into Dubbo for supplies and to look around, was glad to get out of there.  I think I have found the saddest small town in Australia, Gulgargabone.  Everything is shut down and it looks sad.  Is there any hope for rural Australia?

I have used my 4MB allowance and the connection has slowed the download so much that it is painful.  I also ran out of petrol for the generator and ended up with no power to supply the computer.  At least I had my wind up radio to keep me entertained.

Have made friends with a couple of bird families and they have been sharing the victuals and we have a goanna that finishes off Niggs' tucker, but doesn't seem to mind.  I discovered that Niggs shares my taste for yabbies, he eats the heads, I get the bodies.  I do miss my bed though.

Had a family pitch their tent next to mine for two days, the kids were good company for Niggs (once they overcome their fear of him) but the adults were boring - non drinkers!!!!.

Been strange weather, red hot and windless one minute, thunder lightning and rain the next.  It has made things a bit uncomfortable, especially in the tent at night (shut to keep the crawlies out) but I am still enjoying it. 

I will probably head back next Thursday, I am sure I have something on soon, can;t rember what though.  Who cares anyway, there is always another day (I hope).

You will notice in the list below that I have quite a few emails that are not getting to some that have changed address and not informed me.  If you recognise anyone on the list please ask them to send me their new one.

So, till next time....................
 
 
Around the Traps

The latest news on Eric Armstrong is not good. Wife Lola reports "Just the worst news ever for Eric – he has cancer in liver, lungs and kidneys and has agreed not to have any further treatment just let nature take it’s course. He has been through so much over the last 3 years or so – I guess it’s just a matter of waiting now and hope we get plenty of support from the palliative care people."  Our prayers are with you both.

I thought that Rod '2 Combs' Baker must have gone deep as I had not heard from him since his moving from South Australia.  I was right, but he has resurfaced and reports "Sorry for not keeping in touch. We have been retired at Lake Munmorah for just over 18 months now, and enjoying it immensely. Lyn's sister Dianne and husband Max Merritt are here also.  My health has it ups and downs. I was on chemotherapy again for 6 months - a hell of a way to loose weight - dropped to 70 kilos. However with the help of Tooheys and peanuts I am back to normal? Here is a photo taken at my 60th birthday - I started chemotherapy shortly afterwards. The paper hat disguises the receding hairline!" Well Rod, looking at the hairline I think it is time I dropped the nickname 2 Combs. Maybe 'polishing cloth' may be more appropriate?  Keep smiling mate, it has been a long battle and we are thinking of you.

Rod continued "Very sad to hear about Afro, he was my first watch-keeping 'oppo' on Otway. Also Dave Wilkinson was once an ASC employee and was one of the original SUBWATCH personnel - he had a heart of gold. 

 Thor Lund sent this photo which shows one one of keeping casing sentry awake, although I think I would prefer to have the nap, it helped sleep off the session at the mess. 

The current plight of the Costa Concordia recalls a comment made by Churchill.  After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.   There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship said Churchill.  First their cuisine is unsurpassed. Second their service is superb. And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first.

Graham Smith rang a local hobby shop yesterday and asked if they had any plastic kits of Italian cruise ships. When the man on the phone said he only had one left, Graham asked him to put it on the side for him.

LCDR Pat Beresford asks "My Cadet corps in Canada was named after HMS Amphion and they only one have one photograph of it. Can anyone provide any photos of the Amphion so I could send on to the corps?"

79-year-old Phil Warren from the UK spent 62 years to build an incredible fleet of 432 ships. All vessels are built entirely of matchsticks and boxes of wooden matches. The collection includes nearly 370 American and 60 British ships. Although now 79 years of age, he began creating his first boat in 1948, when he was only 17. He uses a razor blade, tweezers and sandpaper to carve the pieces and boxes, then assembles them with balsa wood glue. In total more than 650,000 matchsticks are used to create an amazing collection of 1:300 scale models.  Now I suspect that he may have been a greenie, they were good at wasting time too!t


SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA
 
The Trade

As we finish off 2011, no doubt there have been numerous newsworthy activities - changes of the guard, notable departures, EOY activities (at all levels), and general reflection off the years activities.

As such, I am seeking relevant articles for the next edition of The Trade, deadline Monday 05 March 2012 .   Additional suggestions include:

  • Specific projects being worked upon;

  • Recent highlights or achievements, (both group and personal) ;

  • Communication of any key messages or requirements you or your area may have, and

  • Anything you feel appropriate for Your magazine.

Articles should be approximately 1000 words in length, acronym free and be accompanied by as many hi-res (at least 1MB) photographs as possible.

By the way, The Trade is available electronically if you want to check out previous issues.

http://intranet.defence.gov.au/navyweb/sites/SUBFOR/comweb.asp?page=54455&Title=The%20Trade

Copies are also sent to serving members home address - so please ensure your contact details are correct in PMKeys.

Please don't hesitate to disseminate this email to the wider submarine community - the more articles we get the better your magazine will be.

Many thanks,


ANDREW BUJDEGAN
Corporate Communications Officer
SUBFOR HQ
B80 Point Peron Road
Garden Island WA 6958

Email: andrew.bujdegan@defence.gov.au
 

Submariners’ Day to celebrate HMS Ocelot' 50th
A special Submariners’ Day, Ocelot 50, will be held at The Historic Dockyard Chatham on Saturday 12th May 2012 to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the launch of HM Submarine Ocelot , the last warship built for the Royal Navy at Chatham, marking the end of over 400 years of shipbuilding in the Royal Dockyard.

All submariners (past and present) and ex-Chatham dockyard workers (up to the closure in 1984) are invited to enjoy free admission to The Historic Dockyard for the day with special discounted tickets available for accompanying family and friends.

There will be a Service in the Royal Dockyard Church to celebrate and commemorate the last warship built for the Royal Navy at Chatham and those who served in her and the wider submarine service.

This will be followed by a parade led by the Band of Her Majesty’s Royal Marines CTCRM, Lympstone with the salute being taken at the head of HMS Ocelot , now in dry dock at The Historic Dockyard. All submariners are welcome to participate in the parade. There will be an OCELOT contingent and Submariner Association Standards to take the lead behind the band.

After the parade a new submarine exhibition will be opened on the dockside adjacent to HMS Ocelot .

In the early evening there will be a separately ticketed Beat Retreat and Ceremonial Sunset featuring the Band of HM Royal Marines together with other bands. Association Standards are invited to take part in the final muster parade.

Further details will be posted on www.thedockyard.co.uk/ocelot50 in due course.


49th International Congress of Submariners
The All-Ukrainian Association of Ex-Submariners invites colleagues and their friends to take part in September 2012 in the 49th International Congress of Submariners.  Congress will take place in the Ukrainian capital, the beautiful city Kyiv.  You may participate in our traditional Congress, as well as get acquainted with the long history of Ukraine and Kyiv, the capital of the Kyiv Rus State and the present-day Ukrainian capital on the on the Dnieper riversides.

Chairman of Association
Alexander Kuzmin


Mobile Phone Numbers Go Public
All mobile phone numbers are being made available to Telemarketing companies and you may start to receive sale calls.

To overcome this problem I recommend that you register on the Do Not Call register, a very simple process. Once your numbers are listed on the register, telemarketers and fax marketers must not contact you.

The Do Not Call Register is managed by the Australian Communications and Media Authority on behalf of the Australian Government. Some groups can still contact you after you register. These include charities, research companies, political parties and educational institutions.

Register now, it only takes a minute to register up to 5 phones (mobile, fax or landlines) and lasts 5 years.

Come on Niggs, the storm is nearly here, time to get waterproof!!!

We are now on Facebook If you can't beat them, join them!

Sunday, 15th January 2012

Very short one today, I am camping in Macquarie Wetlands and the cloud cover has slowed the download on wireless so much that it is painful.  heavy cloud cover for last three days and a big storm yesterday, nearly blew the tent away.  I am here for a week or so, loving it!

As the acting Chair of Bauple Progress Association I have been doing the rounds of residents to see what they think we should be doing.  I went into one home and came across a very old and haggard looking woman sitting on her front step smoking a cigarette. I walked up to her and using my charm said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke twenty cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all."
He reply came as a surprise and I asked "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied.  Bauple does that to you.................

So, till next time....................
 
 
Around the Traps

Shane Pike reports good news "I'm home now and the pathology results from the biopsied bits and pieces have come back all clear. The only cancer cells were in the swollen lymph node that had already been biopsied. Can't get much better results than that!!  Just have to recover from the surgery and possibly have some radiation treatment but I will find that out today when I see the specialist."

You may have noticed that Bob Appleton OAM celebrates his Birthday this month, and he has reached the grand old age of 90! I hear that he received a big rap in the local press, including him being a survivor of the sinking of 'Tempest' among other thing in his life.  Bob said "The best thing I ever did was to migrate to this sunburned land. A magic life from that point on!" Congratulations mate, let's hope we say say it again in 10 years.

Who said you cant teach old dogs new tricks?  Graeme Draper is discovering Skype. He said "Well Hello There.. Science has smacked the Fossil - well a little bit. I know nothing about Skype and my learning curve is slower than a dormant snail and as fast as a politicians promise. We will master this thing however and you may be able to help. WHAT DO YOU DO TO ????"  I find Skype to be very easy to use (unlike Facebook) but then I am MUCH younger than Drapes and being a stoker not a greenie, much smarter than he!

Ray McMinn has joined the ranks of retired submariners after many years service with the Department of Education and Training.  Welcome aboard mate, zimmer frame can be collected from the National secretary. 

Alan Mooney is also retiring (this Friday 13th) after over 25 years with NSW Health, leaving Auburn Hospital, where Dave Luck worked a few years ago.  He said "I started on Friday 13th January 1967 at HMAS Nirimba for 20 years service.  That is exactly 45 years of “work”. What will I do next?"

You have both now reached the end of the third stage of life, let us hope that the 4th stage is a long way off......

Blew Beresford-manning (ex pusser's cook) asked "I am looking for an old mate from my pusser's days,  Mick Birrell, a stoker, last heard of in Camden area. I would like to get in contact."   Fortunately I have Mick's contact as he is a SAA member and after gaining Mick's OK they are now in contact after many years.  This was only possible because Mick keeps his contact details current.  HAVE YOU?

Fred Lawrence wrote "I had arranged an lunch for the 51 st anniversary for old JRs of the Jan 61(2nd Intake) and was lucky enough to have Roger Faramus over here at the time. Attached is a photo of Ray, Roger, Myself and Jim Green - taken at Ray Lawrence's restaurant today."

The issue of the shape of doors in O Boats has really tested our memories.... Chris Gunn wrote "I was a mid in Oxley just before she paid off in 1971 – I’m sure all doors were circular. Part II Training Cruise was in Onslaught, an S22 update boat – all doors were circular."

A 40-year-old pleaded guilty in the Perth Magistrates Court to covertly filming more than 40 women while they were showering in backpacker hostels across Perth over a 12 month period.  The court heard the man would hide in neighbouring cubicles before filming his victims.  He pleaded guilty to 40 charges relating to the illegal use of a camera.  He was caught in November but released on bail while he sought legal advice. Detectives arrested him after he was caught at a hostel in Perth's western suburbs filming more women. His defence lawyer claims he was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder after serving 12 years in the Australian Navy as a submariner.

An old Tiffie walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.  The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

Checkout this web link. It seems the US Navy is NOT afraid to punish (FIRE their Commanding Officers through to Junior/Senior Sailor level... Plus female Officers and Senior Sailor Master Chiefs got the axe as well - those yanks sure don't muck around when they want to get rid of dead wood !!!!

SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA
 
The WA Branch farewells Afro Phelan
The Funeral Service for the late Tony 'Afro' Phelan was held at the Catholic Church in Mandurah where his mates sadly farewelled him. There was a large gathering of family, Ex submariners, friends and his work mates from John Holland. His sons and granddaughter spoke about Afro in their eulogies. Roy Collins gave a personal account and gave us a few laughs about his and Tony’s family’s friendship and visits. Sid Czabotar spoke on behalf of the Submarine Association and gave a brief on his time in the Submarine squadron as well the reading out the many comments made about Tony from our web page and Facebook. The Branch displayed the Submarines Association of Australia (WA Branch) Banner during the service inside the church.

Submariners who attended the funeral included Tony Critchley, Ricky Roberts and his wife Gail, Paul Meakin, Chris Lewis, John Rana, Sid Czabotar, Ted Curr, Darren Thompson, John “Buster “ Keating, Vic Borg and Mick Pullinger. Roy Collins and Ray Kemp flew over from SA for the funeral. Ray was Roy’s carer for the trip to the West and it was really great seeing them both over here but also the way that Ray looked after Roy during their stay.

On completion of the Funeral service the Family held a private burial service. A few of the members and his work mates went to the local on the foreshore for a few beers and drinks.

Sid Czabotar, WA Branch President

Vic Borg reported that it was a moving experience for himself and around 150 relatives and friends. "Roy Collins came from SA and gave a magnificent oration to his life long friend and  Sid Czator spoke of his time and friendship with Tony and family.  Mike Pullinger who, although vision impaired, came by bus and train to Mandurah unassisted, this is testament to the bond and lasting friendship of submariners."


DEFENCE NEWS

Explorers find wreckage of British submarine HMS Olympus
A team of explorers has discovered the wreck of a British submarine that sunk off the Maltese coast during the Second World War.  HMS Olympus struck a mine in the early hours of 8 May, 1942 shortly after she left Malta Harbour under the cover of darkness.
Nearly 90 men perished in what was one of the worst naval disasters of the war. Only nine of the vessel's 98 crew members survived after swimming seven miles back to shore in cold water.

A sonar image of the wreck of HMS Olympus, which lies seven miles off the coast of Malta. The submarine's exact location had been a mystery for 70 years  The exact spot where the 283ft-long submarine sank in the Mediterranean Sea remained a mystery for 70 years.  But now a marine archaeology survey team has confirmed that they last year discovered the Olympus' resting place using side-scan sonar to survey the seabed.

Olympus is in the best condition of any wreck found by the Aurora Trust with almost no underwater growth on it.  The footage confirmed that Olympus' propeller remains intact and her hatch open. The hole caused by the mine is located on bottom of the submarine.  Also visible are canons, radio antennas and machine guns.
Come on Niggs, dinner time!!!

Sunday, 8th January 2012

What is going on in WA, three members (that I know about) hospitalised at the moment?  Shane Pike has joined Peter Clark and and Peter Russell on my list.  Of course there are many more throughout Oz that I don't know about and I want you to know our thoughts are with you all.  If you know of anyone that may need a call, do it today, it helps to know that someone is there for you.

Niggs and I are enjoying the peace and quiet of being alone again, all visitors have left and I have finished the housework, all beds and towels refreshed ready for the next set of visitors.  I must have travelled far enough down the road to recovery for my self confidence to kick in.  I am feeling really good most of the time, but still feeling a lot of pain in the back, although it has not stopped me and Niggs from resuming our morning walks after a 18 month break. Although I eat healthy I am trying harder to eat less.  With luck I should have m boyish figure back by time I go to SUBCON.

One item of the post visit cleanup became a bigger challenge than I anticipated.  I got a new door seal and selector switch for my wall oven which caught fire when I shut the oven door while grilling Nigg's chicken.  Before installing the new seal I decided it was time for the oven to have a really good huck out and made the mistake of referring to the manual.  A word of warning, don't do it!  I ended up fully stripping every item; door, fan, and about 10 'wire things'.  Taking it apart was easier than putting it back together.  However, after three hours I had the cleanest oven in Bauple.  I wish I had read the directions on the can of oven cleaner too, especially the warning about rubber gloves. The caustic contents have stripped the skin off my hands and the fingers are very sore.

Older houses require a lot of tender loving care and my project this week was to replace the five steps off the kitchen verandah.  Not a total success, I should have learnt from my mistakes when I repaired the back steps a couple of weeks back:  measure twice and cut once makes sense.  I am sure that my tape measure is out, I DID measure twice and took accurate measurements to the timber yard.  They cut the steps to my measurement so I was sure that all would be well.  Unfortunately the wood must have shrank on the way home as they were about 1/2 inch short.  I think John Head could of heard me sobbing in Maryborough.

Once I regained my composure and retrieved the tools from all over the yard (I think I may have thrown them in my despair) I headed off to buy another set of steps with revised measurements, but this time I went to another lumber yard to avoid embarrassment.  Another $165 and I went home to fit the steps, a perfect fit.  Now to find a use for 5 hardwood steps, unfortunately they are not wide enough for the front steps......... maybe a raised garden bed.

Weather has been good but today is a bit humid so I am sitting here in the air-conditioning with Niggs.  He hates the heat and humidity and he spends a lot of time in front of the cool air.

Bauple is a rural area and is attracting quite a few new residents experiencing country life for the first time. We recently had a new resident call the local council wildlife office to request the removal of the 'WOMBAT CROSSING' sign on the road into town. The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

So, till next time....................
 
 
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The Funeral Service for the late Tony 'Afro' Phelan will be held in Our Lady’s Assumption Catholic Church, Creery Street, MANDURAH on Thursday 12 January commencing at 10.00 am and will be followed by a private family cremation. Contact for Jenny Phelan by e-mail.

It was reported in the WA news that Tony was killed while working on the Perth City Link project. He had had been cleaning a section of the rail line with a high-pressure hose when a maintenance vehicle being taken off the tracks rolled after its brakes failed. It then struck Mr. Phelan, who died at the scene. The incident is being investigated by ComCare, the Federal workplace safety Authority.  Police said the maintenance vehicle was one that could be modified for use on both the road or rail line.”

Bob 'Bluedog' Walker wrote in memory of Afro "I have just read the Log and I to am saddened to learn that "Afro" has had his final pierhead jump.  Sandy's recollections of Pearl Harbour "75" on Otway bought back memories of my own, I was donkshop horse at the time.  Some of our members would also remember the incident in the big EM's club, involving Afro and Porky Porzucek (not good with names) and a Bloody Mary. This also incurred the wrath of the Yank SP's but fortunately no one was locked up, only had to front the Skipper, Peter Horobin, if I remember correctly, who meted out fitting punishment for their offences.  Don't care to elaborate any further online but those who were there can relate the details if required."

While Bob Raines said "I got a terrible shock when I saw your email yesterday about Afro. I served with him during the 70's on board Onslow for a while and when we "paid off" we eventually worked at Codock together as well. Afro only lived a short distance from me in Liverpool so once I realised he worked at the Island as well, I went and picked him up each morning and dropped him home each afternoon. It was terrific. I got to know Jenny during that time as well. I sent her an email yesterday, expressing my heartfelt condolences to her and the family."

WA Member Shane Pike was another to report in sick last week "Just wanted to let the Association know that I'm going in for surgery this Friday to have a malignant lymph node and thyroid removed. I will be recovering for 4 - 5 weeks before starting radiation and possibly chemo depending on the results from surgery. Will probably be off work for 3 - 4 months." 

Ruth Russell has sent an update on Peter who has been malingering in hospital.  She wrote "He is a bit better still very chesty was hoping to come home tomorrow but no such luck he is still in at least till Monday at this stage. Thanks to everyone for the calls and to Pod for visiting. If anyone wants to contact me by email I will pass it on to Peter, he is busting at the bit to get home but not just yet."

As reported last week, another spending time holidaying in hospital is Peter 'Arab' Clarke. Wife Julie said "Can you pass this onto all concerned with Pete's health. He will be in hospital till next week. They could not find the bleed and do not want to do the scope just yet. He has a fever and they are treating that with antibiotics as they don't know where the infection is. It is not in his lungs as they are clear. A big thanks to all who have sent wishes and visited him." 

It seems that I owe Brett Ollington an apology after calling him a Tiffie last month.  He wrote "Wow they are fighting words, last time a STOKER was accused of being a tiffie, he was severely thrashed, I reckon an apology needs to happen. You also note that STOKER is in upper case and tiffie is in much smaller script." I am sure that I saw him wielding a spanner one day, maybe that it is why I made such a terrible mistake, a very rare event for a Warrant Officer STOKER.

Don Currell wrote "Interesting to note that from Orion's original commissioning Greenie Department along with John Hodgen CSAW, Brian Birch Polto and Afro Phelan Kellick of the Boat makes 3 that have died. Were John and Brian ever members of the SAA for Eternal Patrol remembrance on web site." I have added both to the Eternal Patrol page, they were not listed as I rely on people letting me know of any errors and additions.  If you know of anyone that is not listed please let me know.

Ian Bray sent a photo of Vicki and him in front of their "humble" home in Newport, RI. He said "We live on the top floor (dark grey bit)."  I think that we need to increase OS allowances so they can rent the whole house......... click image to enlarge.

Peter Hulme (Taupo NZ) had a Canadian O Boats query ... 'It would be great assistance if your members could confirm that all the bulkhead water tight doors on the Canadian 'O' class boats were completely circular, with none shaped liked those on the old RN 'A' and 'T' boats - that is elongated circles. This discussion has searched the memories of members, but they vary and it would be useful if we could know what WT door were fitted to your 'O' boats.'   I responded "I believe that the first boat may have elongated bulkhead doors as it was the original hull of HMS Onyx (shown here on her final voyage). I was lucky enough to join Onyx on commissioning and was surprised that she was the same configuration as OZ boats. Because the RCN hull was delayed by a fire during build you got the Onyx hull. Something tells me it was Ojibwa." Peter responded "Many thanks for your response, put with all the others it tells the full story."

Visitor from the UK, Nobby Hall wrote "I am a UK Submarine Association member who served for 20+ years in boats. While in the RN I was P.O.'s mess President in Faslane when HMAS Orion was commissioned in Greenock and had the good fortune to be invited to the commissioning ceremony. I still have two copies of the commissioning book. If you would like them just let me know where I can forward them to you. I am returning to Sydney tomorrow but will be back in Brisbane mid January. Also during my Submarine training in 1966 I met a lot of Aussie guy's training in HMS Dolphin 2."  Anyone interested in catching up for a beer please contact Nobby.

It is always good to get positive feedback on the Log and the following from old shipmate Mike Shepherd is what it is all about. "What would we do without you. I have made contact with the family and advised that Tony (Shipp) and I were shipmates possibly in Trespasser and definitely Telemachus. So many pals crossing the bar. I guess we need to be positive in 2012."

Some of you may remember Jeremy Parrett (UC) from his time in OZ on HMS Odin.  He is a new listing on Buddies in Boats and is hoping some of his mates will get in touch. He wrote "Took Odin out to Australia in 1972. My time at Platypus with Odin was the best. I retired from boats in 1976 and emigrated to Canada. Now sailing the Bahamas on our Corbin 39 and travelling the USA in our 2000 Beaver Marquis Amethyst motorcoach. I live with my wife Jane on South Hutchinson Island, Fort Pierce, Florida."

It seems that an ex pusser Greenie is operating a repair shop in Ipswich, Qld. A local had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told him that one of the problems was that they did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. The resident was confused and told the repairman that he was told that he had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. The repairman shook his head and said, 'It needs a 1/4 horsepower.' When the resident responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 the repairman said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'  I wonder if he was an ex ABETS?

Miles Greenway sent a bit of an update on the RN female in boats saga. He said "This will be happening, for Officers, in 2014 and Ratings in 2016 however the S/m's involved will be altered to provide separate bunk spaces and toilets/showers. Also a pregnancy test is required to be undertaken before any sailing and at a set time after sailing. To protect any foetus, that may be at sea on the S/m's, from the chance of damage from the atmosphere on board a special O2 supply will be fitted to the boats. This will cost about 3 millions pounds for each fit and the pregnant crewmember is to go on to this enriched O2 supply until transferred off the boat.  I must admit this seems a bit over the top. Have you tried this web site ? It is interesting."

Video of the Week

Admiral Sir Mark Stanhope, First Sea Lord and Chief of the Naval staff has discussed the year the Navy and Marines have had, the operational changes, consequences of the SDSR and how redundancies have affected staff. He also expresses how the future of Navy will be positive, watch the video. I know things are tight in the UK, but surely he could afford a proper uniform, not a pullover with tatty rank insignia?


SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA
 
The Trade articles
The President has advised Branches that SUBFOR are giving the Association lots of space in every issue of 'The Trade'. He said we need articles from branches or from Members that have an article that may be of interest to the submarine community. WA has done well in the last issue and I know there will be one about Blue Lees visit to Russia in the next. It is requested that proposed articles be sent to the CPOCISM Darren Thompson, BLD 81 HMAS STIRLING for action.
 
Tasmanian Branch
The SUBCON 2012 web site is now live and ready to take your reservations.  We do hope you can make it down south to Hobart for SUBCON 2012 and we look forward to seeing you.

This year the theme is 'Back to Basics' and is intended to (re)place the emphasis on the camaraderie and esprit de corps that unites submariners all over the world. This year our motto is the Latin 'Multum in Parvo' which translates to 'Much In Little' and is meant to reflect both the Back To Basics theme as well as the relative size of the small Tasmanian branch who are the hosts for 2012.
 
Queensland Branch
Rob Woolrych has advised that, due to the unavailability of the Galaxy Room at the Coorparoo RSL, Club, the 1st General Meeting for 2012 of SAA Queensland Inc. will be held at the Queensland Maritime Museum, at the southern end of Southbank, Brisbane at 1100 on Sunday 5th February 2012.

Parking For those who wish to park inside the grounds of the Maritime Museum the entrance is via Dock Street which comes off Vulture St. The entrance is hard left off Dock Street just past Little Dock St

Rob said "To all of you out there who have not come to our meetings in the past or have let your attendance lapse recently, we would like very much for you to come and join us on the day.  It does not matter whether you are a member or not we would like you to be a part of the organization and especially we would like some of you young guns to come and talk with some of us “oldies” and perhaps have a social drink with us on the day.  There are lots of old and young submariners out there so please come and join us and hear more about the “Brisbane Submariners Walk” for which your President has worked so hard"

VETERANS AFFAIRs

DVA Factsheet IS30 Pension Rates, Limits and Allowances Summary

This Factsheet provides the current rates and limits for:
• service pension;
• age pension;
• income support supplement;
• disability pension;
• war widow’s and widower’s pension; and
• all associated allowances under the Veterans’ Entitlements Act 1986 (VEA).

Australian Service Medal with Middle East Clasp 1980 - 86

Dick Waldie ex LSROEw wrote "Earlier this year Defence authorised the issue of the Australian Service Medal with Middle East clasp, to personnel who deployed on ships to the North West Indian Ocean from 1980 - 86. I thought members of the submariner world would be interested in this."

For those of you who went on one of the North West Indian Ocean (NWIO) deployments during the early to mid 80's, you are probably eligible for the Australian Service Medal with Middle East clasp. Some of these deployments were:

  • Sep - Nov 1980 HMAS Melbourne, Otama, Perth, Derwent

  • 1981 - 1986 All three DDG's

  • 1982 - 1986 HMAS Adelaide, Canberra & possibly Sydney, Darwin

  • 1980 - 1986 Probably a few of the subs

As stated in Gazette No. S80 of 19 May 2011 the prescribed period is from 1 Sep 80 to 31 Jul 86 and the prescribed area is North of 10deg North and West of 75deg East, which bascially equates to the area west of the tip of India and includes NWIO, Arabian Sea, Gulf of Oman & Gulf of Aden. The prescribed period is 30 days operation in this area, which includes official visits to ports in that area which would include Bombay & Karachi. To view further information go to http://www.defence.gov.au/medals

then click on Campaign Medals
then click Since 1975
then click Australian Service Medal
then click Middle East

At the bottom of the list you will see "RAN ships in North West Indian Ocean deployments" where there is a link to the Gazette authorising the issue of this medal. You can download an application form from the website.  Along with the application form you will need to send some certified copies showing proof of posting for the period of the deployment. I have copied some pages from my service record & RTE showing postings, and a couple of pages from the cruise book showing the route and itinerary of the deployment. If you don't have any documents, then they will accept some Stat Decs from yourself and someone else who was on the deployment with you.

All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves....But the maniac stays on.

Scarpa Broomfield is another with some news "Got a nice surprise this week compliments of DVA. I went into the local Australian Hearing to get more batteries for my hearing aid (DVA pension from boats) and the lady asked me how I listened to the TV, I told her 'loud', so she showed me a ear phone set up and told me that DVA provides them at nil cost, she said that she would send in the request."

A week later I got a call to go in a pick up the set. It is a German Sennheiser digital wireless Hi-Fi stereo sound system that consists of a transmitter tower that connects to a power point and to the audio output on the TV, the tower also acts as a charging station for the rechargeable batteries in the phones. There are volume controls and balance controls on the RH earphone and they are super light and comfortable - better than a donkshop head set! Please let the members know that this is available free if you hold a DVA white card for hearing loss or a gold card. I recommend it as the sound is fabulous."


DEFENCE MATTERs

Cadets 'delighted' if chief reinstated
Australian Defence Force Academy cadets who have been wearing ''Bring Back Bruce'' T-shirts would be delighted if Commodore Bruce Kafer was reinstated as their commandant before the next intake of students at the end of the month.

Cadets, angered by the decision to stand down Commodore Kafer from his post in the wake of the Skype scandal in April, had responded by wearing ''BBB'' T-shirts in protest, Australia Defence Association executive director Neil James said.  He has joined a former high- ranking military officer in calling for the immediate publication of the findings of the inquiry by Andrew Kirkham QC into ADFA's handling of the Skype incident.

Both men say if, as is widely expected, Commodore Kafer is exonerated, he should be reinstated immediately. This is also the view of chief of Defence Force General David Hurley.   ''There is no evidence Kafer committed a hanging offence,'' sources have said.

The Kirkham Inquiry Response, which took almost eight months and cost more than $350,000 to complete, has been with the Minister for Defence, Stephen Smith, since December 12.  Sources have said the Kirkham findings are ''personally embarrassing'' to Mr Smith, who intervened directly to have Commodore Kafer stood down.

Defence said details of the Kirkham findings could not be made public because ''legal and policy issues'' were being considered. ''Further exhaustive consideration may take some time,'' a spokeswoman said.  This has been greeted with derision in some circles.

''The language of Yes Minister is alive and well,'' the former senior army officer said.   ''That would have done credit to Sir Humphrey.''  He said it was ''remarkable'' the recommendations of a completed report could not be made public.

The former officer said it would make eminent sense to issue the report immediately and, if it did exonerate Commodore Kafer, as is widely believed, he should be reinstated before the next intake.

Mr James said it would be ''immoral and unjust'' for Mr Smith to issue the Kirkham report in conjunction with the findings of the five ''culture'' reviews spawned by the Skype incident. It would be an act of political expediency designed to bury the Kirkham findings with an ''irrelevant'' linkage.  n''The Kirkham inquiry addresses natural justice for both victims of the Skype incident - the young woman and Commodore Kafer,'' he said.

Alliance undergoes restoration work
Workers are nearing the final stages of building a platform beneath the historic submarine as part of a £6.5m restoration project.  A watertight enclosure is being created beneath the boat at Gosport’s Royal Navy Submarine Museum.  They are now filling up the space with rubble to build the platform.

It means restoration experts will have complete access to HMS Alliance when they start returning her to her former glory later this year. ‘People will not only be able to go inside the submarine but around her and underneath which is a completely different perspective.

‘People coming here next August will see a very different thing. They will see an absolutely great HMS Alliance once she is fully restored, which is great because she is looking very sad at the moment, and they will be able to see these new views.’

The £6.5m restoration project started in October with piles being drilled into the sea bed at Haslar Lake.  The restoration is expected to be finished in time for the summer of 2013.


ETERNAL PATROL
It is with much regret and sorrow that I have to report the loss of two well known and much loved members of the submarine community last weekend.

Ex LSETPSM Anthony 'Afro' Phelan
Anthony 'Afro' Phelan died in a work place accident in Perth on Saturday night, the 30th December. The accident has been reported on the news and is subject to coronial investigation.

Tony and his wife Jenny moved over to the West from Victoria in October this year.

Tony served on HMAS Onslow, Ovens, Otway, Oxley and Orion (Commissioning Crew).

Jenny advises that the funeral will be held in WA and I will advise details when known.

Tributes to Tony can be made on Facebook


ex RSSM Anthony Shipp (RN)
Anthony Shipp died on 31 December 2011 at Carnya Hospice, Berry from the effects of cancer.

Anthony known to his peers as Tony volunteered for submarines in 1955 on completion of his parts one and two at HMS Dolphin joined later in 1955 HMS/m Artful until 1956. In 1957 Tony served in two ‘T’ class submarines HMS/m Thule and later HMS/m Trespasser.  In 1958 Tony served in the ‘A’ class boat HMS/m Anchorite before moving back to a ’T’ class HMS/m Telemachus in 1959.

The following year, 1960, Tony joined the commissioning crew of HMS/m Orpheus a new Oberon class submarine. In 1961 Tony did a stint in HMS/m Seraph until 1962 when he transferred to HMS/m Alliance, he stayed with the boat until 1965 when he left the submarine service.

On leaving the Royal Navy, Tony had the rating of Radio Supervisor. He joined the SAA in October 1985.

Peter Smith, Hon SAA Historian.

Come on Niggs, time for a G&T!!!

We are now on Facebook If you can't beat them, join them!

Sunday, 1st January 2012

I checked my computer this morning, first time for a few days and over 400 email to go through.  I hate this at the best of times, but the bad news contained in some of them were very upsetting.  Please, if you know anyone that may need a chat to cheer them up, give them a call.

The loss of two more of our little community was a shock, there is never a good time for death, but at this time of the year it is that much harder to take.

The freeloaders family left this afternoon and it is a relief to have the place to our selves again.  Not to say it wasn't great to have them here, but I love them more when they are in Sydney.  Niggs enjoyed the company of the two female dogs and the thirteen year old girls, but looking at the photo I just took I think he is ready for a rest too, he has been asleep since they left.

Cooking  for eight challenged my catering and cooking skills and I have a fridge full of leftovers to get rid of, but I am sure that Niggs will help with that.  I am not cooking another egg this year!

The Bauple curse struck a few times over the week, I have had more disasters than I deserve or can afford; 

  • Last Monday the wheel fell off the ride on mower causing damage to axle.

  • Tuesday the selector switch on my stove started slipping and selecting between off, grill and oven became a guessing game.  None available locally and it is due in next week.  Made cooking a challenge, I put two chooks in to roast and it grilled the tops, but soon sorted that out.

  • Wednesday the three men (???) went out on a fishing charter, their Christmas present from me.  Not one fish was bought home!!!

  • Thursday while I was out shopping the two nephews decided to trim a few trees with the chain saw.  I warned them to disconnect the stays that hold the extendable TV aerial up before lopping.  They didn't and the TV man had to come out and replace it.

  • Friday the septic tank started to overflow and I had to get it pumped out.  Turns out the transfer pump had seized and was not pumping to the pits.

  • Saturday the potable water pump's bearings failed, fortunately Bunnings had a new pump in stock.

  • Sunday the tenants of one of my properties rings to say some dickhead had thrown stones at the house and broken two windows.........

I figure that after this week I am due for a change in luck, time to buy a lotto.

There was not going to be a Log this Sunday, but with the sad news to break I thought I would produce one.  I have only scratched the surface of my In Tray and only a selection promulgated this week.  If you sent me an email and I have not answered, sorry.  Maybe next week.

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.  But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
 
So, till next time....................
 
 
Around the Traps

Sandy Freeleagus wrote "Boy Bungy, you sure know how to start off my New Year. No offence mate.  I served on Otway from 1972-1977 and for a good deal of that time, Afro was my offsider and we worked well together. I remember him with great fondness and affection and I must admit, together we managed to upset our WEEO many times.

My most vivid memory of Tony was during the 1975 deployment Up Top when we were stranded in Hawaii with a blown up diesel. The Yanks gave us an old shunting diesel locomotive to charge the boat, as they had no facilities (being nuckie poohs) with enough grunt to handle the load required. When the loco was flashed up and running (bouncing around on the dockside on large blocks of wood) I detailed Afro to "ride the loco and liaise with "Casey Jones" "driving" the loco. He expressed grave concern and voiced then eloquently, but I reassured him that all would be well, and if the worst occurred, I would ensure he would receive a full naval funeral - firing party and all associated pomp and ceremony. He reluctantly entered the loco cabin, still expressing grave doubts. I went to report to the Captain ("Horrible") and the WEEO "Spud" that the boat was (barely) on charge when the loco blew up with a great white flash. Afro flew out of the loco cabin and told me in no uncertain terms what I could do with the loco, the battery, the boat, the branch and the navy. I sent him down to POLTO (Brian Birch) to have a couple of tots on my slops chit.

When he and a Royal Navy sailor (just as big as him) filled in a Yank shore patrol in a bar in Olongapo, the Yanks were out after them with a vengeance. They tracked him down to OTWAY and collared him. I swore on a stack of bibles, that on the night in question, Afro was working all night with me on a ventilation fan. He was a bit of a wild man ashore I must admit. Brian Birch and I decided that Penang would be the one port (the first one so far) that Afro would not get into strife. We were sharing the same room, so we pulled the two single beds together and made him sleep in between us after taking him on a bar tour. He got away and Penang was another port in which I lied through my teeth to get him off the hook.

We worked together side by side through hazardous conditions and procedures that would never be allowed today. We battled through, generally with a lot of naughty words - but together, we got the jobs done.

As a shipmate, electrician and as a person, I respected him and loved him dearly.

I used Tony as an example when I did my Warrant Officer's Course in CERBERUS. The psychologists asked all class members what they did when confronted with unruly and uncooperative sailors. Each gave answers concerning counselling and guidance. When it came to me, I said that I just told my Branch Kellick, Afro, that so-and-so was giving me the what=names. Afro would take the offending person behind the switchboard and WHACK. He would then casually reappear to tell me that the problem was resolved. They were all horrified. Any wonder I loved him.

I shall miss Afro. I feel as if a part of me has been taken, but I have these great memories of him and of being with him. I am glad he has Shorty and Rupert to go on runs ashore with up (or down) there."


Peter Clark is in Fremantle Hospital suffering a serious liver problem and is bleeding internally which requires an endoscopy examination to determine the cause. A number of members have visited him over the last few days and POD reports today he brightened up fairly quickly when he discussed Submarines with him or took the pisser out of him about being a Tiffy. His wife Julie asks that he be visited by his friends for short periods of time as his attention span is about 20 minutes and he is only allowed 2 visitors at time. If you can’t visit him and want to send him a message, please E-Mail Julie, she will take the E-mails in to him and read them to him and leave them for him to read when he is able.

Fred Fisher is also having a rough time and spent Christmas in hospital.  There are a lot of our mates out there that are travelling rough and a call from an old mate would be a great tonic.

Three members of the Aussie Defence Force were asked what would happen if they found a scorpion in their tent. The responses were as follows:

  • Army - I would grab my bayonet and stab it to death.

  • Navy - I would lean over and grab one of my sandals and squash it.

  • Air Force - I would get on the phone and complain that someone has put up a fecking tent in my hotel room.

You can't get away from them...... Tony Vine, seen here cutting someone's grass as usual, reports "I'm a volunteer at the local Military Museum and today we were doing a promotional visit to one of the local caravan parks with two of our restored WW2 vehicles. We had a collection of hats for the kiddies to wear and one of the ladies put a sailors hat on her child and said to her "Your granddad wore a hat like this when he was in submarines".

Tony continued "It turns out Granddad is ex LSROSM Kim Allen who I commissioned Otama with in 78. Sadly the lady (Sara told) me that Kim (Her Father in Law) is currently battling Prostrate Cancer. I met Kim's son whose name I can't remember, Kim now lives in Queensland.  I remember Kim well for the fantastic cartoons and caricatures he used to draw, some of which raised the ire of Frank Wolfe, which was good as it diverted his attention from me, his less than favourite Tiffie.

Tony is currently in Warrell Creek waiting for his Daughter in Law to produce Tony and Cathie's first Grandchild (was due 27 Dec). He said "As soon as bub is born we will be off to Canberra to count fingers and toes."


Queenslanders be Thorwarned! Two new cyclones have been named for this season, Thor Lund and Terry Rowell.  Thor wrote "Firstly, TJ (Terry Rowell) and I would love to drop in and see you and any Qld members on our road trip north to Townsville to see Dan and Sheena Obrien and Rip Mahoney in Mackay. Both Dan and Rip are not at all well. We leave Sydney on or around the 10th of Feb and should be on the road for about 10 days arriving back in Sydney around the 25th. Anyone who would like to catch up with us for a beer or 3 can drop me an email and I'll liaise with them on our itinerary."

Thor also wrote "Following an article I wrote for the Afloat Magazine recently I had a call out of the blue from a guy who was in cubs with me (would you believe it). Turns out he was heavily involved with RANTE and Naval Armaments supply. He has put together a web site on the topic and there are some interesting bits and pieces that some of the members might find interesting to browse. Also Im sure he would appreciate any tidbits of info or photographs that anyone may have of those heady days when ammunitioning at the buoy was the done thing etc. His name is Robert Curran and you can contact him through his website".

Brett Hinton writes "Well we are at Peterborough on the Great Ocean Road slowly winding our way to Melbourne, Cooma, Canberra and then home. It has been a good trip with lots of things to see. Some places are dumps, others sparkle; just like humans. The bush towns in outback NSW and Qld are on Life Support; mainly dole and pension cheques. Places like Wilcannia, Bourke have an absolute look of decay about them with most shops “boarded” up with corrugated iron. People living 6 to 8 (including kids) to a caravan with no power also happens. The dogs have behaved although Bruno the youngest one nicked off into a forest for an hour. He likes chasing kangaroos, the ones over 5 foot high provide the most fun. We have met all sorts of interesting people of all ages, colours and sexes (just when Richelle thought there was only 2) . Met an SAS Timor vet who tried to shoot his new Lieutenant and was subsequently discharged. He still regrets not pulling the trigger. Met another old bloke who claimed to be a WWII vet but turns out it was all in his head."

OK, it is time to ask some those of you that send on EVERY email you receive to think about it.  I appreciate getting interesting and meaningful email that someone has sent you, but WHY must you send EVERY email?  Before sending to every Tom, Dick and Harry ask yourself the question before sending on:  "Did I find this interesting, funny or informative and would others be interested in it?"  Think first, send second!

SUBMARINES ASSOCIATION AUSTRALIA
 
Tasmanian Branch
The SUBCON 2012 web site is now live and ready to take your reservations.
 
SUBCON is the annual reunion and Annual General Meeting of the Submarines Association Australia and traditionally rotates around the country. It is held over the eastern states' Queen's Birthday Long Weekend in June and in 2012 it will be hosted in Tasmania.

The programme of events covers four days from Friday, the 8th to Monday the 11th of June and includes the traditional Reunion Dinner on the Saturday night following the AGM in the afternoon.

This year the theme is 'Back to Basics' and is intended to (re)place the emphasis on the camaraderie and esprit de corps that unites submariners all over the world. This year our motto is the Latin 'Multum in Parvo' which translates to 'Much In Little' and is meant to reflect both the Back To Basics theme as well as the relative size of the small Tasmanian branch who are the hosts for 2012.

We do hope you can make it down south to Hobart for SUBCON 2012 and we look forward to seeing you.
 
Queensland Branch
Over the past 6 months the SAA Qld President don Currell has been working discreetly on a project which will have an impact on the Brisbane community. Don has been liaising with Mike and Wanda Davis, life members of the Australian American Association and together they have been talking with the Brisbane City Council (BCC) to have a small area of the Brisbane River bank named “SUBMARINERS WALK”.  Don has been the prime “mover and shaker”

During WW2 submarines were based at New Farm on the Brisbane River and in fact one of our members, Ken Briggs was in one of the midget submarines based there. Ken was intimately involved with the raid on Saigon Harbour when “HE” cut the main telephone cables on the bottom of the harbour. Also some 64 USN Submarines used New Farm to do battle in the Pacific. Five of the New Farm based were lost with all hands which constituted 22% of the submariners based in Brisbane.

A 300 metre section of the bank of the Brisbane River in front of the “Old Wool Shed” at New Farm and in the vicinity of the old HMAS MORETON is going to be named “Submariners Walk” and will honour these WW2 submarines plus will also honour AE1 and AE2 both of whom were lost during WW1.  The BCC will also be assisting and have agreed to maintain the project in perpetuity.

On Saturday at our associations annual Christmas gathering, President Don (Duck Run) was able to announce that he had got approval from the BCC for the project to go ahead. At the SAA Qld Committee Meeting held prior to the gathering your Committee voted unanimously to put $5000 towards the project. That idea was floated to those members present at the “Picnic” and they were totally supportive. We will also be seeking monies from DVA and Government for the project. The Committee will propose at the next General Meeting, that you endorse firstly the project and secondly the proposal to put $5000 aside for our input into the project.

We have already asked the SAA to support us $$ for $$ and “civvy” firms in the Brisbane area have already pledged their support.

This is a project going through its “period of gestation”; it is an unfolding concept in its design phase. I reiterate that the idea has been approved by the BCC and the prime land on the Brisbane riverfront in New Farm already “earmarked”. We ask for your support to bring the project to fruition.

Graeme Caesar
Secretary, SAA Queensland Inc.
Email: secretary@saaqld.org
Phone: 0418 449 528

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